Thanx for all reviews! And as we come to that...
Um... klfh, I'm not Finnish :D
I would also like to thank:
Lady Dark Angel
Kindall
Airi
Mistress DragonFlame (I'm so sorry! I didn't want to make I mistake so much that I... did it...:sweatdrop: )
Lina Gabriev ( for your suggests! )
ARIGATOU!
So let the chapter begin!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in that story, except of my sick ideas. Kill me.
"WHAT!" You didn't say anything about singing before!" yelled Lina putting Haii's head in headlock.
"I didn't say anything about not singing either! You agreed to do EVERYTHING!" cough up girl.
"Did we? Oh, so I quit! Come on guys!"
"But Miss Lina! Don't you remember?" Amelia jumped on her armchair...
...fell down on her face, stood up and made her 'Justice pose'
"We are obliged to do everything we can when there is a slightest chance of bringing peace to the whole world we cannot give up! We have to fight with love in our hearts, even if our life is in danger, even if we have to leave our family and friends, EVEN IF WE HAVE TO SING!"
:blink:blink:
"Who cares! Let's go Gourry."
"Uh? What? Who? Where? Why?" Redhead cached her companion by ear and dragged him away.
"Miss Lina! You don't give me a choice!" princess quickly picked something from her secret hideout and raised it up high. It was pink, fluffy notebook.
Zel and Filia sat in one of the tables, both sipping their coffee/tea. Looking at their friend's quarrels was a lot better, than being in the middle of it.
Xel sat in the dark corner of the room, repeating rapidly: "Why... Zellas, why me? ... "
Lina glanced over her shoulder at Amelia. Her eyes went wide as she saw what her friend has in her hands.
"You wouldn't dare..." she narrowed her eyes.
"You leave me no choice..." Ame said in the cold voice.
Someone in the audience burst into tears yelling: "This is so dramatic!"
:smack:hit:
Security seems to be rather fierce today...
Amelia opened the lock in the notebook and stared to read:
"My dear diary, I, the most beautiful sorcess in the world, felt so bad today! And because of who? That stupid and selfish chimera just had to ruin everything looking for his cure. Sometimes I really think that he's made of really thick..."
"STOP!" Lina left confused swordsman on the ground and jumped on Amelia. "Where do you have it from? How could you!"
Then, redhead was thrown into the wall because something veery heavy hit her. Well, it happened to be rather nervy chimera. "I'm made of really thick what?"
Lina nervously laughed lying upside-down next to the big hole in the wall.
"Okay, you've had your talk, but it's time to start the show. Would you please sit down?" said Haiiro dragging Xel to his seat.
Everyone sat down on their places, Lina and Amelia back to themselves.
"So, LET THE SHOW BEGIN!"
... ... silence ... ...
"stupid stubborn people..." Haii mumbled "Nevermind. It time to..."
YAAYYY! WOOHOOO:applouse:applouse:
":blink:blink: seems that audience has problems with their reflex.. as usual.. Well, it's time to explain to our guests WHAT they're supposed to do:
This game consists of few rounds... I don't know how many exactly, but nevermind.
One who wins gonna get an extra 'Surprise-Reward', SR in short. First round is ..."
Everyone held his or her breath.
"Song that best describes your personality! Our special guest will be given..."
YAAYYY! WOOHOOO:applouse:applouse:
" ... ... umm... where was I... They will be given a few songs to choose from and they'll have to pick and sing one, that they think suits them the best. They'll have to sing WHOLE song ignoring random ins... umm... comments. Soo... Lina Inverse, you're first!"
Lina stood up and angrily went to Haii. In the middle way she looked over her shoulder and stuck her tongue at Amelia, accidentally pointing at one of cards that show host gave to her.
"Okay, so you've made your choice! Now I'd like you to go behind the stage and dress up." Haiiro patted her on the shoulder. Lina panicky looked at her lyrics and...
"NO WAY! I'm NOT going to sing THAT one! I refuse! Give me another one! It's not about me!"
"I'm sorry, but you chose this one. And well, all songs were supposed to fit you. I PERSONALLY picked them for you all"
The rest of Slayers gang gulped thinking about their turns...
Security dragged kicking and shouting Lina behind the stage.
"So, now when we have a while, shall we talk with our wonderful audience!"
YAAYYY! WOOHOOO:applouse:applouse:
"...They're doing it to throw me off balance... Okay, so..." Haii took a microphone from nowhere and approached to the first table. "Good afternoon, can you introduce yourselves?"
"Of course. My name is Taka, and this lovely girl next to me is Miaka. We met each other in a book 'Universe of Four Gods' when I was Tamahome, but..."
Haii quickly jumped off "Well, yes, that's wonderful, but it seems that Lina is ready!"
All lights were directed to the scene entrance and few seconds later there were heard footsteps.
All the men in the inn starred whistling (half of them was soon quietened by their companions), Gourry's jaw dropped and his eyes went starry, Zel only glanced at her and came back to his previous activity (staring at Amelia without her noticing it) and Xel was broke out from his trance and he opened ONE EYE! Seeing that whole famine part of drooled of, but that's not important...
"So, ladies , gentleman all you freaks around, let me introduce ya to...
LINA INVERSE as BRITNEY SPEARS in 'MY PREROGATIVE!"
Lina walked in her high-heel leather boots to the middle of the scene and put her long, dispelled hair behind ear. She was wearing black leather jacket and black bra under it and black, tight, leather shorts. In short, she was rather more naked than clothed... Whole Britney (I hate her... nevermind)
Suddenly before redhead magically appeared microphone. She took a breath thinking 'Do it for food', and she was just to start singing when...
"STOP! Before you start, who do you want to dedicate it to?"
"What?"
"There is such a tradition, everyone has to dedicate their songs to someone very special to them... and it can't be random person from the audience!"
Lina sweatdrooped 'Damn.. That was just what I wanted to do..." she looked at faces of her friends 'Xellos no, he won't let me live if I do it, Filia... no! Someone could think that I'm a lesbian... So Amelia not too... Zel... no. Gourry? Well, he's to stupid to think about any overtones...'
"I'd like to dedicate this stupid song to stup...Gourry!"
Audience 'awed'. Lina tried to ignore it and started singing:
„Of course the ones to disturb Lina are you, Slayers!" quickly added Haii
:spoken:
People can take everything away from you
But they can never take away your truth
But the question is..
Can you handle mine?
"I don't think so... after hearing that fragment of your diary I don't..."
:twitch:
They say I'm crazy
I really don't care
"As long as they don't mention size of your breasts..." innocently added mazoku. Filia helped Lina out in hitting him.
That's my prerogative
They say I'm nasty
But I don't give a damn
Xellos was to say something, but Filia send him her special say-something-and-die look, so he was quiet.
Getting boys is how I live
:cough: Until The Prince happens to be Justice freak :cough:
Some ask me questions
Why am I so real?
But they don't understand me
I really don't know the deal about my sister
"Just mention her name and Lina would run away" mumbled Zel
:Lina shivered:
Trying hard to make it right
Not long ago
Before I won this fight
Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live?
"Why don't SHE just let them leave? I wonder how many people got hurt when Lina got angry or something..." wondered Ame
"You don't want to know." Sarcastically answered Zel
I don't need permission, make my own decisions
That's my prerogative
that's my prerogative
It's the way that I wanna live
You can't tell me what to do
"I tried once... It REALLY hurt..." sighed Filia
:Lina simply fireballed her:
"Ouch... just like now..:
Don't get me wrong
I'm really not souped
Ego trips is not my thing
"Don't worry Lina, we wouldn't even think about you doing that..." Zel was still mad about Lina's diary...
:Lina tried to burn Zel, but missed:
All these strange relationships really gets me down
I see nothing wrong in spreading myself around
"Never thought that someone maybe don't..." Redhead sent Amelia such look, that she stopped.
Everybody's talking all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live?
I don't need permission, make my own decisions
That's my prerogative
That's my prerogative X2
It's the way that I wanna live
You can't tell me what to do
why can't I live my life
without all of the things
That people say
:spoken:
Like my dear friends who's gonna be sorry in a while..
oh oh ohhh...
Male part of audience stood up clasping in applause. Lina ginned, stuck her tongue out at Zel and went behind the stage to dress in her normal clothes.
"Well, thank you Lina, it was quite nice try."
Lina came back and sat on her armchair.
"Yes, you made it well. Anyone from audience wants to say anything?"
One man raised his hand, so Haii levitated to him.
"Yes?" she gave him the microphone.
"Where's that sexy girl that sang before and who's that flat girl?"
"FIREBALL!"
Man was burnt into crisp. Haiiro sweatdroopped and came back to the stage.
"Let's pretend that nothing's happened. Security! Take that... umm.. remains out. Okay... Gourry, you're next!"
Blonde stood up and came to her.
"What? Free food?"
":sweatdrop: maybe later, Gourry. Now, please pick the song that fit's you the best."
"... ... what? You mean like my clothes? I don't know... these cards seem to small for me..."
":double sweatdrop: Nevermind. Pick the song you like the best."
Gourry looked at the cards seeming to think hardly. (Impossible, I know) Meanwhile, host wondered if he actually could read, but if he could read all those menus's, so who knows... Maybe he just orders the same as Lina...
"I've got it!"
Haii looked over his arm. Well, actually it would be hard to do it, so she looked just from below his arm.
":triple sweatdrop: Umm... are you sure?"
"That's not fair! You didn't ask ME whether I'm sure! FIRE..."
"OKAY, okay! Now, Gourry, please go behind the stage and... umm... dress up. Okay, now when we have a while shall we talk with another pair here?"
She quickly flew to the another table, avoiding Taka and Miaka and went to another table. "So, what's your name?"
"Hi! My name is Misty" said girl with quite short red hair "and this one next to me "she poked guy with short, black hair "is Ash"
"Uhm. So what can you tell me about yourselves?"
Girl was about to say something, but in this moment waiter brought them their chicken. When boy saw it he jumped on the table shouting:
"OH NO! PIGEOT! YOU ARE BURNT! OH NO! BREATHE, BREATHE!" and then he started to reanimate their dish. Misty sighed "And again all for nothing... He's too obsessed with Pokemon to go on a normal date..."
"Oh" Haii blinked "Well, Gourry has dressed till now, so let's watch him"
Blonde swordsman entered the scene in...
a...
chicken costume?
... Everyone mouthdropped...
"So, um.. l,g & all you freaks around, meet Gourry as a... Sweety the chick, the ringtone...yeah, who do you want to dedicate this song to?"
"I want to dedicate this song to Lina! Hi Lina!" He waved to the redhead, who desperately tried to disappear.
Gourry happily flapped his wings and started to sing:
I may be small,
I may be sweet,
"..."
but baby,
I know how to move my feet!
"..."
Hit it!
"..."
Cause when I start to hear the beat,
I just start to move my feet
and that makes me wanna be
Sweety - tweet tweet tweet tweet
"... ..."
And that's the end of the second chap. Hope you liked it? Impossible, I know :D
Anyway, R&R!