Horsin' Around

Me: Hay who whats to disclaim this chapter

Hotomollie: Pfff whiny

Me: Sorry Hot the readers can't under stand you.

Hot: (sticks tougon at me)

Me: your a mean horse

Hot: (face is his butt at me)

Me: hay (me and the horse start to fight)

Ponyboy: She don't own us

Alister's Pov.

I was a horse. "This would be cool if I weren't here." I thought as Bill and Sal pulled out their ropes. I bolted and jump a fence into the barn.

"Get that dam- horse" Sal yelled as they ran in. I tried to run but they caught me in the ropes.

"Where's Al?" Bill asked while trying to hold the rope as I bucked and kick trying to get free. Just as I was almost free a gun was fired into the roof and I stopped. It was Jake Robinson the barn owner.

"Who is this horse?" He asked Bill and Sal. "And where the hell is Alister?"

"Wild mustang Sir" Bill said "And Al's missing"

"Well take that horse and break him as for Al he needs a week off. Don't weary about him" Jake said.

"It's Alister you Bast—ds" I yelled but they didn't under stand me. They just toke me to the coral and put a saddle on my back and a bit in my mouth "Man this thing taste weird, I ain't ever put one this things on a horse again" I thought.

"Alright who's goin' ride im' first?" Sal asked

"Not me I have a wife and a kid. You can ride first your not married"

"I ain't married but I got cat you do it"

"I'm not doin' it that horse has the same look in his eyes as that Hot-pepper horse and Al"

"You dam- idiots! It's Alister and Hotomollie. You …" I went on yelling every name I could think from or make up.

"I'll do it" I knew that voices. It was Dan Danger. He lost my horses and he could not break me.

"I don't know maybe Alister can do it when he gets back" Jake said. I smirk because I won the horses from him I got him fired and I had bested him in every rodeo we rode.

"I'll be able to do it" Dan said as he walked over to me. As some as he was on and I was let free I though him. It was pretty good if I do said so myself.

"Ok, I'll get Alister to break him later. Go put him in a stall."

In the barn they put me in the empty stall near Mollie.

"I got to get out of here" said trying to get out.

"Alister is that you?" I looked up at Mol.

"Mollie? Do you know what's wrong with me?"

"Sorry Alister I do not. I think it has some to do with that strange woman who tried to buy me the over day"

"Maybe she was weird" I said. A couple of days ago this creepy woman came in and tried to buy Mol. I said no and maybe she cursed me or something.

"Your tried get some sleep and I'll wake you up later, Ok?"

"Ok" I said and I soon had fall a sleep. I dream about wild mustang around me and my friends and I saw Steve and Pony about to get run over and then…

"Alister Alister Wake up your human again" Mol said with her nose in my side.

"I am? What time is it?" I said Happy to see my hands again.

"It is just pasted sun down, so it must be 9:00. (Note it is summer).

"Thanks Mollie"

"Your welcome" she said as I ran out of there. I went and looked though the records to find out who the hell that lady was "Emma Carter" I said after about three hour of looking. "Maybe this while help me out" I said to myself

Before going home I went and to a bar to think and drank. Oh, I have a fake id that says I'm 21 because I drink about as much as Two-Bit. While I drank about seven beers and three hurricanes in three hours before I got kicked out. So I started to walk home. Normally it only takes one hour to get home from the bar when I walk, but I was drunk so it toke two. It was 30 minutes till sunrise and I was feeling like a horse again. I walked by some ally and I saw a blue mustang, a car not a horse. The first thing I thought "Socs". I walked sown the ally and saw what I had thought I would see. Two Socs where beating up some Greaser. I looked closer at the Greaser and saw he was Steve.

"You bast--ds get f--- off him" I said as soon as they saw me they ran. "Steve you ok? How's your side" I asked helping him off the ground.

"Alister you jacka--. Ma was wearied sick all day about you. Where the hell were you?" Steve said angrily

"Ok Steve you will not believe me if I told you." I said to him

"Come on tell me Alister." He said

"Ok you asked for it" I said. "But if you tell anyone I tell Evie your middle name."

"OK Ok I won't tell." He said

"I turned into a horse" I said

"Ha ha ha you're crazy you're crazy" Steve said laughing

"Ok watch this" I said as the sun started to rise I turn into a horse again.

"You're a a…"

"A horse Steve" I said smirking and Steve past out.