Wah! No reviews! Oh well, not like I care, this story was simply some laughs for me to write, so on with chapter two.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, If I did Tobi wouldn't be a Uchiha. I also don't own some lines that may be said in this story.

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Konan dragged Shino up the stairs, down a hallway, down another hallway, and then she stopped in front of a purple and black door.

Konan took a deep breath, "Are you ready?" She asked.

"I guess so," Shino answered, unsure of what she meant.

"Here goes nothing." Konan opened Orochimaru's old bedroom door. The sight was truly horrifying. The room was all purple, the walls, the carpet, the dresser, the bed, everything, and there was more, the walls were covered with posters, The Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, 98 degrees, even The Sound Shinobi, but the worst has yet to come, there were plushies! Everywhere, most of them were Itachi dolls, and there were a few of Pein and Kisame.

"Um… You want to sleep in my bedroom?" Konan asked while kicking him, since he had apparently fainted due to… well, creepiness.

"I'll take your silence as a yes." She said while dragging him by the foot to her room a few doors down. Konan threw Shino onto the bed and started slapping him.

"P-purp-ple… ba-ack-kstr-eet b-boys… I-itach-chi… n-nsyn-c-c… n-nin-net-y-eig-ght deg-ggree-s… AHHHH!!!!" Shino screamed and ran into the bathroom and assumed the fetal position.

"Hmmm… I wonder what's on television…" Konan wondered as she sat down on her bed and started flipping thorough the channels, "Ooh… Criss Angel! He's kind of cute… Oh! The movie channel is playing Pirates of the Caribbean… Must… Watch… Johnny… Depp…" Just as Konan changed the channel to Johnny Depp Shino came running in dripping with sweat.

"Why… Didn't… You… Tell… Me… You… Had… A… Giant… Plant… Living… Here…" Shino gasped.

"It didn't come up." Konan stated while gazing at the screen.

"He tried to eat me!!!" Shino burst out. Konan shrugged and kept watching the screen.

"Is that Pirates of the Caribbean? Your brother was right, you really do like cute guys." Shino said. This was when Konan turned the television off to stare at him.

"Brother?" She questioned.

"Leader-sama, You called him 'nii-san'"

"Oh. That. He isn't my real brother." Konan stated.

"Really? Why did you call him nii-san?"

"Habit, I guess," Shino threw her a questioning glance. "When I was five a huge war broke out in the hidden rain village, so many people died, my parents included. I wandered around the rubble helpless for days," Konan looked down for a moment, then she looked back up with a smile on her face, "Then Pein found me, he was eleven years older than me, he took care of me, I always thought of him as the big brother I never had. For years we traveled together, he taught me basic nin-jutsu and tai-jutsu. Then we found a few others to travel with, Kisame and Zetsu. Nii-san told me to start calling him Pein in front of Kisame and Zetsu, he wanted to look tougher in front of the them and he couldn't do that if he had a baby sister to look after, so I started calling him Pein, but then he met up with Kakuzu and Hidan, they were merciless killers, you see, and at only nineteen years old, Pein thought that was pretty cool and aspired to be like them." Konan looked down again. "Eventually, Pein became stronger and more merciless than them, so he told me to start calling him Leader-sama in public, then we met up with Itachi, Sasori, and Orochimaru," Konan shuddered at the last name, "then he told me never to call him nii-san or Pein again. It just warms my heart to call him nii-san," Konan looked up with a smile on her face, but then her expression change to anger, "but then he breaks it when he tells me it's 'Leader-sama,'" She said Leader-sama with a mocking tone to her voice. Then Konan turned all quiet again, "I j-just… wish he would call me his 'imouto' again…" Konan burst into tears then and threw her arms around Shino.

"Shh…Shhh…. It's alright…" Shino comforted her while patting her on the back, "If it makes you feel any better I don't even have a back story." They sat there in a comfortable silence for about ten minutes, and then Konan broke it.

"Hey," Konan sniffed, "Do you realize that you still need an Akatsuki cloak?"

"What's wrong with my cloak?" Shino said being somewhat offended, "I thought the hood was cool," Shino started sounding self-conscious.

"Oh! Don't worry, it's plenty cool! You just need the Akatsuki one; we can get it customized if you want." Konan assured him.

"Oh, could you?!"

"Yeah."

"Really?!"

"I just said yeah…"

"You're not kidding?!"

"Um…I believe we went over this, you can get a custom cloak." Konan said, a little weirded out.

"Well then what are we waiting for?" Shino ran out of the door only to come back a ew minutes later, "Um… Where do I go?" He asked.

Konan sighed, "Follow me," The she dragged him up some stairs, up an elevator, up some more stairs, down a couple of hallways, then up the elevator again. Shino was awestruck by the sight that lay before him, rows upon rows of Akatsuki trench coats, and with hoods too! Shino was about to burst out into tears of joy, but instead he had to be sensible.

"Uhh… Why do you have this many hooded trench coats?" Konan shrugged, sometimes things are better left unanswered.

"Okay." Shino said, then he left to go running down the aisles for about half an hour, when he came back he was fully clothed in Akatsuki gear. He strutted up to Konan and he stopped about two feet away from her and then his hair started blowing in non-existent wind.

"Umm… Okay, do you want to train with me?" Konan asked, a little creeped out by Shino's model impersonation.

"Yes, training is essential for a shinobi to do," Shino said, back to his normal self.

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"Okay, lets practice taijutsu, since that's my weak point." Konan said, "Try coming at me." And that is exactly what Shino did, he hit Konan once in the abdomen, and twice in the head, it angered her that he could get even one shot in, so she stepped it up a notch, and, well, the next thing Shino saw was black.

"That'll teach you to hit a girl." Konan said, then yawned, "I think it's time to go to bed," Konan tried dragging Shino to her room, but her stomach and head hurt too much, Shino hit her harder than she thought. Konan decided she would call Pein for help.

She took a deep breath, "PEIN!!" She called, but suddenly she felt dizzy, and the next thing she saw was black.

Pein came running once he heard that scream, but once he came to the scene he only smiled, Konan had just trained too hard again, always trying to impress him. Pein picked her and Shino up and carried them to Konan's room.

Pein tucked Konan in and gave her a kiss on the forehead, "Goodnight imouto, try not to overwork yourself next time." Then he laid Shino next to her and said, "Good work, sleep well, and don't forget, I will most likely kill you in the morning."

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There it is, Chapter two, I didn't get any reviews for last chapter but I am hoping this one will be different hint, hint Oh, and once again I am totally prepared for flames, but I don't want them, so keep that in mind.

NOTE: Konan's story didn't really happen, Pein didn't actually take care of her, I know that so please don't get mad at me.