Once upon a time, Ash, Misty, and Brock are eating sunny-side up eggs.
Misty noms on the delicious eggs and looks at Ash.
"So, Ash, I heard people were talking about you..." said Misty. "You know, why you happen to be ten years old?"
Ash stares in awe at Misty. "It's because, I need to be ten so when I go to Unova, Iris can call me a little kid. Duh."
"But, you are in Kalos, right?" she adds.
"Gah! You're right!" said Ash. He looks around and notices Serena, Clemont, and Bonnie staring at him.
"You were talking to yourself..." said Serena.
"I wanna go back to Kanto!" he yelled.
"Oookkkaaayyy..." said Serena.
"Bye, Ash! We won't miss you!" said Bonnie.
"Bonnie!" Clemont snapped, giving her a rude nudge on the shoulder.
"Sorry, Ash." she added.
So Ash went to Kanto and Serena ate his face. No she didn't. What are tou talking about. I told you, you're dyslexic.
Anyway, cows...
So then Serena gets on the plane.
"Hey, Ash. I'm here!" she squeals.
"Aaah!" Ash screams.
"What?" she asks.
"Nothing, you just scared me." said Ash.
"Okay, Ash." she said. "Dude, I thought you hated me for a second there..."
"Yay. Crap." he said.
A lady comes by. "Would you like to eat anything?" she asks.
"I'll take some eggs." he says.
The lady gives him the stink eye. "I'm half goose chicken! And goose chickens lay eggs!"
Ash sighs and feels guilty. The end.