Your Power is Mine

Feigndeath: You know those fanfics where Sasuke has an obsession with stuff Naruto gets? Yeah… this takes it up to a disturbingly high levels.

Disclaimer: I don't really own Naruto and I don't really want too…

Legends

"Words"

'Thoughts'

Flashback/exaggeration

"Where does Naruto get all that power?" Sasuke wondered on the hospital bed. Today, no one visited him and frankly, it was boring.

"Does he get it from these bonds he speaks of? No, of course not… A demonic god he secretly worships? Nah that's ridiculous… Maybe it was his… Yes that's it! No wonder he does that!" His amazing breakthrough rant was cut off when his bed collapsed.

"Naruto, your power is running through my veins! I can feel it, it accepts me as a worthy owner. This is destined for my use! I will beat Itachi with this power!" Sasuke laughed madly as he ran to the village gates, and onto the town Itachi was last seen.

"Damn it Sasuke, give my stuff back! I need it and you look ridiculous!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke as he chased him.

"No! Your power is mine now! No take backs! Have my house keys or something, these are mine now, Dobe" Sasuke yelled back.

"Damn it Sasuke! I'll kill you if you don't give it back" Naruto shook his fist as he continued to chase Sasuke.

Itachi stared down at his younger brother "… Little brother, it seems you have lost something in gaining hatred"

"Stop mocking me Itachi! These things… this gave me power!" Sasuke yelled back. "All those things you said about power... it isn't true! This... this... though, it gave me real power! Nii-san, This gave me power, more than I could have thought of! This gave me more power than even you could achieve"

"It maybe… but it comes with a great price. Sasuke, remember all those lesson on being a badass bishounen emo? This… this is forbidden" Itachi closed his eyes, waiting for a retort.

When his brother approached him, clad in the horribly orange jumpsuit his target wore, he had worried about those lessons he gave him. The speech was definitely bishounen, yet; his fashion sense is screwed up. Well, it's time to use the whip again. It's been a while since having this internal monologue, Itachi decided, so he decided to listen to what his brother had been saying

When only strangled gasps was heard, he opened them. Dear Log, Itachi thought horrified.

There they were, Naruto and Sasuke in a strangled mess, writhing and gasping. All of Naruto's clothes were gone, save for his underwear. As for Sasuke, he was almost stripped naked.

"Damn it teme, you owe me new clothes!" Naruto yelled

"There are more of these ultimate powered clothes? Tell me more Naruto! Tell me more!"

END