Tayuya swore she had walked past this tree a million times, sadly she ninja sucked at directions and couldn't tell if she did or not. She slashed it with a kuni and kept walking. What the hell! There was the tree again only with no tick mark. Meanwhile up in said tree was a black weasel with red beady eyes. "Damn Yukon getting me fucking lost..." She pulled out her flute and started playing a tune.

Itachi followed her jumping from branch to branch. Who is this girl? Itachi thought to himself. His jutsu was taking quite the toll on his eyesight and just then he fell out of his tree.

"The FUCK was that!" Tayuya exclaimed whipping around. She looked down and saw a black weasel. She picked up the Itachi weasel and inspected him. "You clumsy fucker must have fallen from a tree." She stated as she started healing his frail weasel body. When she got to his eyes she gasped. "Your blind!" She could easily heal animals so she tried to go and heal his eyes when suddenly a POOF! Was sounded and she was being crushed by something. She did the only thing logical in this situation as she saw it was a man pinning her. "You mother FUCKER!" She screamed at him. "Your crushing my flute!" Okay, maybe shes not a logical person.

Itachi blinked at her. She swears more than Hidan. His eyesight was a little better thanks to her and he could actually see the cussing ninja up close. She was way more beautiful up close.

"Who do you think you are?" she yelled, "Get offa me!" Itachi got up and streched out his hand to her.

"I am sorry." He responded. He noticed her looking around. "What are you looking for?" Itachi asked, his curiosity getting the best of him.

"There was a blind ass ferret, did you land on him and squash him with your fat ass?" Tayuya said defiantly. Itachi twitched. Shes looking for me? Did she really say my ass is fat? I don't really have an ass let alone a fat one...

"I did not sit on a ferret I am the ferret and as you can see I am not blind." She reached out a hand and hovered over his eyes with a glowing green hand. She looked at him confused then.

"Your eyesight sucks." She stated well turning towards the path in the woods. "Would you mind escorting me to the nearest road?" Tayuya asked politely. "I'm fucking lost." She said bluntly.

"What are you doing out here anyways?" He asked releasing the genjustu.

"None of your fucking business..." She said. He noticed her walking funny. He stopped and activated his sharringan. "You have the sharringan, your not the first person I've seen with it, your not very scary."

"Was it my brother Sasuke who raped you then?" He asked angry. Sasuke would never rape a girl. He hoped.

"No!" She yelled at him. "...It was not Sasuke..." She said above a whisper. "He helped me once."

Flashback

"Let go of me!" Tayuya screamed at Kidomaru. He was trying to rape her again. "Awe TayTay you know you like it." She fought even harder as he took off his pants. Next thing she knew Kidomaru was off her and she was being scoped off the floor. It was to dark to see and it didn't help that she was crying heavily. She got set on a bed and felt a blanket being tucked around her. "Your safe now." A voice said. Exhausted she fell asleep. When she woke up she found that she was in Sasuke's room. Said ninja sleeping on the floor. Who would of thought he was a nice guy. She thought. She grabbed one of his Ts off the floor and a pair of shorts and went into his bathroom and took a shower. In the middle of her shower she heard someone come in and then out quickly. When the door shut she peeked out and saw some cloths of hers replaced by the ones she took of Sasuke's. She got dressed and walked into the bedroom.

"If that happens again you can come here." Sasuke said emotionless. He was wearing ninja pants but no shirt. Tayuya went red. "They shouldn't be doing that to you." Tayuya stood there frozen. Nobody has ever been this nice to her except Kimmimaru but now he's dead.

"Thank you." She said bowing. "Ill leave you alone now." She went to leave. "I'm sorry to be a bother to you." Sasuke was in front of her in a flash.

"Hn." He replied. "You are always welcome here Tayuya-chan."

Present time

That was a week earlier. She looked up from her flashback to see Itachi staring at her. "What the hell do you want?"

Itachi scowled. "Who raped you?"Itachi was getting pretty irritated. He wanted to make the people who hurt the fowl mouthed girl pay. He could not stand men that didn't respect women.

Next Chapter Spoiler: Ass's getting served!

Me: I do not own Naruto. MK (authors initials) does.

Itachi: Zarea does not know how to spell the others name.

Me: Shut the fuck up Itachi!

Itachi: You swear as much as Tayuya and Hidan...

Me: hahaha yup ^.^

Itachi: can you finish up now?

Me: Please review and all that stuff and I'll give you a little Itachi weasel in a tree.

Itachi: -Drags Zarea away- You will do nothing of the sort.

Me: sorry guys Itachi refuses maybe Hidan's good twin who always wears a shirt and believes in god?

Hidan: If there was such a person I'd have killed him.

Me: FUCK IT! heres a cookie to my fans.

Tobi: -takes cookie and eats it-

Me: -.- damned Akatsuki...sorry fans you get nothing but another chapter.