Desktop Revolution
Desktop Revolution
A/N : Disclaimer on profile.
The desktop revolution of 2020. The 10 different styles of DDR on your desktop. The DDR are 10 styles that have changed throughout the years. The different ways to play, the graphics, the music, backgrounds and arrows. All of them played since the year 2000. Now the newest feature of this computer is that you can control it using the DDR controls. The controls vary for different needs…
"Wow." Said Tenten.
By the way, this story takes place in heaven and hell. Tenten was reading a newspaper about what happens on Earth. Naruto and Sakura were reading over her shoulder.
"I'm surprised the Earth still exists!" said Naruto.
"You idiot!!" Shouted Sakura in Naruto's ear. "How do you come up with such a stupid idea like that?!" She yelled.
"I use my brain. Maybe you could try sometime." Naruto said plainly. Sakura almost blew his face apart when she picked up Tenten and threw her at Naruto really hard.
"OOWWW!!" Naruto yelled. Tenten had lost consciousness.
"Well, anyhow, you should read the news more. Then you would know how they fixed global warming." Sakura said.
"What's global warming?" Naruto said in a low confused voice.
"OH MY GOD! HOE STUPID ARE YOU?!" Just then, God walked by and said to Sakura,
"Sakura, you're annoying." And sends her to hell.
Tenten suddenly gains consciousness again and starts saying
"Let's go to candy mountain!" In a really creepy high voice all the while, she's flapping her arms trying to fly. Tenten leaves Naruto just standing there thinking about global warming and mumbling to himself. Just then, Itachi and Kisame show up. Itachi says,
"Naruto, you're coming with us."
"WTF? I'm dead already! I'm not just gonna give you the Kyuubi damn it!"
"Shut up you insignificant bratty annoying hot headed short tempered hyper-active son of the fourth Hokage unintelligent foolish child! That's not what we came here for!"
"Why then?"
"We were gonna make you pay for a cantaloupe, a honeydew, a watermelon, a bunch of grapes, a bag of pears and some peaches. Said Kisame.
"Why the hell would I do that?"
"Because were making a fruit salad :D"
" And…?"
"You can have some too. --"
"SWEET! FRUIT SALAD!! WOOOO!!"
Itachi is like --' and Kisame chases after Naruto like :3 and they both start singing
"Do you like waffles?"
"Yeah I like waffles!"
"Do you like fruit salad?"
"Yeah I LOVE fruit salad!!"
"Good 'cuz were eating fruit salad and not waffles!"
So Itachi leaves them alone and walks away. He sees the four Hokages.