Chapter 2 is here. I forget what I set the rating for this story as a whole to but, this is appropriate yes but... well, you know. Just read and review already.
Gordon and Alyx were waiting for a rebel to reload the helicopter with gas so they could continue on the way to borealis. Alyx was sitting down and leaning against a destroyed car. Gordon was standing and trying to figure out a answer to his question. "Hey Alyx" "Ya?" "Are you a uh... well, you know... a 'cough cough' a... um.." Gordon was massaging the back of his neck as he said this. "Yes." Alyx looked either mad or upset when she said this. Gordon could never tell. "How did you know what I was gonna ask?" Gordon sat down slowly. "A lot of people ask it." "What was I gonna ask?" " Am I a virgin." "Uh... that's valuable information but not what I was gonna ask..." "How is it valuable?" "Well now I know I can sacrifice you to a dragon." That got a laugh out of her. It was a lot harder to make Alyx laugh these days. "What were you gonna ask?" "Oh.. uh never mind" Gordon was acting awkward at this point and was playing with some dirt.
Gordon was a real weirdo. He wouldn't ask the stupid question! I bet he was gonna ask where the bathroom is or something. "Come on Gordon just ask." It had been ten minutes since he had started this and 30 minutes since they came here for gas. How long could it take? "Fine. I was gonna ask if... are you a lesbian?" "What?" I know I was practically glaring at him and I don't care. "Are you?" Gordon looked scared now. You would think I sent enough hints his way that I liked him for crying out loud! I mean I winked at him when we were on our way to white forest. How could he not catch that? "NO!" I know I yelled and I meant to yell at that idiot. "Sorry if I offended you bu-" " Of course you offended me! What made you think I was gay???" "Well you're practically perfect. I mean your smart, your strong, your beautiful, I mean every time I meet a perfect woman she's-" Gordon never got to finish his sentence. I'll let you guess why.
Hehe. Take that. That is called beating around that bush. Oh I love it. I hoped you enjoyed it. Over and out.