State the obvious, I didn't get my perfect fantasy
I realize you love yourself more than you could ever love me
So go and tell your friends that I'm obsessive and crazy that's fine
You won't mind if I say, by the way
Wow! After we broke up I saw how much we were not good together. I mean you think you're so high and mighty compared to everyone else but newsflash! You're not better than any of us. And really the way your "friends" are pointing and laughing. Like I give a shit, that's sooo mature.
I hate that stupid, old pick-up truck
You never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
Really? You're old pick-up truck that you would barely let me touch and you're letting her drive the damn thing? How long were we together? Two fucking years and you only let me drive once that whole time. That doesn't even count really, you were drunk and could' drive home so what choice did I have? I freakin' knew you were lying when you said you weren't seeing her while we dated. I can just tell by how familiar you are with her. I am a brunette and we are supposed to be the smart ones.
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn
Well you know what? I'm done with all of this shit. You can make rumors or whatever to make you feel better but I know the truth. You're nothing but a whiny piece of shit. I can't believe I wasted two years on you. I should've ended it when I had the chance instead of looking like a fool when you dumped me. Whatever.
There's no time for tears
I'm just sitting here planning my revenge
There's nothing stopping me
From going out with all you're best friends
HA! Did you honestly think I would let you humiliate me without revenge? Think again! Now I just have to figure out the perfect prank….maybe something to do with your friends? I know Mike Newton has secretly been lusting over me…Or what about if I hit you where it hurts. Your car. You'll never know what hit you. Watch out Cullen, Bella Swan is on the loose!
And if you come around saying sorry to me
My daddy's gonna show you how sorry you'll be
Yah after I hit your car you'll be begging for mercy. Don't think I'll have any compassion when you come around here trying to make peace with me so I won't mess with your car again. Good luck with that because my dad isn't the chief of Forks for nothing. He is authorized to use one when needed and when his little girl is hurt he considers it needed...
I hate that stupid, old pick-up truck
You never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
Really egging my house? Who is that stupid when my dad is the fucking police chief! Apparently you are. And then you tried to lie about it? Well let's just say you should be glad I didn't tell my dad considering what I'm going to do to your car. Actually when I think about it you doing that makes my plan even better now you can't report me or else you'll be reported. Hey, I never said I wouldn't resort to blackmail!
And if you're missing me,
You'd better keep it to yourself
'Cause coming back around here
Would be bad for your health
Haha I can totally imagine you trying to come back groveling on your knees as I laugh at you. Honestly, I hope you never come back because I don't know how much I could hold back my father. And you definitely don't want to meet my brother, Jake. Maybe I should introduce the two….
'Cause I hate that stupid, old pick-up truck
You never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad a lying
Oh Cullen you are so going to get it! Telling my dad about the car thing. I really am tempting to wipe that damn smirk off your face. Just wait til' my dad brings me in for questioning. Don't think I forgot about the egging especially since it took five rinse cycles to get the egg out of my clothes.
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
In case you haven't heard,
I really really hate that…
You know for a second I saw the old you. The one who I could have fell in love with. The one who was my Edward. It was gone before I knew it but it gave me hope that you could still be in there. But then I saw what you did to my car and that flew right out the window. So I went home and burned every single thing you ever gave me. Yah, I know it's kinda that cliche boy and girl breaks up thing but you know what? Screw you because I don't care.
Stupid, old pick-up truck
You never let me drive
You're a redneck heartbreak
Who's really bad at lying
We're back to the truck now. Don't think I didn't notice the glance you were giving me as you slid into your car. That's ok because by the time you figure out what I did you poor car will be broken to the point of not being fixable. But since I was feeling generous it can be fixed….eventually. I'm the only one who knows how to fix it though so you'll have to come beg and my feet which will be payment enough.
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
In case you haven't heard,
You're just another picture to burn
Finally I'm letting go of all you lies and deceit. Cleansing myself if you will. Everything that I had of yours or that you gave me is gone, my prank is well on it's way, and I had the great pleasure of wiping that stupid smirk off you're face. Yup, life is good for Bella Swan.
'Burn, burn, burn, baby burn
You're just another picture to burn
Baby, burn
You may have thought that i was just another one of your little conquests but I thought what we had was real. i just can't believe you would lie to me for two years. That's ok because I'm finally over it and you're just a distant memory. Baby, burn…