I really...Really had a good time writing this ^^ just read and you're going to laugh your ass off ^^ Interview question are coming next chapter ^^ so don't feel ashamed to ask some.

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece

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It was the next day. The mugiwara crew had a day off. It was early in the morning and some crew members were already awake. Sanji was in the kitchen; Robin sat on the couch, watching TV with Nami. Zoro was taking a shower and the others were sleeping. Brook and Franky slept in one room and Ussop and Chopper slept in one room. Only Luffy slept separated and he doesn't like it. But he snored and no one wanted to sleep with him. It's not that terrible, it's one big room with one big bed and for Luffy alone! So Luffy is sleeping in the middle of his bed with his arms and legs spread. Luffy blinked one eye open a bit. He rubbed his eyes and looked better. He heard something and he saw something...A blurry silhouette. Luffy eyes widened when he saw something he never thought to see here...in his own forsaken bedroom...Luffy blinked his face a few times and gulped

"A FANGIRL!" yelled Luffy shocked. Luffy jumped out of his bed, with only his boxer on, and ran downstairs on the huge red stairs. He ran towards the huge living room only seeing Robin and Nami "There's a fangirl in my room help me!" yelled Luffy. Nami threw a couch pillow against Luffy's head.

"Put some clothes on!" yelled Nami with a demonic mad Nami face.

"But...!" yelled Luffy pointing towards the stairs. The fangirl ran downstairs and ran to Luffy. Luffy froze with a terrific expression on his face. The fangirl jumped and pushed Luffy down.

"WAAAAH!" yelled Luffy laying on the ground with the fangirl upon him. Nami looked and blinked

"He wasn't lying..." said Nami

"Why would he?" asked Robin still watching television and not really interested in annoying fangirls and fanboys. Nami shrugged her shoulders and watched television again. Luffy crept towards the kitchen with the cuddling fangirl on his back.

"Sanji! Help me!" yelled Luffy reaching for the kitchen door, which is 5 metre's further. "Why is the hallway this big!" whined Luffy. The kitchen door opened and Sanji looked surprised at Luffy with a fangirl on his back. Sanji walked towards Luffy and the fangirl and went on his knees

"Hello, lovely angel, do you want to accompany me with a nice cup of tea?" asked Sanji with a smooth voice.

"Sanji-kun!" screeched the fangirl with heart eyes. Sanji took her hand gently and kissed her hand. She walked with him to the kitchen while she drooled. Luffy sighed and stood up again.

"That's better!" said Luffy stretched "That's one terrible way of waking up!" He scratched his butt and walked upstairs again. "Hmm...A day off...What am I going to do...?" Luffy looked outside through the huge window, seeing thousands of fangirls. Luffy looked down, realising he only stood in his boxer. Luffy shrugged his shoulders and waved to them. They cheered and Luffy grinned walking towards his room. 'I feel like a star!...Ow...Wait...Something doesn't seem right about that sentence...' Luffy opened his door and his eyes widened.

"MORE FANGIRLS!" yelled Luffy shocked. All the fangirls jumped to Luffy and Luffy tried to avoid them, but it didn't work! They all jumped upon them and Luffy screamed

"LUFFY-SAMA!"

"LUFFY-SAMA! I WANT YOUR BOXERSHORT!"

"MY WHAT! NO! DON'T PULL IT O- HELP!"

"LUFFY-SAMA!"

"HELP ME! CAPTAIN'S ORDER!"

"Luffy! What's wrong!" asked Chopper "OH MY ODA! Luffy is naked!" screeched Chopper. Sanji ran upstairs to help Luffy and all the fangirls screamed for Sanji.

"I don't want to know what's going on..." said Nami nibbling on her chips. Robin only smiled and dipped her biscuit in her tea.

"What happened?" asked Zoro coming out from the shower

"Fangirls" said the ladies in unison.

"Ah..." said Zoro. He walked back to the bathroom and decided to shower for an hour or two more.

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Luffy and Nami walked through the town with disguising on. Nami wore a black long wig and dark red lipstick. Luffy wore a blond wig and a red cap. Nami needed some shower gels and clothes and Luffy wanted something to eat and also some clothes...The fangirls almost stole everything Even his beautiful white shoes...

"I see you soon" said Nami. Luffy nodded. He didn't dare to talk, his voice was so oblivious. He walked around and picked some things out of the clothes racks. He walked further and bumped against someone. Luffy looked at the person and said looked at Luffy and scowled

"Can't you look!" Luffy blinked and smiled.

"Kaku! It's me" whispered Luffy. Kaku looked confused. He really didn't recognize Luffy.

"Who are you? Some fanboy?" Luffy pouted and lifted his wig a bit, showing black raven hair "Paparazzi?" asked Kaku playing with the game. Luffy frowned mad and pouted. Luffy put his index finger under his left eye and murmured 'I'm going to be pirate king'

"Luffy!" smiled Kaku.

"Ok, I'm going" said Luffy turning towards the door

"Oi! Where are you going" yelled Kaku.

"You only recognized me when I did 'the Luffy' look!" yelled Luffy offended.

"Yea, sorry! I didn't recognize you with your bishounen boy look!"

"Bishou- nevermind..." sighed Luffy "How are you?" asked Luffy

"Great...And you? Are you really going to marry with Nami?"

"Nope" said Luffy. He got used to it "I'm doing fine...I need new clothes now...All the fangirls took them"

"Fangirls of doom..."

"Yup..." Luffy walked towards the counter with his new clothes. He didn't even want to fit them. "These please" said Luffy while trying to make his voice sound heavier.

"Ok...3000 beli please" Luffy pouted and gave his credit card. Kaku whistled.

"You're making good money"

"No, I don't have money, Jump studio pays for everything" Kaku whistled again. Luffy smiled and grabbed the bag with new clothes.

"Have a nice day" she bowed

"Thank you" Luffy walked out of the shop. "I have to go, Nami is waiting" said Luffy pointing to the Gold Roger statue.

"Where? I don't see her..."

"Black wig, red lipstick" said Luffy casually.

"Oh yea, she's so my type right now" grinned Kaku. Luffy smiled and walked away, waving to him.

"Ready?" asked Nami. Luffy nodded and they walked towards their villa. But they didn't even leave the city or people AND nature. The wind blew their wigs away and Luffy and Nami gasped.

"LUFFY-SAMA!"

"NAMI-SWAN!"

"Shit!" yelled Nami and Luffy. Luffy grabbed Nami's hand and ran away. They ran away even though they had a bright flash in their faces, most likely from a camera. How is this going to turn out in the magazines?

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I like this story ^^