This chapter is going to have some Fem!Natsu X Gray in it so don't worry and I got some great advice from slayer of the wind believe me this person is so wicked awesome and stories are wonderful and I love them. I'm also think about having Lisanna live so tell me what you think about that.

Chapter 2 The Dragon, The Monkey, and The Bull

(This is the magic council ERA))

"Those morons from Fairy Tail have done it again! This time they destroyed half a port!" Said an oldest man on the council.

"What the hell is wrong with those people?" Said another member."

"I'm actually quite fond of those dimwits and their last fair attitude." Said and attractive guy with blue hair and a birthmark on this face.

"They maybe fools, but let's not forget they are also a very cabala bunch." Said the oldest member. "Yes that is true, it's quite the quandary." "I think we should let them be." Said the blue haired man. "After all if it wasn't for those fools think about how boring this world would be."

(Now at Fairy Tail)

"Welcome to Fairy Tail." Said Happy

"Wah..." Said Lucy who was ecstatic on the inside.

"We made it back alive!" Screamed Natsu

"We're home!"

The guild members were saying things to Natsu and Happy like. "Hey what's up Natsu? How was your mission?"

"I heard you went all out on Harujion Natsu you just had to g..." Then the bucked tooth guy got kicked in the face by a really pissed off Natsu.

"Why did you do that?" Lucy asked Natsu freaked out.

"You ass hole! You lied about that Salamander! I'm going to kick your ass!" Natsu was hulk mad.

"Hey don't get mad at me! I was just passing along a rumor I heard!" The bucked tooth guy was also mad that Natsu kicked him in this face.

"It was just a rumor!" She was really pissed off now like if the hulk and the thing had am anger baby. "You wanna fight! Let's go!" Then a bunch of tables were flipped over spilling who and what were on it. And also Lucy was dumbfounded when this was going on. "Now, now Natsu you really need to calm downnn. Aahh!" Something hit Happy and when flying like a pinball.

Their still fighting. "Oh wow, I can't believe I'm actually in Fairy Tail." Said Lucy who was really happy right now and nothing could ruin this moment for her.

"So Natsu's finally came back, Hu!? Said Gray Fulbuster (yay the love story can start: D).

"Ah!" Lucy was surprised to see this guy with nothing but his underwear on.

This is Gray Fulbuster an 18 year old with spiky black hair and his Fairy Tail mark is on his left pectoral with a necklace that looks like kind of like a cross with a blue jewel on it. And he's he has great abs, also he has a bad habit to wearing only his underwear. (Thank god he's not a girl.) "It's about time we settle this fight once in fit all, come here you lame lizard!" Gray was ready to fight her.

"Gray your clothes. Said Cana Albraona she's Fairy Tails official alcoholic who was drinking wine right now. Cana is a tall, slim, young woman with an ample bust not as big as Natsu's thought. She has long, mid-back length brown hair with varying shades of color, having been seen as bright brown, black, and, ultimately, plain brown. Two shoulder-length strands of hair frame her face, with the left one starting from a prominent, high fringe. Big brown eyes and long eye lashes.

"I don't have time for that!" *I'm going to make sure Natsu knows she's can't just destroy a town whenever and make Fairy Tail look bad!* he was mad at her because she always does this. "Come here and fight me Natsu!" Gray yelled at her.

"Not until you put some clothes on you perverted flashing freak!" She was beating up the bucked tooth guy. *God why can't Gray just put on some pants or something it's annoying fighting him in his underwear*

"It's already noon, and you boys are acting like spoiled babies." Said Elfman a muscle bound wizard who thinks you can solve any problem with two strong fists. His catchphrase is "I'm a real man! Do you want me to prove it to ya?"

"I'm am girl you jerk!" Yelled Natsu then she and Gray punched him out and Gray yelled. "Out of the way!"

"It's so noisy in here." Said Loki he is their official flirt. And while Lucy was talking to Mirajane. About how to stop this fight.

Natsu and Gray were fighting. "Well, well, well how's the perverted Popsicle doing?" Natsu said mockingly.

"Oh shut up you clumsy, fire-breathing, loser..." Then he was kicked on the back by another guild member and his hand was out and he accidentally grabbed her big breast and pulling down her bandages exposing her breasts. "Ah! Gray what the HELL!"

And Gray was thinking. 'What the hell, what's so soft and for some reason it feels nice.'

She was so angry she wanted to kill him and some of the male guild members saw and were passed out with major nose bleeds, but she re-wrapped her chest and lunged to Gray who had not yet begged her for forgiveness. He doesn't realize what he did to her, then she took off his boxers and he fell into Lucy. "Hahahaha!" Natsu was twirling this boxers and was really happy with her revenge.'That better teach him to grab my boobs and showing them to the guild.*

"Give me back my underwear JERK!" Yelled an angry Gray. Then he saw Lucy and asked her. "Excuse me miss my I please borrow your underwear." Gray asked like it was no big deal.

"Ask if!" Lucy hit him with a bat. "You all are so insensitive, a woman had needs." Said Loki who picked her up bridal-style.

Elfman punched him and said "Real men speak with their fists Loki!"

Natsu kicked him and knocked him out again. "I told you to say out of it! She yelled at them.

"It's getting so noisy in here, so much for having a drink to relax." She took out one of her cards. "That enough you guys, I suggest that you knock it off." A magic circle was around the card.

"Oh yeah! Says who?!" Yelled Gray and a magic circle was around his hand.

'Yyyyyaaaaa!"' Elfman screamed gathering rocks around his arm.

"You punks can be such a nuisance." Inquired Loki who uses ring magic.

Fire was around Natsu's fists and she said. "I'm ready for ya!" She said with excitement.

"Do they always fight like this?" Lucy asked Happy who was worried. "Yeah all the time." This was normal for him. "You don't seem worried." She was getting pretty freaked out by this.

"Will you fools stop bickering like children?" Said a big scary black giant creature thing. "Wow, He's Huge." Lucy said really scared.

And everybody in the room was frozen except Natsu. "Hahahaha, talk about a bunch of babies! I total won this round you guy..!" Then giant squished her.

"Oh I didn't know you were still here master." Said Mirajane. "Did you say, Master?" Lucy was very shocked. "Hm, well seems like we have a new recruit." Said the master in an eerie tone.

"Y-yes." Said a still frightened Lucy. Then the giant shrank down into a little old man who was not really threatening in this form. "Nice to meet ya." He said while holding his hand.

"He's tinny, is the guy really in charge here?" Lucy was still in shock, but was a little calmer. "Of course he is. Let me introduce you to the Fairy Tail guild master Makarov."

Them Makarov did a backflips to the second floor but failed at it. "You've gone and done it again, you bunch of fools! And look at how much paperwork the magic council sent me this time! This is the biggest pile of complaints yet!" Theatric council monitors all of the guilds. "Have you lost your minds? All you kids are good for is getting the higher ups mad at me!" The members were grumbling like kids. "However..." He set those papers on fire. "I say screw the magic council." He threw the fire ball and Natsu jumped and started eating it and she landed next to Gary and Elfman. "Now listen up, any power that surpasses reason still comes from reason right? Magic is not some kind if miraculous power, it's a talent that only works when the flow of energy inside of us and the flow of energy in the natural world are in prefect alignment. To preform magic one must have the ability to focus and a strong mind it should take over your being and pour out if your soul. It all we worry about is rules and regulations then well never progress. Don't let those blowhards on the magic council scare you. Follow the path you believe in!" "Cause that's what makes the Fairy Tail guild number ONE!" Everybody was really happy and inspired by Makarov's speech.

Lucy and Mirajane were talking. "My Mirajane can I ask you something?"

"Sure what is it?"

"Who's that guy Natsu is fighting with now?"

"Oh that's Gray. He and Natsu fight all the time." Mirajane explained while looking for the guild marker maker. "You see Gray and Natsu fight all the time... But I think it's really cute."

"What do you mean?" Said Lucy confused.

"I think they actually are meant to with each other, but their just too scared to admit to the other, but I think it there meant to be together, hey Lucy do you wanna help me set them up it would be really fun."

"Wait, how do you know they like each other?" Said Lucy who was skeptical about this. "We'll you see ever since they meet they would always get into a fight, and haven't you ever heard whenever two people like each other they will fight each other to no end." (I'm sorry if you don't like the speech I'm not really good at this part)

"Um how would we do that?" Asked Lucy who was skeptical about at first. "I know! You should go and talk to Natsu about it and see if she confides in you about it." Mirajane was their Cupid.

And while Lucy and Mirajane were talking Natsu and Gray were arguing again.

"Hey Natsu! What the HELL is your problem." Gray yelled at her for the boxer incident earlier.

"What the hell are you talking about ice for brains!?" Natsu yelled back.

"When you took my boxers! Dose that ring any bells for you stupid!" Gray way really mad.

"Hey I only did that because you grabbed my breasts and tore off my bandages showing them to the guild. So don't be mad at me because you're a perv!" Natsu said while crossing her arms over her chest, kind of embarrassed by that and angrily blushing.

'So that's why I felt something extremely soft during the fight.' Gray stared to feel bad about that and was blushing slightly'. "Oi, um Natsu I'm sorry about that." He was sincerity sorry.

"It's fine can we just never mention it again, now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go look for a job. So see yea later Popsicle head. "

(Whenever one of their fights gets out of hand he will be nice and apologize.) *Hm, man this girl will never change* though Gray with a hint of joy in it.

"Ah, here it." Mirajane was holding out the stamper with the Fairy Tail. "Now wear do you want your mark?" Mirajane asked Lucy.

"I want it on my hand, please." She said nicely. Then Mirajane stamped it want it was pink. "Their now you're an official member of the Fairy Tail guild." Said Mirajane who was happy for her. "Natsu, take a look! I got Fairy Tail's mark!" Lucy said happily running to Natsu.

"Yeah that's nice welcome to the guild, Luigi." Said Natsu.

"The names Lucy!" She was mad.

(This is the request board, this is where wizards can pick jobs and Mirajane was doing the dishes)

"Make sure you pick a job with a big reward Natsu." Happy inquired.

"Wow! 16,000 jewel to get rid of some thieves!" Natsu said with enthusiasm. "Sounds good to me!" Said Happy

"Has my dad come back yet? "A little kid's voice asked the master.

"You're starting to get on my nerves, Romeo." Said Makarov. Natsu was over hearing the conversation between Romeo and Makarov. "You're a wizard's son, have faith in your dad and wait patiently for him."

"But sir, he said he would be back in three days. And he's been gone for over a week now!" Yelled Romeo.

"If I remember correctly he took the job on Mt. Hakobe."

"Yeah and it's not too far from here so why won't anyone go look for him!" He yelled.

"Listen kid, your old mans a wizard and like everybody in this guild he can't take care of himself!" Makarov said harshly. "Now go home. Have some milk and cookies and WAIT!"

Then Romeo hit him. "JERK! I hate you all!" Romeo ran away crying.

"That's gotta be tough." Lucy said sadly.

"I know it sounds like the master doesn't care, but he really is worried." Said Mirajane who was also worried. The Natsu hit the request board almost breaking it. And starts walking out the door.

"What do you think you're doing? You almost broke the board Natsu." Said another guy who always stays at the board never picking a job.

"This doesn't look good master. You know how she can be, she's going up to Mt. Hakobe to save Marco." "When is that kid ever going to grow up?" Said the bucked tooth guy she beat up.

"Who knows going after Marco isn't going to anything except hurt this pride."

"Remember Nab, we can chose another's path, just let her be." Said Makarov.

"Why did Natsu get so upset?" Lucy asked worriedly.

"Probably because she and Romeo are a lot alike." Mirajane said and Matsu caught up with Romeo and patted his head and gave him a look that she WAS without a doubt was going to bring back his father.

"How are they alike, Mira?" Lucy asks her curiously. "I think Natsu should be the one to tell you. And if you ask her she probably will tell you." Mirajane inquired.

"Ok, I'm going to ask her right now! By guys!" Lucy started to run after Natsu. "Hey Natsu wait up! Can you please slow down?" Lucy yelled to Natsu.

"Hu, oh hey Lucy you need something?" Natsu asks confused.

"Yeah. I wanna come... with you." Lucy panted.

Then Natsu smiled and said. "Okay, if you can keep up with us."

Them Lucy smiled and said. "Don't worry I will."

"Good," Natsu grabbed her in a nice way and said. "Come on then let's go!"

(While going to Mt. Hakobe this is before the carriage ride to get their)

'Man this is awkward, what should I say to her. Ok I'll just ask her about it ok take a deep breath and ask." Lucy thought trying to get the confidence to ask. "Um Natsu." Lucy asks timidly.

"Yeah what is it? Are you alright?" Natsu asked and Happy was sleeping on her chest.

"Oh, yeah in fine I just want to ask you a question." Lucy was still timid.

"Okay, what's your question?" She said like it was fine.

"Um why did you get to upset when Makarov said to wait for this dad?" Natsu suddenly had a sad look on her face. "I'm sorry you don't have to answer if you don't..."

Natsu interrupted her. "No it's fine. I actually started to wonder when you'd ask me that," Natsu started to chuckle a little. "We'll you see, you remember why I went to Harjion."

"Yeah, you said you were looking for a fire dragon, Igneel right?"

"Yeah, we'll he is actually my dad." Natsu explained.

"W-what!" Lucy then fell anime style.

"You were really raised by an actually dragon!" She was seriously freaked out because dragons are really rare.

"Yeah where did you think I learned my Dragon Slayer magic from Happy?" Natsu was snickering at that.

"That still doesn't really answer my question." Said Lucy,

Natsu was looking at the ground and her expression was really sad. "We'll you see. When I was a little older than Romeo when Igneel left me and I haven't seen him since then and whenever I hear that I can help someone not feel the way I felt when Igneel left me I'll do it in a heartbeat." Said a serious Natsu.

"Wow I never would have guessed that Natsu was raised by a dragon and he just left her, that's so awful.* Lucy thought and she looked kind of sad.

"Hey don't worry about it Lucy, I know for a fact that one day I WILL see Igneel again, so don't be sad." Natsu said with a smile and that made Lucy smile as well.

"Ok, Natsu thanks for sharing that with me."

"No problem Lucy you're my friend so why wouldn't I tell you."

That made Lucy really happy to hear and then Lucy gave her a hug. And that woke up Happy. "Aye, good afternoon Natsu and Lucy." Said a Happy that was still kind of tired and was yawning.

"Hey Happy, how was your sleep." Asked Natsu.

"It was great. I had a dream that I was eating a gigantic salmon, it was totally awesome." Happy said with a smile.

"Wow that sounds so cool!"

'These two may be a little strange but they are really kind, and I think I'm really going to like them.'

(Now there are on the carriage pulled by the pig things)

Natsu was lying down on the seat, her motion sickness was back :(.

"Wow you do have a serious case of motion don't you. It's just another reason to feel sorry for you." Lucy said mockingly.

"Hey what's that suppose too mea... Ugh." Natsu said who felt insulted and sick at the same time.

"Oh, nothing forget I said anything." Said Lucy.

"Hey Natsu." "Hm." Natsu barely look up at Lucy.

"Um what's your relationship with Gray?" Lucy asks nervously not wanting to upset her.

"I'll answer that for her." Said Happy. "She and Gray are extreme rivals, they fight all the time, and it's actually really funny." Said Happy who was snickering, then the carriage stopped moving. "ALL RIGHT we stopped moving!" Natsu was super happy about that.

"This is as far as I can take you." Said the driver. It was a blizzard outside and it was bad.

"Were the heck are we Natsu! It's a frozen waist land! "Yelled Lucy "Why is it so cold? I know we're on a mountain but it's the middle of summer!" She was still yelling.

"That's what you get for wearing light clothing." Natsu said.

"Oh please. Your one to talk. You're barely wearing a shirt! Now give me that blanket!" Lucy yelled.

"Boy she just keeps on talking, hu." Natsu said kind of annoyed.

"Oh I know, Open gate of the clock constellation Horologium." She summoned a clock and went inside of it.

"A clock? Wow." Natsu impressed.

"That's is so cool!" Said Happy Lucy starts talking and we can hear her but them the clock talks for her, and she also got the blanket.

"She says. I'm staying in here and I'm not coming out. She inquires" says the clock.

"Then why did you tag along?" Asked Natsu. "What kind of job would force Marco to come to a place like this? She inquires."

"You should an asked that before you came with us." Natsu said irritated. "We went to slay a Vulcan, it's a big monster." Natsu explained.

"I want to go back to the guild. She proclaims." Said the clock.

"Go ahead and be my guest! I say back." Now Natsu was annoyed and mimicking the clock. "Aye!" Said the cat

"Marco, Marco where are you!" Yelled Natsu and Happy looking for their friend. Then a HUGE monkey attacked them, then it sniffed the air and said. "Me like human women!" The Vulcan said to Natsu then he smelled the air again and ran over to Lucy and said the exact same thing. Then Natsu used her magic and it hit to her hand.

"So this think can talk hu." Natsu said with excitement she was going to kick this guy's ass. "Don't just stand there and help me! She yells furiously." Said the clock. The Vulcan picked up the clock and stared running with it.

(Near the summit if Mt. Hakobe)

"How did I get myself into this mess? And what's with the giant monkey? And why is he so excited? She asked tearfully."

"I wished I could have gotten two women but one is alright." Said the Vulcan.

Then the clock disappeared and Lucy was freaking out. "Where did you go Horologium?! Don't you dare leave me?" Lucy said in a panic. "My time is up sorry." Said the clock.

"Give me an extension please!" Lucy was begging and the Vulcan was staring at her.

Then Natsu came running in and yelled"Hey you big ape! Where's Marco? Tell me!" Then she slipped on some ice and fell and the Vulcan saw and was happy another pretty human was there.

"That was so not cool, why does she feel the need to make an entrance all the time." Lucy was annoyed.

"Spill it monkey, were is my friend!" Natsu demanded, and she was on her head and the monkey loved that because he got a really nice view of her chest. Then Lucy ran over to Natsu. "Hey you understand me right? He's a human man. Now tell me where he is!" Natsu yelled impatiently.

"Man?" The Vulcan was confused.

"Yeah! We're are you hiding him!" Natsu yelled pointing a finger at the pervy monster. "Don't you think your jumping to conclusions?" Lucy was dumbfounded for like the 5th time today and thinking that she's insane.

"Man!" He knows and is telling Natsu were to look.

"Yeah, over their?!" Natsu said. She ran over there. "Marco!" Then the Vulcan pushed her off the mountain. "Monkey!" She was telling as she went down.

"Natsu!" Yelled a scared Lucy. "To bad she cute. But you do!" Said the pervy monkey.

"This is bad news! She can't survive out their!" Lucy was worried about her friend. "Natsu!" Said Lucy

"Women, women!" The monkey was chanting.

"All right you pervy monkey. I'm you're going down!" Said Lucy who was mad. "Open gate of the golden bull! Taurus!" Taurus looks like a big man except he's a bull with an axe on this back. "I should warn you Taurus is the strongest celestial sprit I have a contract with." Lucy warned.

"Oh wow Miss Lucy I almost forgot what I nice figure you have. Why don't you come and give me a smooch." Said Taurus "Oh yeah I almost forgot he's a big perv to." Lucy said annoyed. "No touch my woman!" Said the Vulcan. "

To be continued...

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