Kamek and Ludwig jumped out of the Warp Pipe and had ended up in the real world.
'Okay, Ludwig, do you have any idea where this 'Alex' lives?' Kamek asked.
'Yes, I do. Follow me and I'll lead you there.' Ludwig said as he walked off. Kamek sighed and followed him. Eventually, they made it to Alex's house. They ringed the doorbell and a tall human man with a mustache opened.
'Whoa, are you two Kamek and Ludwig von Koopa?' The human asked.
'Yes. Are you Alex?' Kamek asked.
'That would be me.' The human responded.
'Ah, good. Can we come in for a bit?' Kamek asked.
'Sure.' Alex said as he let Kamek and Ludwig in. He poured them some coffee and they sat down on the couch.
'So, what brings you to Earth?' Alex asked.
'Well, it's about King Bowser.' Kamek said. 'You tell him, Ludwig.'
Ludwig nodded. 'You see, that damn plumber Mario married Princess Peach and now he's really depressed. We were hoping that you could help him.' He told Alex.
Alex thought about it. 'Of course I can. Even a villain like Bowser needs some love.' He said. 'Let me grab some stuff and I'll come.'
Kamek and Ludwig smiled. They finished their coffee as Alex grabbed his stuff. He, Kamek and Ludwig left the house, Alex locked the door and they left for Dark Land. They jumped through the Warp Pipe and ended up back in Dark Land.
'We'll lead you to King Bowser's bedroom.' Kamek told Alex as they brought him there. Alex knocked on the door.
'Bowser, you in there?' Alex asked.
'Whoever is there, I don't feel like having visitors…' Bowser groaned.
Alex went inside the room anyway. He walked over to Bowser, who was lying in his bed and looked sternly at him. Bowser turned to look at Alex.
'Look, Bowser, you'll find a way better girl who will give you more attention and love than Peach. And as for Peach, she can have a happy marriage with Mario and you can leave the Mushroom Kingdom alone. That way, everyone's the winner.' Alex told Bowser.
Bowser thought about it for a few minutes. He then began to speak.
'Okay then. But I want you to help me find the right woman. Also, can you help Kamek take care of the kids?' Bowser said.
Alex nodded. 'Of course I can. I can help Kamek with kids, help you with your love life and that kind of stuff.'
'Good. You're hired.' Bowser said as he got out of bed. He, Kamek, Ludwig and Alex then went to Bowser Jr. and the rest of the Koopalings.
'Kids, you now have a new male nanny. This is Alex.' Bowser announced.
'Yo.' Alex said.
'He looks nice.' Roy said.
'Yeah, I'm sure he'll make a great manny.' Lemmy said.
'Good. He'll also help me with my love life, so he's gonna stay here at the castle.' Bowser said. The kids nodded.
'So, if you need something, just call for Alex.' Bowser told the kids. They nodded again and continued doing their business. Bowser and Kamek then took Alex around the castle.
'Alex, there's all kind of oppertunities here in Dark Land. Sure, it might be all lava and barren, but it's actually nice here once you get used to it. Now that the Mushroom Kingdom is no longer a target for me, we need to research other lands in case they try to invade Dark Land.' Bowser told Alex.
'Yes. That's priority number one right now.' Kamek said. 'But for now, we'll let you get used to Dark Land.'
Alex nodded. 'So, where do I sleep?' He asked.
'We'll show you.' Bowser said. He and Kamek then guided Alex to his bedroom. It was a nice bedroom with a good bed, closet and other things.
Alex smiled. 'This is pretty nice. I'll take this room.'
Bowser nodded. 'Very well. If you need me, I'll be taking a nice bath.' He said. He then left the room. Alex stored his stuff in his bedroom and then walked back to Kamek. 'So, what now?' He asked Kamek.
'Well, you could check on the kids and see if they need anything.' Kamek said. Alex nodded and went to check on the kids. He found Lemmy balancing on his circus ball.
'So, Lemmy, do you need anything?' Alex asked.
'Well, now that you mention it, I do feel a little bored. Feel like taking a walk?' Lemmy asked.
'Sure. Let's go.' Alex said. He and Lemmy then left the castle to take a walk in Dark Land. Lemmy walked on his circus ball.
'So, do you get along well with your father?' Alex asked Lemmy.
'Yes.' Lemmy said. 'Back when he used to invade the Mushroom Kingdom, he would take me and my siblings along to fight Mario and the others. Now we don't do that anymore, things are probably gonna get a lot less active.'
'You could always try finding a hobby or something like that.' Alex said.
'That's a good idea.' Lemmy said. 'Not sure what's a good hobby, though…'
'Maybe write stories or something?' Alex suggested.
'That's a good idea.' Lemmy said once again. 'I'll get to work on that once we get back to the castle.' Alex nodded and the two continued their walk around Dark Land. Later, they got back to the castle. For the rest of the day, Alex helped Kamek with the kids, made dinner for them, played with them, hung out with them and other things. At the end of the day, Alex went to bed and looked back on his first day in Dark Land.
'Well, who would've thought Bowser was actually nice? The world is full of surprises.' Alex said to himself. He then turned around and fell asleep.