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"Okay, since we only got one (bleep)ing voter, it's time to move o-" Fanfic Guy started, before Panty knocked him over.
"Listen here, you (bleeeep)s! You better start voting for us, NOW!" Panty shouted.
The audience remained dead silent.
"As I was saying, we were voting for 'Best WTF Toon'. The nominees were..."
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"COME ON, DUDE, IT WAS JUST THE (bleep)ING NOMINEES WE HEARD EARLIER!"
"Okay, okay! The nominees were The Amazing World of Gumball, Panty and Stocking with Garterbeit, Regular Show, and Sgt. Frog. Now, here come the results."
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From our one voter...
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"JUST GET ON WITH IT!"
"Okay, okay! The winner is..."
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"...Regular Show!"
"WHAT?" Panty and Stocking both yelled.
"Whoa!" Rigby said. "I didn't think we were actually gonna-AHH!"
Panty grabbed Rigby. "Listen here, you (bleep)ing raccoon, it was pure luck you won! Your show doesn't even make sense! I mean, how the (bleep) can a raccoon, a blue jay, a lollipop thing, some sort of gorilla, and a GUMBALL MACHINE be able to talk and interact with other humans?"
"Oh, our show doesn't make sense?" Mordecai asked. "Coming from the girl who's underwear turns into a weapon during some odd transformation sequence!"
"Well...at least we use (bleep)ing Engrish!" Stocking said.
"Yes, that's the only way you'd have so many fans. I can barely understand you to begin with, but Engrish makes it all better." Rigby said. "And why does Stocking have all that junk in the trunk?"
"Baka!" Panty shouted.
"See, now you're speaking Chinese!" Rigby said.
"WILL YOU JUST MAKE YOUR SPEECH SO WE CAN GET ON WITH THE AWARDS?" Fanfic Guy asked. "Please!"
"Hey, we're a little upset we lost too!" Gumball said.
"What's appealing about their show that isn't about ours?" Natsumi asked.
"Well, yours is about a talking group of alien frogs." Gumball said. "That doesn't make any sense at all."
"You wanna talk about sense, huh? Cats aren't even supposed to talk without some special device thingy Keroro made!" Natsumi said.
"Is it possible this 'Gumball' character got shot with it by mistake?" Keroro asked.
"EVERYBODY SHUT UP!"
The audience gasped as Fanfic Guy began to freak out.
"I TOLD YOU WE WERE RUNNING OUT OF TIME, AND YOU KEEP (bleep)ING ARGUING LIKE YOU'RE (bleep)ING THREE YEAR OLDS. NO SPEECH."
"But we-"
"NO!"
"We just want to-"
"NO SPEECHES!"
Fanfic Guy just then noticed the cameras, chuckled nervously, and put on his best fake smile. "We'll be right back after these commercial-"
"WAIT!" Gumball shouted!"
"WHAT?"
"The next awards!"
"Damn it, I forgot...alright, here are the nominees!"
Best Anime
Panty and Stocking with Garterbeit
Bleach
Steins Gate
Eden of the East
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