A/N: A Halloween Revenge fic. Steph/OC, humor, may seem like Les bashing, but it's not will be explained in later chapters.
We pulled into the parking lot at Domino's. Yeah, the strip club. You'd think that there would have given them a hint, but no, the takedown was still a go. Seal turned in the seat to look at me and raised an eyebrow, silently asking where we were going to be. I nodded my chin towards the entrance and he flashed me a 500 watt grin. Like I said, entertainment. At least with Seal I knew that he was firmly in my corner and looking forward to seeing me hand Lester his ass on a platter, but that's another matter too.
Seal and I exited his truck and headed inside. I caught a questioning look from Tank again, but I just winked at him in response and kept going. I wanted a front row seat for this one.
Once we got inside, Seal handed me a transmitter so that I could hear what was happening with Lester and Susan. Then he melted off into the shadows. I couldn't see him, but I knew he was there. He knew I had a plan, and he was there to support me, but wouldn't interfere unless necessary.
I sat my tushy down at a table three away from Susan and sat back to watch and enjoy. Hey, it's not everyday that I get one up on the Merry Men. Especially Casanova.
About five minutes later the dancer on stage stumbled and almost lost her balance. I heard a tray hit the floor and the sound of breaking glass. It seemed the man had entered the building. I cackled again, Susan hadn't even batted an eyelash. Oh, this is just too sweet.
I sat in my hidden corner and watched Les approach Susan. Her eyes were riveted on the stage, she didn't even spare him a passing glance.
Les sat down at her table, and still she has yet to acknowledge him. I can almost hear and see Les's ego deflating right before my eyes. Poor guy, snort. This will teach him to mess with me in the future.
Finally Les leaned over and said something in Susan's ear. "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me." Les's voice came over the receiver. Oh My God, I know he did not just say that. The giggles started building in my chest. Susan just cut her eyes to him, and then looked back at the stage.
Could the man not feel the 'fuck off' vibes she's sending out in spades? Jeez, I guess not, because he just looked at her expectantly for a moment before leaning back in.
"I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet." I snorted out loud at this one. This was just way too much fun. I couldn't believe he actually used these lines on women. I wondered how many he could get out before she bitch slaps him.
Susan didn't even dignify that one with a glance, her eyes were riveted on the stage, and Les didn't even exist. I watched Les's shoulders drop a little more. Aww, poor guy.
"Hey, I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend." Oouuwwww, damn Les, that was just bad. Susan rolled her eyes, but that's the only reaction.
"If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!" I couldn't hold in the laughter any more. Les just forged ahead.
"This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line." Oh Les, I think she'd just heard more than one. My sides were hurting from laughing so hard. Susan was starting to look pretty pissed too. I wonder what Les will look like with a black eye.
"I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?" I watched as Susan slowly turned to face Lester. His eyes got really big at the angry look on her face. She raised an eyebrow at him before pulling her arm back and letting fly.
DAAAYYYYYMMMMMNNNNN. Lester went down like a bag of rocks. That's gonna hurt in the morning.
Seal's voice sounded from right behind me. "I'm a baaaaaad man." I turned in my seat to look at him and raised an eyebrow. "I just got all that on tape for you love. Now you can watch it over and over again." I threw my arms around his neck and kisses his jaw. Seal squeezed my waist and we headed out the door to see what they were going to do about Susan now.