Title: Everlasting God

Chapter Two

Summary: Castiel, Sam and Dean find God. Problem is, he isn't what they were expecting at all.

Warning: Slash, Religious tones, non con references.

I'm hoping this (unlike Vessels which wouldn't end) finishes in about seven parts so it should be over in a week

Possible Pairings: allusion to Dean/Castiel, OC/OC, Michael/Gabriel, and Gabriel/Lucifer.

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"So, what? We use your special oil again?" Dean asked, chuckling, "Lube Gabriel up real nice?"

"No, that won't work, Gabriel isn't easy to trick," Castiel replied, as Sam gave his brother an exasperated look. "Raphael would have told them about the oil... Why would we lube him up real nice?"

Dean snorted loudly as Sam rolled his eyes, "Don't worry Cass, Dean's being an idiot."

Castiel stared at the brothers before he added, "Besides, we have no idea who his vessel is."

"So what about Joseph there," Dean pointed at the unconscious man who was resting on the one of the beds. Sam had cleaned him up the best he could; the rest was up to the man's healing system.

"James," Castiel said, "Joseph was the Lord's last adoptive father."

"Nothing gets past him," Dean grumbled. "What do we do with him?"

"Well, we can try catching Gabriel," Castiel said, as he sat down stiffly, hands on his lap. "Or we can wait until James awakes and he will help us find Madonna and Jesus."

"I heard they were in Hollywood," Dean smirked, Castiel tilted a head.

"I will go and check," he finally said.

"Cass, he's kidding!" Sam cried as the angel disappeared. Dean roared with laughter as Sam stared at his brother shaking his head. "Dean!"

"I want to see his face when he gets back," Dean chuckled, "Imagine him walking in on Madonna... eww, now I just feel sorry for him."

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"This way," Meli led the child into a hotel smiling politely at the people around her. Grasping her hand tightly, he eyed the people around her. There weren't many but they all seemed nice enough. He breathed in and took the smell of fresh pancakes in; they just passed the diner and his stomach grumbled loudly in protest. He hadn't eaten anything since before that strange man came after them. Something about the tall man was familiar, like the other man his mother said was an angel. He knew him as well, but from where he couldn't put his little finger on it. "Are you hungry, JC?"

"A little bit," he nodded; looking up at his mother. So long as she was near he was safe; no one could hurt him when his mother was with him.

"We'll book a room, and then we can go and have pancakes," Meli smiled, "and I need to wash my hair, it feels like wire."

"Why does it feel like that mama?" He asked, curiously.

"The rain washed away the conditioner," Meli grinned, picking the boy up, "Hmm, you've grown again."

"I am a big boy now mama," he grinned back at her. She nodded, kissing his brow. He had no idea how fast he was growing, considering she still felt the pains of his birth from five days earlier.

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"Dean! He's stirring," Sam stood up and kneeled over the man, shaking him gently. "That's it, wake up."

Dean strolled over casually and got a good look at the man; dark hair with a dark complexion stirred awake to reveal strange eyes, Dean wasn't sure whether they were blue or green or grey. He moaned, his eyes straining in the light as Sam's smiling face stared down at him, worried.

Seconds later, Sam was knocked over by a fist to the jaw and the man shot up, scrambling to the other side of the bed, his eyes wide with panic.

"Christo!"

"Bless you," Dean chuckled, as Sam grunted. He stared at them wide eyed.

"You're not demons...Who are you!? Where's Meli!? And JC? What have you done with them!?"

"Whoa, whoa, relax," Dean grunted, "We only found you, no idea where Mary and Jesus are."

"It's Meli and JC," the man replied, angrily, "Where am I?"

"Tennessee," Dean replied, "John, right?"

"James," the young man corrected, as he stood up, "I have to find my family! I can't let him hurt them!"

"Who?" Sam asked, imploringly.

"I don't know! Let go of me!"

"Wait," Dean forced the man to sit back down, forced him to look up into his green eyes. "We're here to help; do you know where they are?"

"Where did Cass find you?" Sam asked, "They might be around there still."

"I- I'm not sure where we were," he said, shaking his head, "he- JC sent us there accidently, to some woods, then the demons showed up. We were in a motel room and-"

"God zapped you to the woods," Dean asked, "Right into a trap?"

"No," James shook his head, "We were in Cheyenne to begin with. But JC just started to panic and we found ourselves in these woods surrounded by demons... It was like he knew they were coming and we just poof! Appeared in the middle of nowhere, and moments later they were there too."

"Alright," Dean nodded, "We'll find them, and does Marlie have a phone?"

"It's Meli!" he said, crankily, "And yes, but I don't know if she still had it after she took JC and ran."

"JC, short for Jesus Christ?" Sam asked.

"No, actually," James sighed, "Joseph Christopher."

"Alright, Joseph, I'm gonna call my angel friend," Dean said, "Call your virgin wife and find out where she is."

James was about to argue; outraged but when Castiel appeared beside them, he fell over instead. The angel looked mortified.

"Cass, what's wrong?" Sam asked.

"I found Madonna and Jesus, but not the Madonna and Jesus I was after," Castiel gasped, before leaning in close to Dean and whispering; "They were naked and not happy to see me!"

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Yeah! Chapter two was updated quickly!

writer29: Thanks, not really sure where it is going right now, but we'll see.

baad51: Thanks! And yes, I can't help it, writing about Jesus is a passion of mine! Its sooo easy!

DreadPirateSephy: I figured JC would be a cutie! Yeah, Dean meeting JC is something I've already written, i'm quite happy with it! I can't believe I'm gonna write Michael and Gabriel slash, but it was begging me!

BlueRidgeBeauty: O Si Yo, doesn't Pocahontas say that in the Disney Flick? Its a fun way to say hello, I think I'm gonna add it to my little dictionary. I'm so gonna google how to say byebye! Thanks!!

Peace and Chicken Grease!! (How do I say this is Cherokee?)

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