LIGHTNING'S A CRYBABY
Lightning: Jude, I don't understand. Why do you think Odin keeps killing you? You tripped over a dust mite!
Jude: ODIN PUT IT THERE!!
Lightning *crying* No he didn't!! Stop talking about my ex!
Jude: Suck it up you big baby.
Lightning: *still crying, chops Jude's head off* Don't call me a baby!! I WANT ODIN!!
Odin: I'm here baby!
Lightning: ODIN!! *Jumps and kisses face* I missed you so much!!
Jude: Light.......
Lightning: Weren't you dead a second ago?
Jude: Well, yea, but the STUPID NARRATOR MAKES ME COME BACK!!
Narrator: Did you just call me stupid?! BOY YOU GONNA PAY...... *I kill Jude*
Odin: Guess what? I also got a super hot chic to sleep with me so when we get married I don't have to sleep with you!!
Lightning: *pause* WHAT?!
Odin: Why are you pissing so much?
Lightning: I HATE YOU!!!
Odin: Fine go marry someone else like that wimpy JUUUUUDE!!
Lightning: Fine I will!
LIGHTNING AND JUDE WALKING IN THE PARK
Lightning: Honestly, Odin has been a real pest ever since we met.
Jude: Is that so?
Lightning: Yea. But I have to admit, he does it WAY better than you.
Jude: Why don't you marry Odin?!
Lightning: I can't marry him!! I just TOLD you why I can't!!!
Jude: Oh I wasn't listening.
Lightning: Yea I know but if he were better, I'd be in the bed with him right now.
Jude: What I don't do it right?
Lightning: No, it's just that Odin does it better LIKE I SAID!!
Odin: YOU LOVE ME!!
Lightning: MARRY ME ODIN!!
Jude: *confused* Whaaa.... *Lightning cries while kissing Odin*
Jude: Why on EARTH are you crying? Why do you cry so much?
Lightning: I'm a crybaby!!!
Odin: But you'll always be MY baby.
Lightning: Don't you mean your CRYbaby?
Jude: Ugh. *walks off and runs into a poll and dies*
Lightning: I never got why Jude is SUCH a kenny. (person who dies all the time)
Odin: Who cares? You're MINE baby!!
Lightning: *cries again* Oh, ODIN!!!!!
Odin: Why are you CRYING?!
Lightning: I don't KNOW ANYMORE!!! *Kisses Odin*
ODIN'S HOUSE
Lightning: Odin can you please stop making fun of Jude?
Odin: I thought you were SO OVER HIM?!
Lightning: I AM but your poor humor of him is really annoying
Odin: I WANT A DIVORCE!!
Lightning: We aren't even MARRIED!!
Odin: Will you marry me?
Lightning: YES!!!
Odin: I'm canceling the wedding!!!
Lightning: NOOOOOO!!!!
Jude: Can we get married Light?
Lightning: Sure Jude!
Odin: NO LIGHTNING IS MARRYING ME!!!
Jude: She is NOT!!!
Odin: KENNY!!
Jude: *tears up* How could you say that?
Lightning: Can you guys stop fighting over me? *cries*
Jude, Odin: CRYBABY!!!
Lightning: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Odin: Oops, uh, crud I don't have anything for you to suck on. *snaps fingers* SUCK ON YOUR BOOBS!!
Lightning: *cries harder* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Jude: You don't deserve her. *holds light like a baby* Shh shh shh.... there there. Its OK little Lightning.
Lightning: Do you THINK I'm a BABY!?
Jude, Odin: *nods* Oh yea.
Lightning: *tears up* WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!