Title: The Script
Author: Killaurey
Word Count: 499
Rating: T

Written for Day 2 of the Last Fan Standing Challenge on KakaSaku's Dreamwidth community.

Prompt: Oh la la

Sakura peers winsomely at Kakashi over a bowl of ice cream.

He eyes her dubiously.

No doubt, she thinks, he's noticed the pattern. It's the third week in a row that they've come out here, to this ice cream stand, and each week she's asked him to do something embarrassing.

It's all Ino's fault.

Sakura ignores that she's equally to blame. That this is their idea.

This time she's come prepared with a tiny voice recorder and a script.

She licks her spoon. "Kakashi," Sakura says, "I'm wondering if—"

"No."

Sakura frowns. "You didn't let me finish."

"It's still no," he insists. "Not after the last two weeks."

"People will forget about it eventually," Sakura wheedles. "Gai-sensei thought that dress looked smash—"

"Sakura," Kakashi says, "if you love me, you will never mention that again."

"Okay," she agrees easily. After all, she's got pictures and the negatives are well hidden. "But will you pleaseconsider doing this week's—"

"No."

"It's nothing public," she lies. "Only you and I will hear."

"And Ino," he corrects. "I'm aware of that."

Sakura shrugs. "Shikamaru will be doing this too—doesn't that make you feel better?"

"No," he decides. "I just feel sorry for the both of us."

"I know," she says, "that last week was a bit… much." It had been amazing. "But this week is much simpler! We can do it here."

Despite himself, he looks intrigued. "What am I supposed to do?"

Sakura beams. "It's nothing bad," she promises, pulling out the script to hand it to him. "You'd be reading what's in blue."

He reads it, his eyebrow climbing higher with each page. Eventually he sets it down and just looks at her.

"What are the odds," he asks, "that Shikamaru is reading the other half?"

Sakura fidgets. "Er, quite high, I'm afraid."

He grunts. "I thought so."

"Will you do it?" She hopes so. She's no good at begging.

"Oh my darling," Kakashi reads incredulously, "you're so gorgeous I'm left breathless—the only thing I can say is 'oh la la' and even then it's a poor substitute?"

"You're saying 'oh la la' wrong," she says, squashing the urge to giggle. "It's got to be—sexier." Sakura drops her voice, making it low and sultry. "Oh la la."

Kakashi eyes her. "This is not a sexy script."

"It could be," Sakura says, "if you made it that way. I have every faith in your ability to turn anything sexy."

He rubs his neck. "What do I get for doing this?"

"Me," she says, smiling at him. "Any way you want me."

"Well," Kakashi says dryly. "Oh la la." This time, he manages to say it so well it makes her shiver.

Sakura readies the recorder.

Next week, she thinks, will be a harder sell. Especially once he finds out what she and Ino will do with the recordings.

But next week is next week.

She'll find a way to talk Kakashi around when the time comes.