Author's Note:
Hello! Long time no see! Wow! It's been way too long! Sorry about the long absence. I've been caught up in so many role plays it's not funny, and also my personal life got in the way and also college took up so much of my time. Got to keep up my grades, you know! But anyways, here's another crossover from one of the newcomers to this website, ChaosDestruction! Seeing that he is one of my biggest fans, we both decided it would be best if we worked on a crossover together with our universes. Let's see how it goes. Hopefully this is successful. Let me know please what areas I need to work on and what you think about this story too!
I do not own any fandoms portrayed in the Team Legacy series; I only own my OCs, the storyline and the Team Legacy name. I also do not own ChaosDestructions' characters.
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Chapter 2 - A Newcomer
Team Legacy Universe
2:03 a.m.
Tuesday, June 7th, 2026
It was a stormy, dark night in the Petrie residence as the entire team slept in their rooms. The winds were howling shrilly and lightning flashed across the windows with shadows dancing rapidly. The rain was drumming loudly on the glass and drowned out all outside sounds.
It had been only a couple of months since the events of their last adventure. After the recent deaths of Horatio and Elena Petrie, Rhonda's maternal grandparents, the house was left to Rhonda and her team, per their wills. To make matters worse, Lee's parents Harok Slovak and Natasha Dumonde also passed away, one after the other within a matter of a month.
The Team had also decided to enroll their children into the R.I.E., or the Republican Institute For Everything, formerly known as the Royal Academy Of Mercenaries; this was a result of a highly publicized incident in which several teachers were discovered to be pedophiles, and one of them was actually in Lavernerella's classroom.
When the story broke out, the parents decided to pull out their children and move elsewhere to better schools. The teachers were suspended immediately without pay and the school board launched a formal investigation.
After determining that the teachers had in fact criminal records and committed a string of child-related crimes in the past, including fondling a toddler, they were fired. After that, Rhonda and the gang agreed to enroll their children into the R.I.E. to avoid any more incidents with the California public school system.
Rhonda, Lee and Rod then retired from their leadership positions and passed down the mantle to Meryl and Bobby. However, as young as they were, they had practically no experience in the area and often relied on their parents and "aunt" for advice. However, Meryl proved herself to be a sensible and intelligent leader, despite of her lack of self-confidence, and eventually adjusted to her new role as the Queen of the Team. She also struggled to raise her twins Mona and Desi, now leading separate lives.
Mona, now a stunning, attractive, young woman, maintained her relationship with her Japanese childhood sweetheart Michael Hinamoto and endured the trials of love, family and school while preparing to make a family of her own. As for Desi, he gradually stepped into the role of mercenary while he plotted to murder his own grandfather. However, he gave up on that pursuit because it was impossible for Rod to die.
Renee and Tony also strived to raise their three children Reagan, Lucy, and Trevor as they delved into love lives of their own. Lucy engaged in a tumultuous love-hate relationship with Julia Sugarbaker and R's son, Raleigh, and she viciously fought off his attempts to woo her and make her his bujeebu. Slowly though, she began to warm up to him.
Reagan, unfortunately, remained alone for the time being, although she still liked to interact with her younger siblings. As for Trevor, he began his earnest courtship of Rhonda's teenage cousin, Wilma Petrie; she was also the daughter of Sgt. Major Henry Sinclair and Mrs. Rebecca Petrie and the twin sister of Wilfred.
Several other members of Team Legacy's next generation also had trials and tribulations of their own, including Lebani, a boisterous, spunky, adventurous and mischievous cub and the son of Kiara and Kovu, Karina, the more sensible, calm, mature and responsible of the two and Kiara and Kovu's daughter, Kidda, Lilo & Stitch's daughter and the youngest of Stitch's brood, Lakota, Lilo & Stitch's son and the second youngest of Stitch's brood, Stitch J.R. and Angeline, Stitch and Angel's children and Kidda and Lakota's half-siblings, Igor, Vivian and Ivan's son who likes to cross-dress and has homosexual tendencies, Clarissa, Cliff & Sasha Schmidt's daughter and Rupert, Roman Brady and Buddy's son.
But the Team's blissful life is soon shattered when a series of events turned it upside and nearly devastated the entire world. Lee discovers that to her horror that she was not the biological daughter of Harok and Natasha – rather she was the offspring of a Lousiana couple who dwelled in the swampy bayou surrounding an isolated Atlantean community. She was snatched by federal agents when she was only three years old and was taken to Russia to be adopted.
At first, Lee was infuriated and dismayed to find the shocking truth, but she slowly learned to forgive her parents and come to terms with her mysterious past. She eventually flies to Louisiana to meet her birth family for the first time and is welcomed with open arms. Unfortunately, her older sister, Adrienne, is instantly jealous of Lee and plots to destroy her.
Also a mysterious female mercenary named Fajah Mussad was summoned by her father, Benito Mussad, to not only kill Lee but also steal Jumba's 700 series of experiments and take them to Israel to use them as part of a complicated plot. It turned out that Benito was actually one of Lee's old lovers and forced her to give up her infant daughter when she was born.
Ironically enough, after a plan to kidnap Lee goes awry, Fajah is captured and held hostage in the Hyperion. Fajah then breaks down and agrees to cooperate with Team Legacy in exchange for their help in finding her real mother. Fajah then finds out that Lee is actually her real mother and therefore she was the lost child that Lee had to give up for adoption.
At first their relationship is tense and rocky, but they grow to love and admire each other, and Fajah even develops feelings for Lee. However, Rod manages to catch her eye and she falls in love with him. She then plots to use him as her baby donor to get pregnant and she seduces him to sleep with her. Eventually though, she meets a clone of Rod's named Rooney and chooses him as her mate. It was not long before she found out she was pregnant.
Meanwhile, Benito decides that Sable and Monica Colby were a liability for his plan to build a worldwide empire and sends them to the brig. He then confiscates Dratecula and locks him in a room along with Cyber, aka Experiment 000, and the 700 series of experiments. It is revealed that his plan was to first launch an air strike on Iran, leveling its capital, demolishing several of its cities, towns and villages, and killing its people.
He would then initiate a squadron of Mossad agents and mercenaries to infiltrate the Russian capital and trigger a coup d'état, overthrowing the president. Once the country is occupied by Israel, Benito would then team up with several communist countries and use Russia as a bargaining chip to gain access to Alaska, formerly owned by Russia.
He would then summon many armies to invade the U.S. through Alaska and capture the state before he would launch a nuclear strike, followed by an EMP wave strike. The two simultaneous attacks would then wipe out the country totally, melting all of the buildings and decimating livestock and population.
With the electricity wiped out, homes would be without power and no machines would be able to run. The U.S. would then be vulnerable to a hostile takeover. Unfortunately, Benito succeeds in initiating an air strike on Iran, destroying the country, and he prepares to continue on his plans. However, Rodney, Rod, Demona, 627, Chopsuey, Leroy, Blossom, Teriyaki and Logan travel to Israel to stop him and tracked down his headquarters. Once they confront him, they brawled with the 700 experiments while Rod fought with Benito. After Benito is killed, however, and the experiments are captured, Rodney triggers a 30-minute bomb in the building.
Logan then arrives with Sable's old lover Dex Dexter and Dex informs the gang that Sable and Monica are in the brig. Demona then swoops down into the brig to rescue the women. After she retrieves them and returns to the room, the gang rush out of the building and head back to the Hyperion. However, Rod rushes back to rescue a trio of experiment babies resembling Demona, 627 and Leroy, and just as the explosion occurs, he activates his psionics shield, catapulting him out of the building.
Meanwhile, the Vice President announces that the U.S. will be balkanized into different regions to diffuse simmering tensions between the states, including the North Pacific Region and the Southern Confederacy. The President also declares Cuba the 51st state of America and Argentina an ally. He even proposes a program where the Argentines and Americans could exchange products to benefit each other.
Also to Stitch's joy, Yuna Kamihara comes back into his life after moving to the United States with her husband Himacho and her experiment pet Yusari, aka Experiment Y-626. Yuna was also elated to see him too, but as she later tells him and Team Legacy, her life became lonely since Stitch left. She continued to live with Tiger Lily, her mean cousin, and attended school in Newtown.
And even though she did make a lot of friends, she still missed Stitch and longed for his presence. After going to college and studying to be a karate teacher, she opened up her own dojo to instruct her students. One of her students was her future husband Himacho. Yuna and Himacho had a passionate, whirlwind romance and got to know each other.
Yuna was astonished by Himacho's job as a wealthy billionaire who works in a company who specializes in making military weapons as well as environmental products and genetic engineering. After they got married, Himacho gave Yuna her very own experiment as her pet for a gift. They spent the first few years of their life together happily.
Unfortunately, the earthquake and nuclear disaster in Japan turned Yuna's life upside down. Several of Yuna's friends were killed, including Sae. Even Ooba, Yuna's grandmother, was swept away in the deadly flood that ravaged her town. Yuna then spent much of the year helping with the clean-up effort and assisting the victims. Eventually though, Himacho got a promotion at his job and he and Yuna decided to move to America.
And as for Renee, she agrees to allow Rod to legally adopt her as his own daughter, but Stefano is enraged upon learning of the news, and vows to block the process by any means necessary. He then plots to finish off where Benito started and to achieve worldwide domination by building his own DiMera empire.
But even with all of these complications and troubles that affect them, they still managed to stay together and overcame any obstacle that came their way. They have managed to narrowly avoid World War Three and once again saved the world from destruction.
Meryl is still getting used to her new role as leader and is now becoming more comfortable with it. Rory, Rhonda's daughter who was long dead, has rejoined her ohana and has adjusted to life as part of Jeklani's pride as well as one of Meryl's advisors. Kidda and Lakota have decided to become official experiment hunters along with Clarissa, Rupert, Lebani, Karina, Damos, Donnie and some of the Outlander and Pridelander cubs.
All was peaceful on this dark, cold and stormy night, until…
CRASH!
A small, male, blue experiment with microscopic blue nanites on his body slammed hard on the floor face down as a glass vase crashed to the ground. Courage then let out a scream as he sat up in bed and flicked out a flashlight.
He then tip-toed out of the room, slipped through the stairs and entered the kitchen. He immediately noticed the dark shadow concealed near the refrigerator as a sparse amount of light filtered through the twilight.
Courage then gasped softly as he approached the unconscious being slowly and cautiously with his ears alert and his eyes fixated on his still body. He then lowered his nose down and sniffed him to get his scent. He then stepped back slightly upon reacting to a slight movement and he held his breath as the strange alien began to twitch and move.
He then opened up his eyes with soft groans before he turned on his back and entered consciousness. Courage tensed up as his heart raced and his fur stood on edge before the alien being caught his scent and locked eyes with him.
Courage then opened up his mouth and began to scream in absolute terror; he then scaled up the wall and climbed up the ceiling fan while clinging to it desperately. The alien then got up to his feet and cracked his head as his ears flickered slightly. He then got on all fours with a rough growl as his back spines bristled threateningly at the sight of the fuchsia dog. "Who are you?" he sneered as Courage whimpered while shaking violently.
"Who is there?" a female voice demanded as the lights turned on and Fajah appeared with her yellow leopard nightgown and a sniper rifle in hand. The blue alien then turned around to face Fajah and activated his Smack Hands. "You wanna fight me, do ya?"
"I will if you even so much as lay a hand on him!" Fajah growled as she glared down harshly at him. "I'm asking you again. Who are you?"
"Well, first of all, my name is Machina Stitch. Second of all, what place is this? I'm not in my universe, am I?" the blue alien scoffed while rubbing his chin and examining the kitchen.
"No, you're not," Fajah answered as she still had her weapon trained on him. "This is the Team Legacy Universe, a major junction universe where every universe you can think of interacts with one another. It has also fused with the SMF Universe, where my stepfather comes from."
"And who is your stepfather anyway? And what the heck is the SMF Universe?" Machina Stitch scoffed.
"My stepfather's name is Rodrigo Adrian Damiani," Fajah replied crisply. "And the SMF Universe is a Lilo & Stitch universe in which there is the Pan Galactic Federation and Rod was a mercenary sent out by Turo to protect the Earth. Jumba thought he was a threat out to destroy his experiments so he had Stitch and his family attack him. That left him severely disfigured."
"Wow, that sucks," Machina Stitch whistled.
"Yeah, it is," Fajah nodded. "But he's much better now, although he gets injured in missions from time to time." She then chuckled with a smile as her eyes drifted away and she became lost in her thoughts. "What a man; he is so gorgeous and sexy that I can't get enough of him. No wonder my mother loves him so much."
"Who the hell is your mother anyway?" Machina Stitch snorted.
"Lee Dumonde, former Queen Consort of Team Legacy. We're basically an organization of superheroes," Fajah remarked.
"Team Legacy… sounds familiar…" Machina Stitch muttered while rubbing his chin as he paced around. Courage's eyes trailed after his steps as he sat completely still with his ears flattened against his head.
It was only when a light bulb clicked in his head that he lifted his paw in triumph. "Aha! I remember now! Rhonda was in my house a while back along with her dinosaur friends for a party Lilo threw. It was awesome!"
"Rhonda never told me about that," Fajah grumbled while crossing her arms, prompting Courage to nod.
"Heh, what can I say? Happened a while back," Machina Stitch shrugged as he turned his back to her.
"Interesting," Fajah muttered as she walked around restlessly while she pondered the situation and turned her attention back to Machina Stitch. "So how did you get here?"
"I don't know; I must have activated some portal from a machine created by my mortal enemy Dark. He's also known as Experiment 630. He and I are E.V.O.s, genetically mutated monsters created by tiny, yellow, light bulb-shaped machines called nanites. They allow you to create machines, weapons and vehicles from your own body."
"No way," Fajah gaped in bewilderment as Courage gasped in dismay. "You can do that?"
"Sure," Machina Stitch grinned cockily. "Shall I make a demonstration?"
"Go ahead," Fajah smirked evilly while putting her hands on her hips seductively.
Machine Stitch then turned to the window and activated his Slam Cannon as he started immediately firing at the walls. Several balls of blue energy torpedoed through them as they blasted through them and the windows all at once, causing the foundation of the house to start crumbling.
The force of the explosion caused Doug and Julie's bed to rock slightly as the movement jolted Doug awake. "Jesus!" Doug snarled as he shot up and looked around with an enraged expression; Julie stirred awake too as she emerged from her slumber. "Doug? What's going on?" she mumbled as Doug grabbed his plasma blasters from his night table and rushed off. "I'm going to find out what it is!" he bellowed as he thundered down the steps and tore into the kitchen before he brandished his weapons at Machina Stitch. "Freeze! Intruder alert!" he yelled as Machina Stitch yelped and aimed his Slam Cannon at the elderly Salemite man. "Who are you, old man? Care to join me?"
"For your information, my name is Doug Williams and I'm one of the honorary members of Team Legacy. I would appreciate it if you stop startling everyone," Doug barked sternly at the mechanical blue alien.
"Okay, dude, whatever," Machina Stitch scoffed as he deactivated his Slam Cannons and crossed his arms indignantly. "You got me."
"So what brings you here?" Doug inquired curiously as Machina Stitch cleared his throat. "My name is Machina Stitch, from the Meta Universe, and I am a Providence agent. It's a national organization designed to fight E.V.O.s, genetically mutated monsters created by tiny machines called nanites."
"Oh, so it's kind of like Generator Rex, right? Rhonda mentioned that universe once," Doug nodded understandingly. "Although I must admit I am not entirely familiar with it."
"So what is your universe like?" Fajah queried.
"Well, I am basically the savior of my universe because pretty much the entire world population has been infested with nanites, thanks to 'the event'. This event occurred when an epidemic of nanites inexplicably took over the world and engulfed people with nanites. In some cases, some of them turn into E.V.O.s.," Machina Stitch explained.
"So you are kind of like an agent who fights E.V.O.s?" Doug mused. "How do you like your job?"
"It's cool and interesting, most of the time anyway. What I hate about it is that Jumba sees me as nothing more than a valuable asset and everybody treats me like I'm some kind of super machine, which sucks," Machine Stitch answered while griping bitterly.
"I know how that feels," Doug nodded grimly.
"So when can I meet Rhonda?" Machina Stitch asked.
"Tomorrow. And in case you don't know, Rhonda's no longer the leader, and neither are Lee and Rod. Meryl, Lee and Rod's daughter, is in charge now along with her King Consort and mate Bobby Damiani," Doug answered.
"Okay, so where can I sleep?" Machina Stitch importuned while looking around some more.
"You know, you can sleep on the couch if you'd like. We can provide some blankets and pillows for you. And if you need anything, just ask us," Fajah offered kindly as Courage snorted before he scuttled back to his room to sleep.
"And now if you excuse me, I better get back to my room and get some sleep," Doug added as he stole out of the room.
"Well, it's just you and me then," Fajah chuckled with a sheepish grin as she and Machina Stitch exchanged glances.
Several minutes later, Fajah and Machina Stitch were standing in front of the couch as they pulled it down and set it up with blankets and pillows. Machina Stitch then crawled into bed and yawned as he closed his eyes to sleep.
"Thanks for letting me crash here. I'm not sure how I would be able to get back to my home universe, but in the meantime, I think I'll stay here," Machine Stitch said as Fajah nodded. "Yeah," she replied and she turned to walk out of the living room. "Good night."
"Night," Machina Stitch muttered as he drifted off to sleep.
The next morning, Machina Stitch woke up as he sat up in bed and rubbed his eyes sleepily. He then stretched his arms and yawned deeply before he scuttled out of the covers.
Machina Stitch detected a warm aroma coming from the kitchen as he stumbled into the area. As he approached the table, he noticed Mrs. Petrie standing in front of the stove with a simmering pan filled with eggs and bacon.
"So what's up, lady?" the mechanical blue alien greeted the older redhead as she peered over her shoulder to meet his gaze.
"Well, good morning. And who just might you be?" she remarked stiffly.
"The name's Machina Stitch. Some sexy hot mercenary lady let me crash here on the couch last night. I was fighting an enemy back in my home world when I fell into a portal and landed here. Speaking of which…"
He then reached into his backpack and took out his teleporter phone to examine it. After a few minutes of fiddling with the device, he was flabbergasted to find that the energy bar was extremely low. "Damn! It's out of juice!"
"What's the matter?" Mrs. Petrie inquired as she kept on cooking eggs and bacon.
"My teleporter phone's out of energy. I need it to travel through dimensions. Otherwise it wouldn't work," Machina Stitch sighed dejectedly as he walked over to the table and sat down. "Oh well, might as well stay here for a couple of days until my teleporter phone has enough juice for me to return home."
He then glanced up to watch Mrs. Petrie cook. "So what's cooking for breakfast?"
"Well, we got eggs and bacon, and I'm about to cook some sausage too. When Rhonda gets up, I'm going to ask her to help me make waffles and pancakes too," Mrs. Petrie replied.
"Cool, although I would like some coconut cake if you have any," Machina Stitch replied.
"All right then. I'll go serve some for you," Mrs. Petrie retorted as she walked away from the stove and opened up the fridge to retrieve a box of coconut cake. She then placed it on the table and returned to the stove.
A few minutes later, Rhonda shuffled into the kitchen with her hair frizzled and tangled in a wild mess and her eyes covered in rings. She was dressed in a pink Hawaiian robe and looked extremely tired.
She then pulled up a chair and sat down while she buried her face in her arms. After dozing off for a few minutes, she perked up to observe Machina Stitch. "Mrs. Petrie, who is this?" she muttered.
"Oh, this is our new guest. Fajah made arrangements for him to stay the night yesterday evening," Mrs. Petrie explained as she peered at her young niece inquisitively. "What's wrong?"
"I stayed up all of last night to take care of Sonja. She had a bad fever and wouldn't stop coughing. I was going to take her to the doctor to get her checked up," Rhonda explained as Machina Stitch narrowed his eyes at her. "You have a daughter?"
"I have several kids, all right?" Rhonda snapped exhaustively as her eyes widened and something clicked in her head. "Hey, you're the guy whose party I went to a while back. I remember it being very weird."
"Yeah, and I remember you were one of the most bizarre party guests I've ever had. I mean, who brings dinosaurs to a house party? They're supposed to be dead," Machina Stitch scoffed.
"They're my friends," Rhonda sneered as Lee strolled through the doorway and came up to the two. "Rhonda, is everything all right?" she asked as she kissed her on the cheek and Rhonda groaned. "Yeah, Sonja was just sick and I had to take care of her."
"I know," Lee nodded with a big yawn as she rubbed her eyes. "I tried to pick up the slack for you as much as I could. I'm as much her mother as you are."
"What do you mean 'I'm as much her mother as you are'?" Machina Stitch demanded suspiciously with his ears bent backwards.
"Technically, Sonja is my love child with Rhonda. She was created using mine and her DNA but she was fathered by my husband," Lee explained offhandedly as Machina Stitch held up his nose. "Weirder than weird!" he commented.
"And Delma is my love child with my former girlfriend Sasha Hinamoto. But she was also fathered by Rod. So Delma and Sonja are half-sisters," Lee continued.
"Who wants some eggs and bacon?" Mrs. Petrie intervened.
"I do," Rhonda mumbled. "So do I," Lee added.
"Morning, everyone," Doug announced as he and Julie walked into the kitchen along with Meryl, Bobby, Mona, Michael, Desi, Karina, Lebani, Lakota, Kidda, Igor, Timothy, Victoria, Clarissa, Rupert, Marlena, John, Buddy, Roman, Cliff and Sasha. Delma and Sheryl also rushed in as well, with Renee carrying a frazzled Sonja.
"Mommy," Sonja wailed as she squirmed uneasily in Renee's arms.
"Sonja's still feeling under the weather. I wonder what's wrong with her," Renee replied crisply as the rest of the team soon gathered around the table.
"Probably just some flu or bug. Or something else," Mary Jo chimed.
"Gosh, I hope it's not scarlet fever or whooping cough. Don't you think we should have gotten her vaccinated?" Charlene fretted.
"I would think so too," Tessa remarked.
"What's up, everybody?" Lebani chirped as he looked around and saw Machina Stitch. "Cool! A mechanical alien!"
"Lebani, you can look but don't touch," Kiara reprimanded her son.
"Whoa, talking lions," Machina Stitch whistled as he noted Simba and his pride.
"And who are you?" Kidda retorted while pointing at Machina Stitch. "Didn't your momma tell ya not to point?" Machina Stitch snarled as he peered at her curiously. "And why do you look so much like Lilo?"
"Because I'm her daughter, duh," Kidda answered while crossing her arms as a water balloon suddenly dropped on her and she started with a scream. She then spun around to see Angeline laughing sadistically with an evil grin. "In your face, loser!"
"Hey, that was uncalled for!" Lakota snarled as he rolled up his fists and faced his older half-sister.
"Why don't you just eat shit and die, bastard child?" Stitch J.R. sneered as Lakota growled furiously. "Why don't you shut up?" he roared as he lunged at him and began to throw punches and kicks at him.
"Stop it! Stop it, you two!" Kidda yelled as she got between the two aliens and held them back. "We have a guest here and we need to behave! Besides, we're family!"
"If it weren't for your stupid slut mom, my parents would still be together! It's because of her and you two knuckleheads that our family is broken!" Angeline sneered.
"Well, stop calling my mom a slut! She's your mom too and she deserves respect!" Kidda snapped.
"She ain't my real mom, bitch!" Angeline growled belligerently as she was about to slug her again when a yellow hand touched her shoulder. With her ears still folded against her head, the teenage pink-furred alien pup lifted up her gaze to meet those of a familiar-looking yellow mercenary. It was none other than Rod, the resident Turian mercenary and former King Consort of Team Legacy.
In the 6 months since their last adventure, his costume went through a dramatic change. Instead of an eerie resemblance of Deadpool, with his eyes painted in dark circles, it was decorated with gold, yellow and blue patches and his eye patches became blue and semi-transparent. On his face was a straight line with a swirl branching off it and a wavy line crossing it, and his face was heart-shaped. In all essence, he looked more menacing and intimidating.
"What the hell is going on here?" he demanded with a stern expression as he lowered down his hand and Angeline sneered. "It's that bitch Kidda who's causing trouble again!"
"Kidda is not a bitch, princess," Rod sighed. "She's your sister and you should respect her."
"But-" Angeline protested.
"No buts. Let's not have any more fighting, please," Rod insisted firmly as Angeline grumbled underneath her throat and scoffed. "All right, fine! Have it your way!" She then glared at Kidda venomously as the two girls stood face-to-face with their foreheads against one another. "But I'm not done with you yet."
And with that threat hanging from her lips, she stormed away from the younger human/experiment hybrid, and the confrontation was over.
"Why can't they get along?" Rod sighed sadly.
"I wish I knew, darling," Lee replied softly as she kissed him.
"Morning, darling," Rod answered back as his face brightened upon seeing his wife.
"Morning, Rod," Lee smiled back as the two nuzzled.
"Ewww, gross!" Timothy grimaced as Victoria snickered and Igor and Lebani did the same.
"I think it's so cute," Karina giggled and Neomi smiled. "So do I," she said.
"So what's the game plan?" Donnie chimed.
"I don't know. I was thinking that the two of us can score with the ladies from Jeklani's pride," Damos suggested while rubbing his chest boastfully.
"Maybe," Donnie shrugged.
"What about Rory? She looks hot," Damos remarked.
"Ewww! No way! You know Jeklani has eyes for her! Besides, I don't think she'd be interested in us kids anyway," Donnie scoffed.
"Yeah," Damos muttered glumly as his tail and ears drooped. "Why is it that the hot girls are either lesbian or taken? Like Mona. Michael almost creamed me when I tried to get the moves on her."
"Oh, he did that?" Machina Stitch grinned mischievously as he listened in on their conversation and ate his bacon and eggs.
"Yeah," Damos nodded, now noticing that Machina Stitch was addressing him. "Michael is so possessive of her. He is totally into her. They have been together ever since they were very young. As a matter of fact, he wants to marry her. I think it's totally sick because Michael is technically Mona's granduncle, him being Sasha's little brother and all. Sasha is Mona's grandmother through Bobby, who is her father. Meryl is her mother. Of course Meryl and Bobby are also incestuous since they share the same father."
"Ewww, ewww, and double ewww! Don't make me gag! I'm eating here," Machina Stitch grimaced as he nearly choked on his coffee and kept on chugging it. Luckily for him, it was decaffeinated.
"Sorry, but it's true," Meryl shrugged with a wince.
"It's okay, darling," Bobby smiled as he kissed her tenderly.
"So what now?" Fajah sighed.
"The first thing we need to do is to take Sonja to the doctor. The second thing is for me, Lee and Rod to contact Director Vance and find out if there are any disturbances in the Multiverse," Rhonda remarked solemnly.
"Eh, in the meantime, I will be testing mechanical 626 in my lab and assess his abilities," Jumba added.
"You do that?" Machina Stitch scoffed sarcastically.
"Mommy…" Sonja wailed as she waved her tiny hands at Rhonda and then started puking.
"Oh no! We better give her some tonic," Renee frowned as Mrs. Petrie immediately went over to the cabinet to get some medicine.
"My tummy hurts," Sonja wailed as she continued to vomit all over and Rod picked her up and held her. "It's okay, princess, it's okay. Daddy's here," he shushed her while he stroked her back and she continued to puke.
"Why is Sonja so sick?" Delma whimpered worriedly as Sonja began shrieking terribly.
"ACK! Her screams are annoying!" Vizari, a gray and black Outlander cub with dark, shadowy eyes, a brown nose, maroon eyes, and a scruffy tuft of hair with a black tail-tuft, griped as her brother snorted. "No kidding," he sneered.
Kelani, as he was called, had light silver fur, scruffy ears, slanted, beady eyes, a large nose, and a scrawny, lanky yet bony body. Their friend Zurani also had dark red fur with a golden muzzle and underbelly and light teal green eyes. They too were Outlanders.
Two more cubs of their age were a female and another male, with the female having light sandy fur, hazel brown eyes, a shapely, anvil-shaped, yet bony head, a sleek, thin yet slender body, and a brown tail-tuft.
Her name was Misuri and her brother, who was slightly chubby from huge amounts of meat and sweets, also had dark coal black fur with dark purple eyes, an overbite, and a stocky, thin yet diminutive body. His name was Tsumi.
"This cannot be happening," Misuri rolled her eyes as Tusmi snickered. "Yeah, imagine that," he grinned.
Just then, a huge explosion of fairy dust materialized in the kitchen and faded into the air. The Team was surprised to see a tall, statuesque man with a yellow shaved haircut, a green military uniform and khaki pants with boots, and had a muscular, strong yet bulky body. He was Jorgen von Strangle.
"Timmy Turner! You have to come with me!" he thundered in a deep, faux Austrian accent as he slammed down his gigantic wand and Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof were swept away into a cloud of pink dust. In a matter of minutes, all five of them were gone.
"What was that all about?" Julie retorted as Tootie frowned, puzzled. "I think there's something Jorgen wants to tell him," she said.
Ever since Tootie returned home after many years of traveling, back when Timmy was still with Team Legacy, Timmy had found himself madly in love with her. However, he was faced with a great dilemma: if he were to grow up, then he would lose his fairy godparents forever. And when the evil oil tycoon Hugh J. Magnate captured his fairies with Mr. Crocker's help and held them hostage, Timmy had no choice but to reveal them to Tootie.
However, when Timmy and Tootie were summoned before the Fairy Council, Timmy found out that as a result of his brave actions, he was able to keep his fairies for good, with the condition that he would use wishes responsibly.
And from that point on, Timmy and Tootie ran a business together by riding a truck all over the country and spreading magic to everyone. Eventually, within a few years of their relationship, they got married, to the joy of Timmy's parents, and they had twins named Tommy and Tammy.
"So when is Dad gonna be back?" Tommy growled as Lee turned to the young Turner boy. "He'll be back soon," she said as the young teenager scowled and crossed his arms. "This is so lame."
"Let's move out, gang!" Meryl yelled as the Team dispersed and headed out the door, with Sonja still wailing.
"Hey, hey, where are we going?" Machina Stitch yelled as he jumped off the table and trailed after them.
"Lee, Rod and I are taking Sonja and Delma to the doctor. The rest of the team is going to SMF Turo to take the kids to school," Rhonda bellowed.
"School? Where?" Machina Stitch scoffed as Jumba stopped him. "Uh-uh-uh. Evil genius thinks mechanical 626 needs to stay put. Follow me to the lab."
"Gah!" Machina Stitch groaned in frustration as he pulled on his ears. "Is every Jumba in this godforsaken universe the same!" He then growled low in his throat as he shuffled his feet and followed Jumba to the lab.
In the meantime, the Team entered the Hyperion and settled into their usual seats as Rodney started the engines. After setting up the coordinates and activating the H-drive, the battle-cruiser warped into the blue portal and left the Team Legacy Universe.