HEYHEY! Long time no see eh?
First I wanna thank y'all for all those lovely reveiws we got for the last chapter. I can't beleve it. 15 for one chapter:D:D:D Thanks go to:
s.halliwell24 , ciara (even though you actually wrote some of them :P) , Orlando's Hot Chick , Flynig Sparrow , erika , Renowe , mz-turner , freak and proud , captainjack, Thousand Faces, ashlyns , ShadowDown, loser with a llama , UniCornVampire3z , wishwerewillsluver not stupid evil ucky lizbeth
Thank you soooooo much all of you! And kepp reveiwing.
And just a reminder these are realy stupid and pointless and we (ciara and I)own nothing to do with POTC, just the crazy little limericks.
Well here ye go!
There once was a blacksmith named Will
Who'd never heard of a contraceptive pill
Him and Liz had a baby
It caught rabies
So they rolled it away down a hill
Captain jack gave a little sneeze
As he was allergic to sea breeze
A gust of wind whooshed past
And shook the mast
And he ended up with a wheeze!
One day a monkey jumped on Barbossa's back
So he kept him and named him Jack
It had knobby knees
And was covered in fleas
And when angered gave poor Barbie a whack!
There once was a blacksmith named Will
Who was fed a poison pill
Who couldn't think who the devil
Would stoop to such a level
He didn't know his sweet Liz could kill!
Once in Tortuga Jack did stop
So up on his rum he could stock
Where he did get a slap
From a funny old chap
Whose hair resembled a mop!
The once was blacksmith named Will
Who sailed for a month to Brazil
Everyday he called Liz
But he got in a tiz
When he got home and got his phone bill!
There was an old man named Mr. Gibbs
Who always told terrible fibs
He told jack he was dieing
Then he found out he was lying
And gave him a poke in the ribs!
There once was a Captain named Jack
Whose eyes were a midnight black
And when the ladies came
He only had one aim
Which usually ended up in a slap!
There was once a blacksmith named Will
Who bungee jumped for a thrill
One day the rope broke
The poor little bloke
Ended up with his head in an ant hill!
There was a girl named Elizabeth Swann
Who once happened to lay eyes upon
A blacksmith named Will
Who gave her a thrill
And she said "baby let's get it on!"
There ye are then. What ye think o that?
Flames will most probably used to make more coffee, possibly even for torturing Will. So letthem burn!
Until next time,
xxx lil-blonde-pirate xxx