"Hello kiddies," said Chris, appearing on a large screen in the room. "Welcome to my Fun House."
"HOW?!" demanded Raven. "How the hell are you alive?"
"'Alive' is kind of a subjective term in this case," said Chris. "My physical body was destroyed in the plane crash. Luckily I considered that that might happen, so I had my essence transferred into a machine. Good thing too, otherwise we wouldn't be able to do season four."
"There's no way this is being broadcast on TV anywhere," said Kevin.
"Well…not as such," said Chris.
"Then how is it season four?" asked Saeko.
"Because I'm hosting it, and you're competing," said Chris. "Therefore, it's a new season."
"And if we don't?" asked Hit-Girl. Suddenly, she began shaking violently, and collapsed on the floor.
"Yeah, I've surgically inserted shock collars under your skin," said Chris. "So if you don't do what I say, that happens."
"You bastard," growled Hit-Girl, getting up.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of this," said Trunks. He closed his eyes and began focusing intensely, then began to let out a loud yell. His body seemed to twitch, possibly from the electrocution, but Trunks ignored it. He suddenly glowed gold for a second, then it happened again for a little longer, before he too collapsed. "What the hell?" he gasped. "I can't go Super Saiyan."
"Yeah, those shock collar double as my power source," said Chris. "You just basically charged me up for the whole season."
"Drain this," said Eren, biting the flesh between his thumb and finger. This was a large puff of smoke, followed by Eren screaming in agony.
"Kid, I stopped Trunks going Super Saiyan. Did you really think I wouldn't stop your Titan form?" asked Chris. "Now, let's get you into teams."
"Why don't you make us?" asked Stifler, before getting electrocuted.
"You don't seem to realise I hold all the power here," said Chris. "Now, those of you on the left side of the room, meaning Edward, Faith, Kenny, Kevin, Nora, Patrick, Rogue, Sabriel, Tiffany, and Zuko, you can be the Lab Rats, everyone on the right, meaning Elsa, Eren, Finn, Hit-Girl, Lyra, Ponyboy, Raven, Saeko, Stifler, and Trunks, you guys get to be the Guinea Pigs. Any questions?"
"Yeah, can you let us go?" asked Elsa.
"For fuck sake, stop making the fucking joke," said Chris. "By the way, no. The only way out is to be eliminated. Speaking of which, you better get ready for your first challenge."
"And if we refuse?" asked Edward, before getting electrocuted.
"Basically that," said Chris.
"We could just resist you until we die you know," said Zuko.
"No you can't," said Chris. "See, I know exactly when your body is about to give out, so that's when I stop electrocuting you. At least, until your body can take another thousand volts or so."
"So we're stuck, no matter what we do," said Sabriel.
"Aww, don't look so glum," said Faith. "Now we get to be besties."
"Weren't you on Chris's side?" asked Sabriel.
"So was Rogue," said Faith.
"Not willingly," replied Rogue.
"Enough talk," said Chris. "Challenge time." The wall behind the contestants began to rise, revealing a large room with nothing in it. "For your first challenge, you just need to cross this room."
"That doesn't seem so bad," said Patrick.
"Almost every square inch of the room is booby trapped," said Chris.
"I take it back," said Patrick.
"Though not all of them are bad," said Chris.
"I partially take it back," said Patrick.
"I suppose you're not going to tell us where any of these traps are," said Finn.
"Now why would I do that?" asked Chris. "By the way, the challenge has started."
"What if we just stand here and do nothing?" asked Ponyboy.
"He'll electrocute you," said Lyra.
"Actually, that back wall is closing in on you," said Chris. The contestants turned to see the back wall was indeed coming towards them. "Good luck."
"Come on guys," called Tiffany, running into the danger room.
"Wait, Tiffany," called Sabriel. "You don't know what's…nothing's happening." Tiffany had managed to cross almost to the other side, and nothing had happened.
"Let me try this," said Nora, running after her. She had only taken two steps when suddenly the floor below her exploded. Nora was flung across the room, landing just past the finish line.
"Are you alright?" asked Tiffany, walking up to her.
"How…did you do that…without getting hurt?" asked Nora.
"I ran across between the tiles," said Tiffany. "I figured Chris would set the traps up with pressure pads, and the best place to do that would be under the tiles."
"That…might be true," said Chris.
"You hear that guys?" called Sabriel. "Let's go." The rest of the contestants started following Tiffany and Nora, careful to avoid the actual tiles.
"Hey, no fair," said Chris. "Just for that, I'm putting this room on the earthquake setting." There was a beep, and then the room started to shake. Kenny fell over and landed on a tile, which dropped him down a hole into a pit of acid.
"Oh my God, he killed Kenny," said Ponyboy.
"You bastard," said Saeko.
"Don't worry, I got this," said Elsa. She raised her hands, and a thick layer of ice covered most of the room. "Come on guys, we can't set off a trap if we can't touch the tiles."
"Stop cheating," said Chris. "Zuko, use your fire to melt the ice."
"And why would I do that?" asked Zuko. As soon as he said it, a powerful electric shock went through him. "Okay, fine." Zuko made a punching gesture, and a fireball shot out of his hand. As soon as it made contact with the ice, it melted.
"Very good Zuko," said Chris. "But I was referring to the ice IN FRONT of them."
"I know," said Zuko. "I was giving them time to get out of the danger zone."
Chris glared at him as the remaining contestants crossed the finish line. "Okay, fine, the Guinea Pigs win," said Chris. "Only because Zuko and Kenny didn't finish."
"Kenny's dead," said Kevin.
"Respawn in 5, 4, 3,…" started Chris, just as Kenny appeared with the other contestants. "Damn it Kenny, you timed your respawn wrong."
"Mmf mmfmmf mmf mmf mmf mmf, mmfmf," said Kenny.
"Screw you too," said Chris. "I'll see your team at the elimination ceremony."
Confession Cam: Faith
"I suppose I should vote for Zuko, since he was one of the reasons the team lost, but Kenny died. He should have stayed alive and helped us win."
Confession Cam: Edward
"I want to abstain, but Chris will probably shock me if I do, which is a terrible idea when you have metal limbs. I'll go for Zuko because Kenny died."
Confession Cam: Kenny
"Mmf."
Later, at the elimination ceremony…
"Okay, Most of you probably know how this works, but for those of you who don't," said Chris. "There are ten of you sitting there, but only nine marshmallows on this plate."
"What plate?" asked Patrick.
"Hold, I'll get it in a…" started Chris. "That function's broken apparently. Anyway, one of you is getting eliminated. That person is not one of the following: Nora, Kevin, Edward, Patrick, Faith, Tiffany, Rogue, or Sabriel." Chris focused on Zuko and Kenny. "One of you is out of the competition. That person is…Kenny."
"MMFMMF!" yelled Kenny, arms raised in the air in celebration.
"Congratulations Kenny, you're the first to test the Incineration of Shame," said Chris.
"Mmf MMF!?" said Kenny, as the floor opened up underneath him, and closed a second later.
There was a second of shocked silence before anyone spoke. "Oh my God, he killed Kenny," said Rogue.
"You bastard," said Zuko.