I'm back! I hope you guys like this one! Heavy M rating here. Smuttiness galore ;)


Sexxx Dreams by Lady Gaga

Last night, damn you were in my sex dreams
Doin' really nasty things
Damn you were in my sex dreams
Making love in my sex dreams

Lips were on him, trailing wet kisses down his neck, licking, sucking. There were bound to be hickies that would be hard to hide. Yet, at the moment, Elix couldn't bring himself to care. He was much too focused on the muscular body above him and the thick, calloused finger teasing his entrance. He could feel the man's larger-than-large boner rubbing insistently against his thigh, leaving his leg covered in the pre-cum flowing from the circumcised cockhead. He reached down to rub a bit of it on his finger before bringing it up to his mouth and sucking the clear liquid off. He took pride in watching the man's normally hazel eyes turn black with lust. Before he knew it, the man's lips were crashing against his own, tongue demanding entrance. Elix obliged, opening his mouth and allowing the man to ravage his mouth. The man moaned deeply at tasting himself on Elix's tongue as he pressed his finger into Elix's tight entrance, and thrust furiously against the blonde's leg.

"You're so fucking beautiful," the man moaned, his deep voice sounding loud in the otherwise quiet room.

Elix simply smiled in response before grinding against the finger inside him. "More, Puck," he moaned. "I need more."

Puck was happy to oblige, smirking as he slid another finger into the tight channel. Elix screamed in pleasure at the welcome intrusion, sliding his legs apart as he madly stroked his own erection. It wasn't long before he came, shouting Puck's name at the top of his lungs as he rode out his orgasm. Puck wasn't far behind him, quickly stroking his own dick as he came all over Elix's round ass.

Elix groaned, waking with a start and grumbled irritably at the stickiness of the sheets. "Again? Seriously?" he growled, before shutting his eyes and attempting to have a non-Puck related dream.


Elix moaned around the huge erection in his mouth as he looked up into list-filled brown eyes. He moaned, sending vibrations through the man's dick and making him moan in pleasure. The dick was enormous, but Elix worked through it, not stopping until his nose was pressing against trimmed black pubic hair, and his chin was touching the man's heavy, low-hanging balls. He once again looked up at the Adonis standing before him, before applying a sucking motion to the tool in his mouth, smirking when the man practically screamed in ecstasy. He loved how much pleasure he could give this stud. Slowly, he moved backward, letting the penis slip out of his mouth before stroking it while he looked up at the man.

"So, Puck, would you rather shoot in my slutty mouth or would you rather have me jerk you off until you cum all over my pretty face?" Elix got his answer quickly. Puck only managed a low grunt before he was shooting his seed and completely covering Elix's face. Elix ran a finger over his face, collecting all of Puck's sperm and licking it off of his fingers. "Delicious," he muttered, smirking at Puck.

"Jesus Christ," Elix grumbled as he woke up to the same, sticky feeling he was getting used to. "Fuck, seriously?" he asked himself, before trying to go back to sleep.


"Oh, god, Puck, harder!" Elix moaned at the top of his lungs as he felt Puck's tongue pierce his entrance, the wet muscle going deeper than any man's tongue had ever gone before and rendering Elix nearly speechless. The moaning encouraged Puck, urging him to stick his tongue in even further and making Elix see stars. "Puck, I need you. I need you inside me. Please fuck me." Puck was more than happy to do as requested, pulling his tongue out of Elix's smooth hole and reaching for a condom before Elix's hand stopped him. "Just you. I want to feel you cum inside me." Puck smirked, pulling the blonde into a hungry kiss and reaching for the lube. He spread an abundant amount on his leaking erection before lining it up with Elix's quivering hole. He pushed in, thankful for the amount of time he fingered Elix to prepare him. Puck slid in smoothly in one thrust, his balls slapping against Elix's ass within seconds. Both males moaned at the intense pleasure. After a moment, Puck pulled almost all the way out before slamming back in with full force, making Elix scream out in surprise and pleasure. They weren't going to last much longer. The second Puck's cock brushed against Elix's prostate, the blonde moaned Puck's name in pleasure as his orgasm hit him. As Elix's walls clamped down on Puck, the jock saw white before shooting his seed deep within Elix's tight, perfect ass.

"God fucking dammit," Elix growled, punching a pillow in irritation as he woke from yet another wet dream. "That's it. Something needs to happen to fix this," he said to himself before getting up and starting his day.


Elix was more than a little tipsy, but that didn't stop him from grabbing his phone and calling the number he snagged from Finn. When it went to voicemail, he started speaking, not noticing how much he was slurring his speech.

"Hello, Noah Puckerman. It's Elix Risqué, from McKinley High, remember? Anyway, I know we haven't exactly kept in touch, even though we both live in the same state, but we should totally, like, reconnect. I heard your boyfriend was away this weekend, so I was wondering if you'd wanna meet at my place. I heard that we've both got nothing to do, so I thought maybe we could catch up. Oh, there's something I need to say." He paused for a moment. There was no way in hell he would have said any of this when he was sober. Thank god for liquid courage. "I can't believe I'm telling you this, but I've had a couple drinks, and…oh my god." He couldn't help but start cracking up. As soon as he controlled himself, he used the sexiest voice he could muster. "When I lay in bed I touch myself and think of you. I have the most satisfying fantasies, so maybe we can make those become a reality. Call me if you're interested." With that, he hung up.

Two hours later, on the other side of town, Noah Puckerman was furiously masturbating to the sexy voice of his high school crush saying how much he wanted him via voicemail. He'd had fantasies of fucking Elix since seventh grade, and now that the opportunity was presenting itself, how could he say no? It's true his boyfriend was out of town for the weekend on some fashion something-or-other, so it's not like he'd find out. However, he'd just gotten back into Kurt's good graces after cheating on him once, so should he really risk his relationship for a drunken bang that probably wouldn't mean anything to Elix the next morning? "Fuck it. Puckzilla's in need and what Kurt doesn't know won't hurt him," Puck justified to himself as he dialed Elix's number.

Hope you guys liked this one! I don't condone cheating, so stay faithful to your partner! Feel free to send me more song ideas! And for my "Beautiful People" readers, Chapter 14 will come out within the next couple of days!