Waking with a yawn, a young brunette looks around the room, noticing with a giggle as her sister's leg twitches in her sleep, the perfect humanized image of the warg pup on her chest.
"Lily, wake up!" Sarah pokes her cousin, pointing at their only family member with a giggle as Misty's arms twitch as well, muttering under her breath in her sleep about cookies attacking people.
"I wonder what she's dreaming about." Lily says, paling when Misty mentions AK-47's and other things about warfare. "Or maybe not."
"Hello?" Aragorn's voice drifts through the closed door as he knocks. "It's almost time for the Fellowship to depart."
"Thanks Aragorn!" Sarah shouts, waking up Alicia and Kris.
"Can you send Legolas in?" Kris shouts.
"Why?" Aragorn asks.
"Just please do it." Alicia cuts in, her voice pleading. Lily and Sarah look at each other with a small grin and pale faces.
"Yes?" Legolas asks.
"Can you wake Misty up? Please? We need to get our things ready, considering Bubbles wanted a lot of attention last night." Alicia says.
"One of you can not do it?" Legolas asks, arching one blond eyebrow.
"NO!" The four girls scream at him, their faces all pale. A sleep-deprived Misty is one thing. Waking a sleeping Misty is just dangerous, not that they'd tell him that.
"Lady Misty." Legolas calls as he approaches the sleeping female, being cautious of the sleeping warg on the female's chest. "Lady Misty?"
"Go the fuck away." The girl groans as she falls back into a deep slumber. Gandalf and Aragorn stand at the door, looks of bemusement on their faces as they watch the elf try to wake the girl.
"Lady Misty, we must get ready to depart." Legolas says.
"Go away." Misty groans once again. "Leave me alone you ass."
"Lady Misty?" Legolas questions.
"Leave me alone unless you want me to get a dagger out of my satchel, castrate you, maim you, and yes, those are two different things, set your appendages on fire and try to put them out with oil and gasoline, and then give you a fabulous makeover." Misty snaps, curling up with her pup, her sleeping mind not comprehending who she was talking to. Sarah laughs quietly as she records the whole fiasco on her iPod.
"Lady Misty, we must get ready to depart." Legolas shakes Misty's shoulder, trying to wake her up, only to gasp in pain as Misty's left leg shoots out and kicks with all of her strength right between the poor elf's legs, her hand whacking his nose, and her right leg connecting with his jaw.
"Ouch." Kris mumbles, pulling out a first aid kit, a small giggle escaping her lips as she watches Legolas wince in slight pain.
"She's dangerous in the mornings." Sarah chirps.
"I can tell." Legolas groans out.
"You got the whole thing, didn't you Sarah?" Alicia asks with a sigh.
"Yup. I'm going to make her watch herself hurt her beloved Legolas over and over." Sarah grins brightly, making her friends and cousin roll their eyes at her antics.
"How would you go about waking her up?" Aragorn asks, a challenge in his voice.
"That's simple." Sarah grins, picking up the sleeping Bubbles and handing her to Alicia. "Watch." She comments as she takes a running start, jumping and sailing through the air, and landing on top of her older sister, making her shoot out of bed.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SARAH!" Misty screeches as she jumps off the bed, ignoring the fact that she lost her top in the middle of the night, and chasing her younger sibling around the room in her bra and short shorts to the amusement of Legolas, Aragorn, and Gandalf.
"At least we don't have a sleep-deprived Misty..." Kris comments off-handedly.
"That's going to be miserable when the guys have to deal with it..." Alicia groans.
"What dangerous females." Gandalf mutters.
"I'm so sorry, Legolas, about what Misty did to you." Lily and Alicia say, bowing their heads to the blond.
"What did I do?" Misty asks, stopping in her chase to turn to her friends, unashamed that she was standing there with only a bra and short shorts.
"Can you please put something decent on?" Aragorn asks, averting his eyes.
"What did I do?" Misty asks again.
"Sarah will show you later, now get dressed before you give Lord Elrond a heartattack or a stroke for crying out loud!" Alicia cries out, tossing some clothing to her friend with wide eyes.
"What did I do?" Misty insists as she tugs the tank top on and shimmying out of her shorts, much to the three members of the Fellowsip's chargin and amusement.
"I'll show you later, now are you seriously going to give the old men a strip tease?" Kris grins as Misty jumps and whirls around, her face bright red.
"GET OUT!" Misty shrieks. "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
"We will meet you at the gates." Aragorn nods politely to Lily, who slightly blushes, and the three men leave the room quickly.
"Why didn't you remind me of them sooner?" Misty groans. "I'm never going to live this down. Am I, Bubbles?" Misty looks at the dark-furred warg. Said warg only cocks her head at the human before butting her head against her ankles, a whine escaping her muzzle. "Are you hungry, baby?" Misty coos.
Recieving a bark from the warg, the female skips over to her satchel and pulls out another steak, thankful for whatever magic made this possible. (These satchels are magic. All will be explained in time.)
"Get your tunic and pants on girl. We have to leave soon!" Alicia snaps.
"I know this!" Misty smirks at her friend. "I am the one who knows the plot by heart."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go." Alicia mutters, tugging on her friend's hand, hoping to avoid any disasters that are sure to follow in her friend's wake.
"I have a parting gift for Rivendell." Misty chirps, a lopsided grin on her face.
"That look can only amount to trouble." Lily mutters.
"Looks like we still have to continue our jobs." Alicia sighs as Misty fumbles through her satchel, keeping all the objects she pulls out, out of sight of everyone before running off with Bubbles in one hand as she hides and puts everything together, a smirk on her lips.
"What do you mean by that?" Legolas asks curiously.
"Well..." Lily trails off, looking to Alicia.
"The five of us hold one of three positions in our little group. Kris is our healer. She's always been more medically capable than anyone else. That's the only one I'm going into detail about. You'll figure the rest out soon." Alicia explains, pinching the bridge of her nose as Sarah goes to look for her sister.
"Very soon, sadly. I hope no one gets hurt this time." Kris mumbles, remembering the last time Misty left a gift for people. It had ended with several embarrassed friends and many bruises.
"I agree. I hope she doesn't do anything like last time." Lily shudders, remembering many times where Misty put all five of them in awkward situations.
"I come bearing my gift!" Misty cheers as she puts the small device on the ground with a grin.
"Oh no." Alicia mutters, her eyes wide with horror.
"How the fuck did she manage to construct a bomb?!" Kris shrieks before instructing everyone to back far away from the device, making Misty pout.
"It's not going to kill anyone!" Misty protests.
"Misty, bombs are meant for mass murder!" Kris cries out in exasperation.
"But it's not a deadly bomb. Watch.." Misty steps up to it, pressing a few buttons, a smirk on her lips as she reads the detonation, frowning when it doesn't go off when the numbers reach zero, making Kris, Alicia and Lily sigh in relief. "That's not supposed to do that." Misty pouts before kicking the device, launching it at the amused group, her aim off, making the device collide with Lord Elrond, knocking him on his ass as the device bursts into confetti, spreading it all over the poor elf.
"I am so sorry, Lord Elrond!" Lily shrieks as she and Kris run to the elf, their faces pale.
"Misty! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" Alicia screams at her friend.
"It wasn't supposed to hit Lord Elrond." Misty replies blankly, looking dumbfounded as she whips her head from between where her foot remained raised and the dazed elf.
"We should leave." Alicia mutters to Gandalf, who nods in agreement, his eyes wide.
"We should leave her behind." Boromir says.
"I'm the one person who can ensure both the success of this mission with no casualties and make it fail. Do you really want to send me away?" Misty cocks her head as she looks at Boromir with wide, falsely innocent eyes. "If you want to send me away, I could go to Sauron or Saruman and tell them everything I know." She blinks her eyes innocently.
Misty's POV
"Nevermind then." Boromir grunts, making me smile and reach into my satchel once again, pulling out a can with a grin.
"Oh no." Alicia grumbles as she tries to wrestle the can out of my hands.
"Sarah!" I call to my co-conspirator and toss her the can, which she grabs and pops open, Lily and Kris still attending to Elrond, leaving Alicia to look between the two of us before she grumbles and stalks off to talk to Lord Elrond, allowing me to grab another can and grin at Sarah as I pop the top off. Sarah and I run forward and spray Boromir mercilessly with the silly string, both of us tackling him to the ground as I drop the can on his head before grabbing some makeup out of my magic satchel and putting lipstick on him, Sarah helping me keep him still. The rest of the Fellowship watches with wide eyes as I pull out eyeshadow and smother his eyes with it.
"There. He looks pretty now, huh Sarah?" I look at my sister with an approving nod, seeing her do the same.
"Bye bye, Rivendell!" Sarah and I call, waving as we are all but kicked out of the city. Aragorn, Lily, Alicia and Kris all begin to scold us, to which falls on deaf ears as I pull out an iPod and headphones, blaring some music as I walk forward, Sarah mimicking my actions as I nuzzle my sleeping Bubbles and keeping pace with Merry and Pippin.
"What are you using?" Pippin asks.
"We're using iPods." Sarah chirps. "We can listen to music, play games, read books, and many other things on them. Oh Misty, what's your number. I have a video I want you to watch." Without another thought, I look up my number and rattle it off to her, waiting as she sends me the video. Opening the video, I pale as I witness myself dimmen the chances of Legolas having elflings and threatening him.
"You did not just show her that, did you?" Lily asks, her face pale as I begin trembling with anger. I could've gone without the knowledge that I hurt my beloved Legolas.
"I did." Sarah chirps.
"We don't want to pick up your guts. You couldn't have waited until night where she could've..." Lily gets cut off as Sarah cuts in.
"She could've stayed up all night planning revenge and leaving us to deal with a sleep-deprived and hell-bent Misty?" Sarah asks.
"Good point..." Lily agrees with a small nod.
"I CAN hear you guys, you know that, right?" I ask, listening as Gandalf talks to Aragorn about our path.
"We stick to this road for 40 days to the Misty Mountains. Let us hope the Gap of Rohan will still be open to us." Gandalf says.
"I'M NOT A DAMN MOUNTAIN!" I shriek, gaining confused looks from the Fellowship and facepalms from my friends and family.
"We did not say you were a mountain, Lady Misty." Aragorn says.
"Baka." I mutter, gaining confused looks from everyone that I shrug off. "My name is Misty. I am not a mountain. Or even a series of mountains." I stomp my foot indignently before walking ahead of everyone, muttering insults under my breath to my sleeping bundle as I approach a fallen log.
"Is she okay?" I hear Aragorn ask Lily.
"No. I just hope she'll get enough sleep before we reach one of the biggest points in our journey." Lily comments.
"How do you all know us so well?" Legolas asks.
"Well. Where we're from, your nothing but a series of books and movies." I say, cutting off any explination. "This is fantasy where we come from. Fictional. Made up."
"Are you okay?" Sarah asks. I growl in my throat and go to bite Sarah's hand, making her recoil instantly before she apologizes to me endlessly.
"SHUT UP!" I scream about twenty minutes later, scaring the crap out of anyone that wasn't listening. Meaning the male members of the Fellowship as my friends were expecting the outburst.
"Misty, go watch your anime." Lily chirps, leading Sarah away from me. Pulling out my iPod I begin coming up with pranks as I listened to a variety of music, singing some of the lyrics under my breath as I think. With a wide grin, I type some ideas, some amusing, some perverted, some possibly dangerous, and some that I'll need Sarah's help with.
"We must move on." Gandalf says, making us stand up, I start jogging ahead of the group, singing to some music as I twirl in my step, jumping over rocks and fallen trees, vaulting over Sarah after hiding.
"I'm tired." I comment off-handedly.
"We should rest." Kris agrees, smiling as I all but pass out.
"Night night mommas." I wave to Kris and Alicia before falling backwards and falling asleep on the ground, curling up around Bubbles.
"She would fall asleep on the cold hard ground..." Alicia grins.
"She's going to be up later though. She won't sleep through the night. It's only 6:30 at night. She'll be the first one up. I wonder what creative means she's going to use to wake us up in the morning." Sarah supplies before curling up next to her sister. "And I'm going to help her." She yawns, resting her head on her sister's breasts and falling asleep.