Dislcaimer: I don't own KHR, if I did then Ryohei's dad would be Kensei Muguruma!

"Tsuna! They finally agreed to meet with us!" Yamamoto had just come back from his latest mission in Italy involving a certain Family that wanted nothing to do with the Vongola.

"Really?" Tsuna was overjoyed. Dino pulled through! I owe him big time. The Tenth Vongola Boss had been trying to make amends with this particular Family but with almost no avail, now things were going to change.

"When will they meet with us?"

"They want to fly over here in around 2 months."

"Then let's get everyone ready!"

In order to allow their guests to have a more enjoyable stay, the Vongola made reservations at a Ryokan located about 2 hours north of Namimori. The inn was reputed to have the best outdoor onsen in the area. They also reserved a particularly large room in which to hold the important meetings.

The trouble started on the day the two Mafia Families checked in at the Ryokan. Gokudera was unpacking his luggage when he discovered clothing that was definitely not his. Where the hell did this tacky stuff come from? Gokudera asked himself while examining the foreign attire. Immediately he felt a murderous aura entering his room, at the doorway was the 10th Cloud Guardian and he did not look amused.

"Ah, Hibari what do you wan–"

The Cloud Guardian cut him off, "Hmph, you should know herbivore that stealing one's private property is a crime…" He promptly whipped out his tonfas.

The color drained from Gokudera's face, "Wait! Hibari– I don't know how these got here, I swear!"

"Shut up, you will now be severely bitten to death as punishment. There is no escape."

"No wait! Hiba– GAH!"

The first meeting between the two Families went fairly well… if one discounted a still extremely annoyed Hibari, Lambo's pitiful attempts at hiding his laughter, and Gokudera's appearance of a man who wrestled a demon and lost horribly.Stupid Cow! I'll show you who's going to have the last laugh! Gokudera set it upon himself to think up the perfect prank against Lambo.

The perfect opportunity for Gokudera presented itself the following day when the second meeting ended unexpectedly early. During a heated debate, Hibari made an insulting remark, and Ryohei (being the genius that he is) decided that right then and there he would EXTREMELY put the prefect in his place. Hibari (being the sociopath that he is) agreed to the fight. Fortunately, everyone else escaped with only minor injuries (and maybe 2 fractured ribs).

Since he had some extra time on his hands, Lambo decided that he would go and enjoy the luxurious onsen the inn provided. Gokudera smirked to himself as he was now putting his plan into action. The hot springs were quite large and was divided by a large wall, it also had two entrances; one led to the men's side, and the other for the area used by women. Only two simple signs next to each entrance differentiated which side was occupied by which gender.

Gokudera's plan was incredibly simple, while Lambo was taking the customary shower required before entering the onsen, he switched the two signs. He snickered as he imagined Lambo walking into the women's side and immediately run out with a beet red face as screams echoing pervert followed him. Once he noticed Lambo coming towards him and the springs, Gokudera hid himself from sight and saw Lambo erroneously enter the womon's side of the onsen. This is going to be hilarious!

What Gokudera didn't know however; was that the women's area of the onsen was completely unoccupied, except for a certain young Italian girl on the farthest side of the area who requested to have the springs all to herself, since she was extremely shy about her petite body.

Awesome! I have the hot springs all to myself! Lambo removed his towel and wadded into the comfortably hot water. The Lightning Guardian did not see the young lady as she was outside his line of vision; the girl also didn't notice the visitor who was at the wrong bathing area.

Lambo made himself comfortable by sitting down leaning against a large rock protruding from the water. Aaaaahhhhhhhh, THIS feels good… Lambo thought to himself as he put a moist towel over his forehead. Japanese hot springs are always the best to relieve the stress that comes from being a top level Mafioso… As the water washed away all of his worries, Lambo's mind began to wander. He remembered his Boss' worried face caused by the visiting Family's refusal at every part of the agreement that was chartered, he giggled at the memory of Gokudera's face that looked liked it went through hell, finally Lambo's mind began to think about women, specifically the women he thought were on the other side of the wall that divided the onsen.

Images of beautiful naked women, with busts of every size, giggling and splashing water on each other invaded Lambo's mind. The idea appealed so much to the youth that his body had a physical reaction of excitement. Shame soon came to Lambo, but quickly left. What's there to be ashamed of? Lambo reasoned This just proves I'm a healthy young man!

On the other side of the hot springs, the young girl was also enjoying the relaxation that the hot waters gave her. The young lady was around 18 years old yet was very mature. In her Family, she was known for her huge kind heart and generosity, and her famously beautiful smile. Unlike most Mafia Princesses, she very well knew all the affairs about her Family's business, and while she didn't like most of the actions the organization did, she accepted that this was an undeniable fact of life. She was personally happy this particular evening, since her Family had finally decided to meet with the Vongola (whom she highly respected) and form an alliance of sorts. The girl had been advocating for this meeting for as long as she could remember and was always shot down, it wasn't until with the added influence of the Bucking Bronco that they finally consented.

Maybe it was the water, or maybe it was the mischievousness boiling inside her, but something gave this maiden the odd and out of character idea to climb up a large stone protruding from the springs and began taking short leaps to the other stones. Because of her concentration on not losing her footing, she failed to notice the man that was in the onsen with her. She soon made it on the exact same stone that Lambo was leaning aginst, she was above him and he was on her lower right. She turned left, her backside now facing the same direction Lambo was facing, and just as she was about to make another small leap, she losing her balance and fell backwards onto a VERY surprised Lambo.

What the hell? Am I being attacked? His hitman instincts immediately told him to grab his attacker by their chest in order to subdue them. For a moment he thought he felt a woman's bossom.

Oh My! Someone was here with me! The girl then felt hands touching her chest, but what surprised her more was the long hard object that she felt between her legs.

It took less than a moment to figure out what said "object" was.

She promptly screamed at the top of her lungs.

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kayjee: eh… it's alright

alagon: that's all you could say? alright!

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