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Blood Crazy chapter 2!

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The very next night I went to that Gay Club again. Wanna know why?

Because I can bitch!

Woah I'm so high right now... You know what cheers me up?

Doing the Harlem Shake!

*Dry humps air while that song plays out of thin air*

Oh wait. Ya. On to the the story.

So I went to that gay club and guess who I saw? I saw the sexy beast Cry. He was holding a beer in his hand, mask on.

(I feel so special because I, the epic Pewds know what he looks like! *fan girls* wait.. *fan-boys* naw I rather be a fan girl.)

So, I walked over there all casual like, bumping into some really really gay faggots, almost slipping on used condoms, (No comment..just. wtf.) and eventually after going through Gay Hell I made it to Cry.

I got pushed into his table and knocked over all his beer bottles. I laughed, "What's up Cry?"

Cry laughed too, "Hey there Pewds!~" he hiccuped. I smiled, "We should get up and dance~!"

"Have a few drinks first~" Cry said all slurred-like, handing me a beer that he just drank off of.

I gladly took that shit and chugged the beverage down.

Damn the music here is awesome! I really wanna dance now. I grabbed Cry's hand forced him to dance with me~

"Pewds-hic- I can't dance~!"

"BULL SHIT CRY!"

"Woah man you don't have to yell at me just.. Go suck a dick bro."

"Maybe I will and it will be yours~" I grinned at him. He's so pewdaful. (MADE UP MY OWN WORD WITH MY OWN NAME IN IT HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW DICTIONARY!)

I snacthed Cry's mask off again and before he can grab it back I kissed him and I can hear all those other fags around us like, "ooh" and other shit like, shut the fuck up I will stab your heart out. son of a barrel.

Cry eventually started to kiss back and wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me closer towards him.

I put my arms around his sexy slim waist also but started to rub them up to his back.

His lips are so soft I can just eat his face! (wtf is wrong with me? Oh no.. OH NO IMA MONSTER!)

Cry was the one who pulled away, face flushed. He's so cute with his ocean blue eyes and pale-ish sun-kist skin. With his cute little nose and oakwood hair.

"I wanna kill someone." he blurted out. He got out two guns and pointed one at my head, but I didn't panic. I got shot many times by my friends. (Piggeh, Stephano, & Mr. Chair.. Etc. Hm what if etc meant eat this cock. You nasty butt I meant the Chicken! Bastard. Ok I really meant my dick dude. Lmao)

I heard the gun shoot but I didn't feel anything. He was aiming at this other fag and he shot him. Cool!

I high-fived him and took the other gun. "Alright friend, it's my turn~" I shot about 5 gay bitches and got them all in the head.

Am I awesome or what!?

I walked over to one of the dudes I just shot and ripped his ear off. Licking the blood off it.

Yay now I got something to chew on.

Honestly I don't know why I love blood and violence so much. I blame the video games!

What ever I love it. Cry said,

"Has anyone told you you look so fucking sexy when you shoot people? I have a boner..." Cry mumbled the last part and I blushed while grinning.

I took his hand and started walking towards the bathroom, though, half of those gay guys cleared that place and the rest pretended nothing just happen, like, life's shit sweet.. Haha.

Me and Cry made it to the bathroom,(threatening all those gay ass losers to get the fudge balls out.) and we just.. Let's just say...

I tapped dat.

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A/N: Okay man. Just. No words bro. No words. Review Bro's! XD

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