I DO NOT OWN NARUTO :( aww
A Note To Team Seven
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26. Just because the Nara clan use shadow-related jutsus, it does not mean you can tell the academy students they are boogie-men that are lazy because they haven't eaten enough children.
27. Sasuke, beating up the jounins may be an admirable goal. But taking advantage of them is totally unacceptable. We may have to remove you from Kakashi's company.
28. Naruto, bashing Neji and using the excuse that he is a prick will NEVER save you.
29. The four of you are forbidden from getting yourselves and Kiba Inuzuka blind drunk and doing inappropriate things in public. We will never think the same about Akamaru and other dogs again.
30. Pushing Chouji Akimichi's brother off Hokage Mountain to see if he can float like a butterfly is a bad idea. You are lucky he's too nice to tell anyone it was you.
31. Sakura, please tell us who you hired to steal all of Sasuke's underwear. We want to put them under protective custody for their safety.
32. Sakura, just because Miss Yamanaka's name means something similar to a pig, does not mean she wants to wake up with a dead one in her bed. We've tried our best to intercept most of the exploding cherry blossoms she sent.
33. Kakashi, could you please find some way to stop your sleepwalking in the streets. We are now forcibly aware of your habit to sleep in your birthday suit.
34. Sasuke, just because you are able to tar and feather a chuunin into artfully looking like a green chicken without their notice, does not mean it is a welcome practice.
35. Sasuke, please tell us where you hid the last green chicken. We know who he is from eye witnesses and we are willing to negotiate with you 'Lord Packrat'.
36. Kakashi, we don't appreciate finding training grounds full of academy students stuck in the ground with only their heads showing. We are quite sure the mothers will hand out enough due punishment when they are informed it was you.
37. The four of you better watch yourself when Jiraiya is stalking you. If you keep assaulting him he might like it.
38. Sakura, a chorus of snores is not something passersby enjoy to hear. But congratulations on putting the whole academy to sleep and making them snore to Beethoven. Tsunade-sama, Kakashi and Naruto were impressed.
39. Now that Gaara is no longer the 'freaky sand whore', he also isn't the Peanut King.
40. Naruto, replacing Tsunade-sama's sake with liquid sugar is now forbidden. If you do not take the hint, I'll show you the surveillance tapes. (TRUST ME, TAKE THE HINT!)
41. Kakashi, just because you have silver hair, does not mean you can force academy students into anything on the basis that you could turn yourself into an ancient zombie at anytime. Or the magical unicorn pimp.
42. Stop calling yourselves the Magical Unicorn Pimp Crew, it is not a good idea. The academy students think you are cool and are now disturbing the villagers.
43. Seducing the council members will get you nowhere. They may kill you if you don't succeed. We don't feel like losing four ninja to the grave.
44. The same goes for Rock ninjas as they now have you in their personal village bingo book.
45. Kakashi, please refrain from telling Jiraiya and other drunks at the bar about how flexible Naruto's shadow clones are. They often tell the rest of the village and we do not want to know.
46. Kakashi, while you bring up a fine point that the Konoha twelve may have interest in Naruto's shadow clone flexibility and many people already know, please stop telling the world at large.
47. Watch the perverted things you may say around Jiraiya. He is becoming a resilient and ANNOYING stalker.
48. Sasuke, stop telling Naruto stories about what Kabuto and Oorchimaru keep in their laboratory. He is giving little kids nightmares.
49. And stop telling Naruto stories about what type of 'perverted favours' Kabuto and Oorchimaru do for each other. He is haunting us with HIS nightmares.
50. Could you please return the bulls that disappeared from the Mizukage's arrival escort, he needs them tomorrow. We DON'T CARE if the bulls stampeded you. They WERE locked in a pen. So who's fault?
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