Note: all dream-like scenes, thoughts and visions are in Italic.

Listen to as background music on YouTube (put the web address into the area where the web address goes and listen to it while reading - .com/watch?v=hq_PrxbnUkw&feature=related

Note: sometimes the music has a meaning to the chapter. This does.

Me - i don't ow...

'Knock Knock'

Me – who is it?

Mystery person behind door – it's the police. We are looking for a 'Fred Ann Oying'. He went missing eight days ago, and this is the last place he was last seen. Can we come in?

Me – Just a second. (Turn's to camera) As i was saying, i don't own anything. Now I'm going to find the person who ratted me out and make them pay for betraying me. (Jump's through twenty story high window and landed on the pavement and a woman with a shotgun in her hands) OW! Oo, goody, a loaded shotgun on the pavement. How lucky am I?

Shotgun woman's ghost – Very.

Chapter 1 – A normal day?

Normal P.O.D.

It was 3:30 in the morning at jump city. Now any person would be asleep at this ridiculous time in the morning, but beast boy doesn't qualify as 'normal'. Beast boy was actually weightlifting about 150 KG, which he has been doing for the last half hour. He was also wearing headphones, listening to the queen's 'eye of the tiger', so he couldn't hear the person approaching him.

"Beast boy, what are you doing up at this time of night?" asked Raven in here 'i don't give a fuck' monotone voice. Even if she didn't mean to do it, she scared beast boy shitless. And by his bad luck, he lost grip of the weigh, causing it to land sharply on his chest, breaking three ribs and damaging his spine. "Ooooooowwwwww." Beast boy let out a slow, low moan, clutching his chest, as raven removed the weighs off beast boy.

"Are you ok?" asked raven in a slightly more panicked monotone voice. "Apart from some broken ribs and a damaged spine, i can't complain." (Did he just read my text?) "Here, let me heal you" said raven, in a calmer tone. She leaned over him and started the slow healing process. Beast boy felt all the pain drain out of him. As he opened his eyes, he saw raven's light purple eyes. "This is one of the main reasons i fell in love with her. But why would raven love me? If anything, she hates me." Thought Beast Boy.

"Beast Boy, you never answer my question. What are you doing down here?" asked raven, as she finished healing beast boy's chest. "Well, it's very compacted." Said beast boy. "Really? I thought the only thing that you knew that was very compacted was how to get into your room without stepping on a slice of pizza. So tell me or i'll enter your mind." Said raven in a monotone voice. Now Beast Boy may be a idiot moron nincompoop simpleton bonehead jackass, but he knew when he was beat. "'Raven, i am up at this time of night because of my animal DNA." Answered beast boy. "How does this relate to you not sleeping?" "Well raven, some animals are awake during the day, and some animals are awake during the night. And because both types of animal's DNA are in my blood stream, i have to stay up at day and at night, and can only go to sleep at 4:20 AM*. Now if you excuse me, i going to sleep." Explained beast boy, then he started to leave. "Wait!" raven said in a louder tone then she would usually use, and beast boy stopped and asked "what now raven?" "How do you know that?" asked raven, and beast boy's answer was "I'm not as stupid as you repeatedly call me." And with that, he left.

"What does he mean by "I'm not as stupid as you repeatedly call me."? I mean I called him a idiot today... and yesterday... and the day before that... and the day before that... and the day before that... in fact, every day since we became the teen titans, I've called him a idiot every day at least once. Why am I so mean to him and not the others? Do I ..." Raven thought, until the titan's alarm went off, destroying her train of thought.

"Great, how come when I'm in the middle of something important, the alarm has to go off." Raven asked to no-one, then headed to the main room.

"Great, how come when I'm in the middle of something important, the alarm has to go off." Beast boy asked to no-one, changed into a pair of yesterday's clothes and then headed to the main room.

When raven and beast boy entered the main room, they saw that it was 7:00 AM in the morning, and robin had just found where the trouble was.

"Ok, titans, there's a robbery at the jump city's international jewellers in the higher part of the town (why does everyone put the crimes at the lower part of town?) Titan's GO!" and then everyone rushed out.

30 minutes later, at the jump city's international jewellers-

'Wall blowing up'

"Ok whoever you are, you're going down." Said Beast boy.

"You think you can defeat me? Well, you're going to be in for a BIG surprise, because I am GHOST, and I'm going to be your DOOM!" said the mystery thief.

End of chapter

E. – Hi, I am here to make sure that nothing bad happens to any...

Me – YOU FUCKING BASTERED! YOU RATTED ME OUT TO THE COPS! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

E. – now, now, let's not be too hasty. (reaches for the metal club of tim domease™)

Me – NO! (Pulls out shotgun) I'M GOING TO BREAK ALL YOUR BONES, THEN FILL YOU UP WITH ENOUGH LEAD TO...

'SMACK'

E. – good, now i can claim the £999,999.99 reward money for your capture. (head's off to police station)