Kakashi groaned as he opened his eyes. He was now at Tazuna's home. His daughter, Tsunami, was standing above him.
"About time you woke up," she said. "Hey, the cyclops is awake."
At that, his team quickly came to him. Sasuke and Heero didn't say much. Sakura was going on about how amazing he was against Zabuza.
"We have a problem," Kakashi said suddenly. "Zabuza isn't dead."
"What," cried Tazuna. "But you said that he was dead. We saw these two kids take him."
"Yes," replied Kakashi, "and that's the problem. They where supposed to get rid of the body right there, but they didn't. Also the weapon that was used is used to stun, not kill. Also, it is rare to see a hunter-nin and an ANBU working together with no back up. With these facts, I'm sure he's alive."
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Oh, he's finally here," said Tsunami as she went to answer the door. Suddenly, everyone heard a very loud and annoying voice.
"Hey, Miss Tsunami, I got that order for ya," said the youngster at the door.
"Thank you Naruto," said Tsunami with a smile and she accepted a large basket. "Would you two like to come in?"
"Sure," said Naruto who dragged a girl in with him. Everyone turned to see a spiky haired blond with blue eyes and whisker marks and a girl covered in bandages with black hair. The boy was dressed in a plain white shirt and blue jeans. The girl had on a simple blue dress. Kakashi was the first to realize who he was.
"NARUTO," he shouted.
"Your…your…your…," he paused for a moment. "I'm sorry who are you again?"
Everyone face faulted.
"Who he is sensei," asked Sakura.
"It's understandable that you would recognize him," said Kakashi. "His is Naruto Uzumaki."
At that, Heero began to worry. 'Shit, I thought I'd never see him again. Just as long as he has forgotten what happened six years ago, everything will be all right. If ANYONE found out, my clan is will be dishonored.'
"So, you all know my boyfriend," asked the girl.
"No," said the Uchiha.
"A little," said the Hyuga.
"Boyfriend," exclaimed Sakura. "Wow, you are just the luckiest girl I know. To have found true love already, I envy you miss…"
"Isaribi," she said.
"O.K.," said Sakura. "So tell me, how did you two meet?"
"It was a while ago. Meet met along with another guy, Haku. Since then, all three of us have been traveling together and doing odd jobs. Like right now, we are sneaking supplies into the town while they are building the bridge. Gato is placing heavy taxes on everything and we are trying to help out and have some fun at the same time."
"Oh," said Kakashi. "A threesome is it?" This caused Naruto and Isaribi to suddenly turn red. Kakashi let out a laugh.
"Well, I wouldn't mind it if Haku was a girl," said Naruto was a dreamy look on his face. "That guy has confused many a fellow."
"Ya," said an irritated girlfriend. "Everyone always gets confused and then they think I'm a boy when they find out."
"I remember when I first found out," said Naruto with a smile.
Flashback
It had been a week since Haku, Naruto, and Isaribi first meet. On there way to there new home, they stopped at a bath house to get rid of all the filth. When Naruto was about to enter the men's side, he saw Haku's clothes where in a basket.
"What are these doing here," he asked aloud. "Maybe this is co-ed bathing. Haku sure is cute, so I don't mind sharing with her." He entered the bath just as Haku was about to get in as well. This gave him a large surprise.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Haku, your a guy!"
"Yes," replied Haku with a smile. "Did I forget to tell you?"
"Yes, yes you did," responded Naruto. "Hey, if you're a guy, does that mean that Isaribi is one to?" As soon as he said this, Isaribi was on top of the fence with an angry look on her face.
"Hey, I'm all girl here buster." She stopped when she noticed Naruto passed out due to a nose bleed and Haku blushing. "What with you two?" She looked down. "Shit, I forgot to put on a towel."
End Flashback
Naruto finished reminiscing. Everyone was staring at him. One girl, in particular, shot him a death glace.
"Don't. Tell. Them. Stuff. Like. That."
"Sorry," he replied.
"So Naruto," said Kakashi suddenly. "When are you coming back to Leaf? The Third has been very worried about you."
"I don't know," said Naruto as he brought his hands to the back of his head. "Right now I'm a bit busy. Plus I don't think the ninja life is for me. I'm just happy as is. After all this world is made of love and peace." As he finished, he turned to give Isaribi a kiss on her cheek.
Sasuke just snickered when he heard this. 'He'd never make it as a ninja. Helping others just makes you weak.'
"Well then," said Kakashi, "we better get to work. I have to make you all strong so you can help me fight Zabuza when the time comes."
"Then we'll get out of your way," said Isaribi. She and Naruto then left, promising to come by later in the week with more food and other supplies.
Later that day Gato was yelling at an injured Zabuza.
"You call your self a demon," he shouted. "Not even that girly brat have is scared of you." He then spit on Zabuza. Haku got ready to kill him, but Zabuza told her not to kill the client.
"Fine then," said Bloody Fox. He was standing next to Gato. He quickly grabbed his arm and ripped it off. Gato fell to the ground, crying and screaming for help. Foxes hands began to glow red and he touched the bloody wound. The smell of burning flesh could be smelt by anyone in the room. Soon the bleeding stopped. Gato looked to where his body guard where and same that they had been knocked out by a girl who looked half human and half fish.
"Know your place weakling," said Fox, in a cold and quite voice. "You are only as powerful as we allow you to be. We are only doing this for the money and can easily get another job. Now, the only reason I didn't kill you for that insult to my sensei was because he taught us never to kill the hand that feeds us. Let this be a reminder of what we can do."
"Y-Yes, I-I understand," said Gato as he crawled out of the room.
"That wasn't necessary," said Zabuza.
"I know," said Bloody Fox in a more cheerful voice. "But I have had some pent up aggression for a while now and needed to let it out. Besides, that stupid little man was asking for it."
"Zabuza," said the fish girl, "I have sent a letter to Mist saying that our team still hasn't found you and will be staying in this area for about another two weeks looking for clues."
"Excellent," said Zabuza. "After this is done, you three will continue to be my spies in Mist till I need you again or I'm ready to try another take over."
"Yes Zabuza-sensei," said all three of them.
Well, hope you like this chapter. I'm using something new for this story and I think Isaribi and Naruto go great together. I just love that filler. Plus, Hinata is so over done. I mean, I'm all for them getting together, but there has to be some variety. Well, next chapter will have training, walks down memory lane, and a double date. AHAHAHAHAHAH!
