"Alright alright I'm sorry, seriously what is it?"

"I... I... Well um... I um... Uh..."

"Well spit it out Lily."

"Well Linky, I have spider powers." Lily admitted

There was a silence between the two siblings.

"What did you say?" Lincoln asked, genuinely confused

A comic book called 'True Life of Spider-Man' appeared

"Alright let's do this one last time. My name is Lincoln Loud,"

A 'my name is' sticker appeared with the initials 'Lincoln Loud, age 24'

"I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for nine years-"

A spider appeared on a hand and bites it, the hand visibly flinches, then Spider-Man appeared and climbs over the back of a taxi cab and jumps off a side of another taxi. And uses his left hand to use his two middle fingers to press the button that causes his web shooter to shoot web from the wrist area.

"-I've been the formerly one and only now two and main, Spider-Man."

Spider-Man was sitting on top of a gargoyle statue located on the side of a tall building.

"I saved a bunch of people,"

Spider-Man saves a bus full of innocent people from the R.H.I.N.O.

"Fell in love,"

Younger Spider-Man kisses a tall, asian girl named Stella.

"Saved the world,"

Spider-Man appears with the Avengers.

"Became single..."

Lincoln visits the grave of Stella, even dropping a bouquet of flowers and shedding a tear at the sight of her tombstone.

"Fell in love again,"

Spider-Man upside down kisses a latino girl his height named Ronnie Anne, while he was standing while she was upside down with her legs hanging on a ladder.

"Saved the city,"

Spider-Man visibly clocks out Doctor Octopus from touching the detonation button, that would destroy the nuke that was intended for Royal Woods.

"Saved the city... Again and again and again and again, you know, I'm always saving the city alone somehow, it's like I'm forced to do this alone." Lincoln lampshaded

Montage of Spider-Man saving Royal Woods from the villain likes of, Mysterio, Vulture, Venom, Mr Negative, Kingpin, Sandman, Electro, and The Green Goblin.

"Got married,"

Lincoln then kisses his bride.

"And I did uh... I did this."

Cue Spider-Man, pointing at ladies, walking like a local asshole, then he slides while looking at a lady, then points at her. In front of a store his crotch continuously thrusts into the air while he twirls his arms around and the puts them in the air. All while jazz music is in the background.

"We don't really talk about this." Lincoln guiltily admitted

"Almost died, buried my mom, buried my clone brother. I mentored a kid named Miles Morales, and I buried my dad and my oldest sister."

"I almost died again, revealed my identity to the world now I have a comic book, a cereal, I (although albeit reluctantly) did a Christmas album," Lincoln continued

"Annnd a so-so ice cream bar..."

Cut to a very melted ice cream sandwich that Spider-Man's face resembles more like Doppelganger instead.

"I mean I've seen scarier. Lastly, I've got an 'spectacular' theme song."

'Spectacular, Spectacular Spider-Man' sang the theme song on TV. Cut to Spider-Man falling down and landing on his back "Ow!".

"But... After everything I've been through, been traumatized, been through, I Still Love Being Spider-Man! I mean who wouldn't?! So no matter how many trauma's I take, I'll always be Spider-Man. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. There's only one... Well two Spider-Man but the main one that everyone knows and loves."

Spider-Man web swings through the city then flys through the air and posing as he looks at the reader.

"And you're reading about him." Lincoln finishes narrating

Spider-Man winks at the reader, so benevolent.

Back in the present, Lincoln was confused about what Lily had told him that he must've misheard her.

"A-Are you serious?" Lincoln asked

Lily nodded. But Lincoln still didn't believe it, he got up from his chair and stood there.

"Prove it."

Lily then stood up and bend her legs and springs from the floor and sticks to the ceiling, Lincoln was baffled at the sight, she really did have spider powers. He was really conflicted, should he be proud? Or should he do something about it? Hard to decide.

"H-H-How?"

"Simple, I went to a field trip to the same exhibit you went nine years ago, was really old and boring, and they transferred these new radioactive spiders from that one tall building and somehow one smuggled itself on him and it wasn't til I was in my room that it bit me and it felt painless and... Here I am, on the ceiling." Lily explained

"This... This is... Great? I guess?"

"For what?!"

"Look I've fear for you and Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana, Lisa. And even Lori... But she's gone... And I promised myself to always protect you guys... I failed once but I won't fail again. And now you have spider powers, i could teach you to defend yourself. I could teach you to be your own hero." Lincoln smiled

"Really? You mean it? But what about the dangers of being one?" Lily asked

"Just Be Careful of what you do, one wrong move and your friends could end up killed. Come on I'll take you."

Lincoln walks off to somewhere with Lily following him.

End of Chapter