Well... I'm sick :( So I'll just write fanfiction now. Please review! Also, thanks for the reviews

"I..." Firestar started, unsure of what to say.

"WELL, Firestar?" Greystripe demanded. "Tell us!" The crowd around them were silent now, and the tension was rising.

"Okay, when I was young, a... kittypet, my twolegs had waffles and they came to life. At first, we were best friends. 'Always best friend.' he told me, 'forever.' He was my first best friend (that's a waffle). But then... he attacked me. 'WaffleClan, cat attack now.' Suddenly, all of the waffles attacked. They were mean... I didn't do anything bad. Luckily, my twoleg ate them all but before she ate the last one, he said: 'WaffleClan come back for you, attack again, revenge, Rusty, REVENGE!' All my life, I've never tasted waffles but... they'll get me, StarClan knows when, but they'll get me..." Firestar shivered and Sandstorm took him to the medicine cat den to calm down.

"Wow... I never knew it was that serious..." Greystripe sighed guiltily. I didn't know... poor Firestar.

Meanwhile...

"Wafo?" A wonderful walking waffle called, "Are you there?" She walked into a den made of milk chocolate with skittles (the sweets) and m&ms (NOT Eminem). The floor was made of huge pancakes and had maple syrup on them. Delicious!

"I'm here, Waffilie. What need?" Wafo asked, covered in maple syrup.

"Need attack today. What Waffleto have wanted." Waffilie announced.

"You be safe?" Wafo questioned with a worried expression on his face.

"Hope so. But battle needed. I fight for Clan. I protect Clan. WaffleClan have honour. If I not back, I want you know that I love you. I always love you." Waffilie left the delicious den. Rusty pay. Today, we fight. Today, Rusty's last day. Today, I survive again.

Clan stuff now...

Dustpelt zoomed like a cheetah into Jayfeather's den. "Ferncloud's having my kits!" He shouted.

Jayfeather and Dustpelt ran into the nursery where Ferncloud was biting on a stick. Leafpool watched over her, telling her to breathe. Jayfeather murmured something to Leafpool and Ferncloud. Ferncloud was biting the stick tightly.

Soon, the first kit was born, a rainbow coloured kit with spectacular shining purple eyes. She also had wings so is the BEST CAT 'EVA, AM I RITE'? Anyway, the second kit was born and had a poptart body and grey fur. He could also poop rainbows and fly so BESTCATEVERNOWYAY!

"One she-kit and one tom-kit!" Jayfeather announced, licking the kits' fur backwards.

"What shall we name them?" Ferncloud asked sweetly.

"Goodkit and Nyankit?" Dustpelt suggested.

"They're beauti-"

"ATTACK!" Cats yelled. Suddenly, waffles rushed into the camp, attacking the Clan. Firestar was clawing at a waffle fiercely. Dovewing was pinned to the ground by the waffle. She'd had her kit by now, Heartkit, but gave her to Ferncloud before this chapter started.

"How would cats like it if power cat taken or... killed?!" The waffle whispered, punching Dovewing in the face. Dovewing clawed back but was no match for the waffle and was taken from the battle to their camp.

Greystripe and Firestar fought back-to-back, clawing and kicking, but there were too many waffles.

"WE CAN'T GIVE IN!" Firestar screamed. "DEFEND THE NURSERY!"

Cloudtail was in front of the nursery, desperate not to let any waffle in. He scratched a waffle and chocolate sauce leaked from it. I can eat the waffles; Greystripe will help, I'm sure. He ate his way to Greystripe.

"Greystripe, eat all of them! EAT THEM!" Greystripe started munching on all of the waffles. Cloudtail was as well and soon there was only one waffle left.

"F-Firestar? Y-you used t-t-to be Rusty, I'm s-sure." Waffilie stuttered. "I'm s-sorry. I really a-am."

"Where's Dovewing?" Firestar demanded. "Where is she?"

"I don't know." Waffilie replied. "Can I join the Clan?"

"Sure. All cats and waffles cool enough gather here now." All cats gathered apart from a few. "Listen, Waffle is now Waffleysquare."

"Waffleysquare! Waffleysquare!" The cats cheered.

"Now, where's Dovewing?" Whitewing worried. No one else cared.

"Milkshakes?" Firestar wondered.

"AWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" The Clan went to Darkstripe's Milkshake-Icecream Place.

"A billion milkshakes of all flavours please!" Firestar bellowed.

And so they drank their milkshakes awesomely, got brainfreeze and went home.

Meanwhile...

Dovewing was trapped in a licorice rope with Wafo watching her carefully.

"You know, you cats are evil to mice and that. So when I found out some cats have powers, I was furious. You think you cats deserve superpowers? NO. YOU DON'T. YOU EVIL WAFFLEDUNG EVILNESS. HOW DARE YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT US! YOU CAN'T. WAFF LEWAF WAFFLE WAFF WAFF GRRRR! We'll be back for all the Clans! And there's nothing you can do about it! MWHAHAHAHA!"

DUN!DUN!DUN! Thanks for reading and please review!