Imagine what would happen if you're the opposite of your gender right now. I'm a girl, but I don't like boys. I prefer 2D girls. Well, actually, I don't like human, thanks to THAT game.
So, if I were a boy, I would find a girlfriend. If I didn't get one, I can just back to my happy life with 2D girls.
I think this kind of lame and impossible thing should happen, so girls will know how hard it is to find a single girlfriend and boys will know how hard it is to… well, let's just skip this. I was going to talk about puberty, but meh…
So… do you have a girlfriend / boyfriend? If yes, take a good care of her/him!
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Or you love 2D girls / boys?
Or something else?
…
Does anybody love something like a demon goat or a fish with two arms and legs? I'm kinda lonely here…
After lots of unlucky moments (for example: a car goes fast and... splash!), Els and Eve finally arrive at Eve's house.
Yes, that intro is also irrelevant.
"You shouldn't get along with me. The curse affects people around me."
Eve simply smiles. "Don't worry about that. Come inside!"
They go inside. "Ah, you bring unfamiliar ugly figure," a white haired guy commented. He has bandages everywhere on his body. One of the bandages closes his left eye.
"You have mummy?" Els asked confusedly.
Eve shakes her head. She introduced the two to each other. "Add, this is Els. Els, this is Add."
"I assume this is my subject for my next experiment," the white haired guy, Add, said without any expression.
"W-What experiment? No!" Els denied. "But I'll ended up being one anyway," he murmured.
Els looks around the living room, which is full of potions.
"I won't give you the potion. Don't worry," Eve smiled.
There's a sudden earthquake. One of the potions falls down from the shelf beside them on top of Els head.
Yes, as the author, I can put any kind of what-the-f*ck-plot.
The potion works like a flash bang for a moment. "What's that potion, Add?" Eve asked calmly.
"I-I don't know. I didn't see it—although I have a bad feeling about this."
Their vision is slowly becoming clearer. "Elsword, are you okay?"
"Yes, I'm fine—"
Els stopped the words. Something feels weird. "My voice changed..."
Add blushes. "I-I knew it..."
Eve's eyes widen. "I hate to admit this, but you have every girl's dream."
Els looks at them confusedly. "What?" After looking down, Els realizes he just become a she. And she's naked because of the author's dirty delusions.
Els quickly cover herself with her hands. "I-I-I've prepared for e-everything, b-but not this!"
As my author's OC, I decide to take the narration because she can't stop her delusion.
Add takes a tissue to stop his nosebleed. "Alright. I have my subject."
"W-What subject?! Don't look at me!" Els shouted.
Eve walks toward Els, touches her hair and body. "As expected, you have every girl's UNOBTAINABLE dream. You have nice body, smooth skin and hair, and babyface. Also, your voice is cute in many ways. I suggest you not to get angry too much. Honestly, you don't look scarier, but you just make Add goes to his delusion as well."
"Eve, please just help me!" Els begged. "A-And I have an urgent request..."
"What is it?"
"I-I want to pee, but I don't know how. I mean, my 'thing' is gone..."
Eve doesn't know how to react. Should she laugh? Or feel pity? Or feel the awkward atmosphere as she looks at Els?
She makes a conclusion. "Let's have a bath together. I know you're actually a boy, but I can't just leave you alone with Add."
Add's eye widens. "Can I—"
Eve slaps Add. "No. You're a pervert."
They take a bath together (don't worry about Els' nature's call). "Is it hard to make an eye contact while we're talking?" Eve asked as she looks at Els' back.
"I can't see you naked just because I suddenly turned into a girl, you know," Els replied.
Eve sighs as she smiles. "I knew it. You're nice."
"Please don't get rid of my limited number of luck," Els giggled. This is her first time having a conversation more than an hour. She feels happy because she's usually alone. "By the way, who's Add? What happened to him?"
"So you care for that pervert," Eve smiled. "He used to be a maniac, obsessed with my core. After a long time of studying Nasod, he said he was bored and decided to do something else. That is, as you can see, chemical. Now he's making a lot of potions. I knew he's no longer dangerous, so I let him live in my house because I was lonely. About those bandages, he failed many times in his chemical experiments."
Els finds her story a bit weird, but she decides not to ask about it. "I see..."
Everyone knows Nasod is no longer exists (except Eve. She's forever alone).
"Tell me more about yourself," Eve requested.
Els remains silent. She never tells a thing to anyone (not even her sister). What she has to tell anyway? Her whole life full of bad luck?
"You don't have to, Els. It's fine," Eve patted Els' head.
Els thinks it's not fair if she doesn't tell anything."I didn't know I have a sister."
Just now, Els catches Eve's attention. "I was living with my mom for 10 years. One day, a man and a girl came to my house. They were my dad and my sister. My mom hates me because of 'that' reason."
Without questioning the 'that' Els is talking about, Eve asks, "Why were your parents separated for 10 years?"
"They divorced," Els muttered as her voice trembled. "My mom looked very happy when sis came home. She really loves her, but what about me? I—"
Eve moves to face Els. Her cheeks turn red when she sees Eve's naked body. "Eve, what are you—"
Eve hugs her. "You must be holding that tears for a long time. It's not wrong for a boy to cry."
Els feels unlucky that a girl is going to see her cry, but she doesn't even care anymore. Tears are rolling down from her cheeks. "I'm sorry..."
Eve smiles, "Don't apologize. It's fine." Suddenly Eve looks angry. "You're enjoying this, aren't you, author's OC? Seeing two naked girls hugging each other in a bathroom. You're a boy after all."
Hm..
After a lot of time for the author to recover (sadly, my OC got beaten by Eve), I can finally continue the narration.
I was hoping to see something like they're doing something indecent, though. Too bad I have no narrator left. Actually, I have, but it would be confusing if I add OC (2) to the story.
"Reader, help! This author is also a pervert!" Eve called for help her.
Will you help her? You can't! Even though the 4th wall is broken, I still have the 5th wall to 'protect' them from reader!
Luckily, Els can use Eve's clothes.
"Now I won't get lucky for the next 30 years," Els sighed.
For many reasons, he can accept his fate. Of course, the first reason is because the author can control his fate.
They're back to the living room. Add is a little disappointed that Els is no longer naked.
"Alright, Add. Give Els the cure," Eve said as she lent her hand.
Add chuckles. "I don't have one."
"What?!" Eve shouted in disbelief.
Els sighs. "I knew it... I'm unlucky, after all."
"I tried making one. Wanna give it a try?" Add asked as he showed another potion.
"No. I will try it 30 years later," Els smiled.
"You can't stay in that form forever, right?" Eve took the potion from Add's hand and gave it to Els. "Try it."
Even though Els knows something bad will happen, she takes the potion and drinks it.
After a few seconds, Els starts breathing heavily. "M-Master... don't leave me...!"
Eve narrows her eyes at Add. "So you have this kind of potion."
Add picks the potion bottle as he blushes. "I picked the wrong potion."
"It's not like you at all to make a stupid mistake like this," Eve commented.
Maybe Els' bad luck it's not a mere curse.
Yay I ruined everything because of delusions. My apologies.
Anyway, here's my OC (your previous narrator) named Ra to reply your reviews! I'm afraid I could ruin your life because i'm blunt and not taking things seriously.
Yes, he's beaten by Eve, but I don't care. He can still reply your reviews.
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Ra: Our author really glad you enjoy the story and she said thank you. Unfortunately, she doesn't like spice
Els: ..Not that spice
Eve: Don't translate it literally, stupid
Ra: She knows, but she wants to translate it literally
Yoshida-kun
Ra: Sadly, 17% is 17% for our author's case
Eve: ..I think you're just a piece of her bad luck, Els
Els: Who knows?