Curse of Curves- Cute is What We Aim For.

"I want someone provocative and talkative
But it's so hard when you're shallow as a shower
And from what I've heard with skin you'll win

Her bone structure screams
"Touch her! Touch her!"
And she's got the curse of curves"

I made mental patches on the wall I'd strategically built. If the Cullen's, mostly Emmett, could make such a dent in my wall after one day, I'd need to stay away from them.

I flopped down onto my bed and closed my eyes until the doorbell rang.

Trouble Follows

-Chapter Two-

I got off the bed and descended the stairs in what seemed like one stride. When I finally opened the door, Alice barreled in.

"Hey Rose!"

"Hi Alice."

"So, you going to show me this closet or not?" I'm grateful she didn't ask why I'd left. I shrugged and started climbing stairs. Alice followed right behind me. We came to my room quickly and I led her to the closet and opened the door.

She dropped the shit was holding along with her jaw. "Fuck Rose! Your closet is like designer avenue!" I chuckled because she was right. "It's gorgeous!" I watched as she fondled my clothes and held my shoes like they were babies.

"Rose, I have decided this, you are now my best friend. No ifs, ands, or buts about it." I wanted to disagree, but I just couldn't. There was something about Alice that made you accept her even if you didn't want to.

"Okay." She rolled her eyes and looped her arm through mine. "Give me a tour of your lovely house."

"Well, this is my room of course." "Duh silly. Next?" I led her to my favorite room in the house. I loved old video games and had just about every game station there is. We walked through the white double doors into the arcade.

"Holy shit. Emmett is going to flip! He fucking loves video games!" I rolled my eyes at the mention of her brother.

"Whatever. What time is it?" She pulled her cell phone out. "It's 6:47. And Edward wants to know what dinner is. He is such an annoying asshole sometimes. What do we want for dinner anyways?"

Grow some balls and tell her to leave you alone! "I don't--" Her phone started ringing. Stupid little bong hit ring tone. "What you oaf?"

"I swear to god if you're fucking with me I'm going to kick your big ass."

"Well fuck, we're coming." She hung up and looked at me.

"Emergency at my house. You coming?" Like I had a choice. Midget was bossy. I nodded and followed her out my front door and down the street a few houses.

Emmett was sitting on the porch. "I swear it smells like somebody fucking massacred some smurfs or some shit." I had to bite my lip to hold back my chuckle.

"What happened?"

"It looks like some pipes burst upstairs and the shit leaked down. Now most of the rooms downstairs are soggy and shit. It's nasty as fuck."

"Well fuck. Dad's at that conference in Miami and Mom has that shit in Paris for the next two weeks. What are we going to do?"

Don't do it Rose. Don't. "You guys can stay with me."

"No way Rose, we don't want to intrude."

"Bullshit. I have 14 bedrooms and only one person in the house. Just salvage all the shit you can and bring it over."

They looked at each other. "I'm down. I just want to let you know, I sleep naked and drink like a fish." I scoffed. No way his ass was sleeping naked in my house. Too tempting.

"No way to the naked part, as for the drinking, I don't give a fuck. I drink like a fish too."

"Well alright then. I'll go salvage some stuff. We can have a 'our house is ruined' party!" I shrugged and watched him hold his nose and run into their house.

"Oh! Why don't we call Bella and Jasper? Turn it into a real party."

"Go for it. I'm going to change out of this. You coming?" She shook her head.

"I'm going to try and get some of my clothes if they aren't too ruined."

"Okay. The front doors unlocked anyways." What the fuck did I sign myself up for?

I was so busy thinking I didn't even notice I was in my closet. I choose an Alice Cooper tee and a jean skirt. Nothing fancy, I wasn't trying to be sexy. Shit, if anything I made myself look worse. I changed the heels to some silver ones I found hiding in a corner. I was checking myself out when I heard someone burst through the door singing "Ain't no party like a ruined house party, cause a ruined house party don't stop" I found myself at the top of the stairs looking down at Emmett holding a duffel bag.

"Damn Rosie, you gotta nice crib."

"It serves its purpose." Behind him, the rest of the crew filed through the door. Edward and Bella looked like they were really digging each other. Shit, even Alice and Jasper were hitting it off.

"Hey Rosalie, thank you for letting us stay with you. Your generosity will not go unrewarded." The first words Edward say to me actually make me a little happy.

"Well you guys can stay down here if you want, but I'm going to the arcade." I laughed at Alice's eagerness.

"Shit, theres an arcade?!" Alice nodded and Emmett and Alice shot upstairs. I followed them, hoping Emmett wouldn't break anything. "You guys can come on up too." Everyone else followed me.

Alice and Emmett were racing each other on Need For Speed: Carbon. Emmett was actually winning too.

"Dude, Rose you are a fucking god. This place is bomb."

We all just sat around and watched those two play until we were bored out of our minds.

"Shit, I don't know about you guys but I'm tired of this shit. Who wants to light up?" Alice shot up.

"Jasper! You've been holding out on us?!" He ran his fingers through his hair.

"I guess so. I didn't know if you new kids were into this shit or not."

"Hell yeah we are! Well maybe not Edward but me and Emmett will party with you."

Emmett jumped in. "Yeah bro. How dare you judge us!" He pretended to be offended while Jasper shook his head and laughed.

"Well damn. I'll be right back." Jasper shot out of his seat and I could hear him barreling down the stairs. Just as soon as he left he was back with a meticulously rolled joint.

Now normally, I'm not one for weed. It makes my hair smell horrible, but tonight was a special occasion. A small part of my conscious was hoping that if I smoked it would loosen my inhibitions, I would sleep with Emmett and get this shit out of my system.

We formed a circle which even Bella and Edward joined. "Dude, it feels like were in That 70's show. I'm Kelso, hands down."

"Whatever you big idiot. Who's got a lighter?" Emmett dug around in his pocket and pulled one out. Alice took the first hit which ended up in her having a coughing fit. "Damn Jazz, that's some good shit!" She passed it around the circle to Emmett, then Edward, then Bella, and now me.

I took in a hit and let the smoke settle in my lungs, closing my eyes and imagining myself someplace far away. Some place like Antarctica. I exhaled, but as soon as the smoke left my body I felt empty.

"Edward! I think my brain's falling out of my head!" I couldn't help but roll my eyes at Bella's over-dramatics, but then again, this was probably the first time she'd ever smoked. She'd probably never drank before either. She was doing all of this to impress Edward, who looked like he was only doing it to impress her.

Oh what a tangled web we weave. Emmett looked like a puppy, all harmless and cute. I wanted to crawl up in his lap. Alice was leaning against Jasper on the couch laughing at something stupid. It felt like I was floating in a cloud. A big cloud of happiness. But was it the weed or the company?

"Damn it, I'm hungry. What do you have to eat in this fucking palace of your's?"

I shook my head. "I only buy enough shit for me. I don't have anything here."

Alice shot up like and exclamation point. "Let's go to Walmart. That's like one of the most fun stores ever. Let's go. Right now. Come on." I shrugged. It would be like an adventure.

"I've got a car that will fit us all. Any objections?" Everyone stood, shaking their heads. "Alright then, lets go."

We traveled downstairs and to the garage like a pack of animals, I was in the lead. I grabbed the key's labeled 10 and walked down to the tenth spot.

"Damn. This car is gangster as fuck." Emmett has such a way with words. A 2009 Black Escalade was the car he was talking about, and yes the car is gangster as fuck. I walked to the drivers side but was stopped by that big hulk of a man. "I think I should drive." "And why the fuck is that?"

"Well, I have more experience driving while intoxicated." I rolled my eyes but handed over the keys. It was the dimples, I swear.

We all climbed in and I was stuck in the passengers seat next to Emmett. "Damn. This car is nice."

"Can you say one sentence without cursing?" I know I probably sounded like his mother, but it annoyed me a little.

"Why yes Rose, I can." I have never felt the urge to punch and person and kiss a person at the same time, but Emmett made me want to.

We pulled out of my garage and the car was eerily silent. "Yo Eddie, give me your iPod. A car this hot needs to be driven to some PAC or Biggie."

I was surprised that Edward actually handed it over and was even more surprised when "Big Poppa" came on. Edward just didn't seem like the type to have rap on his iPod. Nonetheless, we were all nodding our heads and Emmett was rapping along.

I don't care who you are, Biggie could make you feel like a fucking G. We pulled into a big parking lot and my mouth dropped. So this was Walmart? I'd never been here before. It looked tacky.

Emmett found us a parking space and we walked inside in our little pairs. Emmett and Alice both grabbed carts and dragged us to the food center. We all started throwing food into the carts. Donuts, icing, funfetti cake mix.

Did we look suspicious? Probably. Did we give a flying fuck? Nah, we were too busy buying shitloads of junk food.

By the time we'd filled up our two carts, it was around 10 and we had school tomorrow. I still wanted booze and I was running dangerously low. We checked out and piled back into the Escalade, but this time I was driving.

"Rosie, where are we going?" "Just ride bitches." I was so freaked out that I could be so friendly with these people. It was a quick drive to James' place of business. James was just an all around dirty guy, drugs, whores, anything illegal, he was into.

I pulled onto the side of the street. "You guys stay in here. I'm going to get us some party favors." I winked at Emmett and got out of the car. I strutted across the street and nodded towards Laurent, James' right hand man. "Nice to see you again Rosalie."

"Wish I could say the same." He even looked hurt. Did he expect me to be nice? No, I'm here for business. He let me inside and I went straight to James in his office. He looked up as soon as I walked through the door. "Ahh, Rosalie. What can I do for you?"

"I'm out. I need my usual, times 3. Can you handle that?"

"Of course I can. What exactly do you need it for?"

"I don't see how that concerns you."

"Well Rose, this is my business, and what you plan to do with the shit I provide you with is also my business."

"I'm just having a few friends over." He stared at me intently for a few moments. "Fine. I'll have Laurent take it to your car. Shall I put it on your tab?" He pressed some stupid button on his phone and I could hear Laurent on the other side. "Triple the normal. Take it to her car." I shrugged and turned to walk out of the office, before I could James had a hold of my wrist. "You know Rose, you could get all of this anytime you want if... Well, I do need a new bitch on the side."

I turned so that I was facing him and looked directly in his eyes. I made sure I had eye contact before I let a large amount of spit fly in his face. A look of pure rage flashed across his face. My look was just the same. He raised a hand to slap me but before he could I'd kicked him across his face and smiled when I heard the sickening crunch of bone.

I'd broken his nose with my stiletto. Hell fucking yeah. "Bye James." I said it happily and walked out of there with James' pride in my back pocket.

Laurent had just finished loading the Escalade when I got there. James had probably phoned him or whatever the fuck they used and I was expecting to have to kick his ass too. Instead, he just smiled and shook his head. I climbed into the drivers side and looked down. "Fuck, I ruined my shoes." There was blood all over my right one. I frowned and sighed.

"Rose, are you bleeding?" Alice was pointing to a small amount of blood trickling down my arm. I took my perfectly manicured finger and wiped it away. I pulled my finger up to my nose. "Nope, not mine." I looked to Emmett and he was staring at me. "What?" He snapped out of it and shook his head, not looking away though.

I wiped the blood off on a tissue that had been laying around. We got home in record time. I had adrenaline pumping and was happy as fuck, ready to party. But I had a question first.

After we'd unloaded the stuff and pigged out, we ended up in my room, on my bed watching some stupid documentary on humpback whales. "Bella, isn't your dad the police chief or something?"

"Yup. Why?"

"You aren't going to get in trouble for hanging out with a mischievous bunch of hooligans like us are you?" Edwards question, not mine. "No. Charlie doesn't care. Besides, he's gone fishing until late Sunday."

Hmm. When daddy's away, the children will play. We sat in silence for a few seconds before Emmett had to break it."I want booze. Rose?"

I rolled off the bed and grabbed a new pair of heels from my closet. I pulled them on and walked back into the room. "To the bar!" I pointed in no general direction and marched to the bar downstairs, Emmett following closely. I'd already put the stuff I'd gotten from James down here.

"What do we want?" I stood behind the bar while everyone else sat on the stools, well everyone except Edward and Bella, who were sitting on the love seat next to the fireplace.

"I want TEQUILA!"

"How do you want it Mr. Cullen? I've got limes and salt, I can make it in a margarita, you can have it in a shot glass. Which one will it be?"

"Just give me the bottle babe." I handed it over surprisingly and moved on to Jasper and Alice.

"What would you guys like?"

They looked at each other and said simultaneously "Jager Bombs."

I pulled out a few cans of red bull and Jager and handed it over. As for me, I was going all out tonight. The real reason I had to go to James, Absinthe.

He had the best on this side of the world and I payed a pretty penny for it too. I set the bottle on the bar and Emmett's eyes almost popped out of his head. "You've got fucking Absinthe?! Isn't that shit illegal or something?"

"Or something. Would you like some?"

"Fuck yeah, doesn't this shit make you hallucinate?"

"Depends on the amount of Thujone." I raised the bottle to my lips and chugged most of the bottle, leaving little for Emmett.

He looked a little in awe and finished it off without flinching. I decided to get the virgins drunk too.

I took two drinks to them and they looked like they were fucking bombs. "Here. This is sex on the beach, drink it, have fun."

Bella eyed it and finally grew some balls and took a sip. She looked surprised. "This is really good Rose." I left them to their own devices and returned to my Emmett. Whoa. My Emmett? Absinthe slip.

"I'm going for a walk Papu. Papu. I like it, it can be your nickname. So Papu, would you like to come on a walk with me?"

Emmett had already finished half of the bottle of tequila "Sure as shit. Kiko. You look like a Kiko. So I'm Papu and you're Kiko." He brought his bottle but I didn't need anything else. I was already more than fucked thanks to the Absinthe.

I decided it would be better if we didn't walk around the neighborhood because neighbors are bitches, so I just walked to the backyard.

"Aww Kiko, look at that bush! It's so cute. It can be Frederick." He stumbled over to Frederick and tried to lean on his but instead fell into him.

"KIKO! FRED"S TRYING TO EAT ME! STOP HIM. Noooo, it's too late. Call my mom, tell her I love her!" I was clutching my stomach, doubled over in laughter. What made it extra funny was that my poor Emmett actually thought Frederick was trying to eat him. I walked over and tried to pull him out but fell on top of him instead.

"Fuck. I can't get up." "Neither can I." So we just lay there. Staring up at the sky. I don't know what made me do it, but I kissed him. And he kissed me back. It was nice, not that I thought it would be horrible.

But it also ended as quickly as it started and a silence fell upon us.

"Kiko?"

"Yeah?"

"I think Fred's gay. He's touching my butt." I resumed my hysterical laughter and at that moment, Fred's branches decided to give out and Papu and I rolled onto the ground.

"Whoa." I held my head and tried to stand but didn't succeed. Papu didn't either so I didn't feel that bad. I finally found a tree to prop myself up with and pulled myself off the ground.

"Let's go inside before Fred and his friends gang up on us." I grabbed Emmett's hand and pulled him through the side door and into the storage room connected to the bar.

I think we gave Jasper a heart attack when we burst through the door. He literally jumped off of his stool. Emmett and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

"Fred tried to eat us Jasper and he's totally into Kiko."

"He's the one that grabbed your ass."

Jasper looked totally confused. "Who the fuck is Fred?"

I shook my head vigorously and turned to Emmett. "We can't tell him. Fred's incognito."

Emmett's eye's widened and he nodded. "Um Rose, I think you guys should go ahead and go to sleep. We have school in about" He looked down at his watch. "Four hours." Where did all of our time go? I shook the thought off and pulled Emmett up to his guest room.

I was going to go back to my room but he called to me as soon as I turned around.

"What?"

He pushed himself against me and his lips crashed into mine. I guess this was my chance to salvage whatever plan I had earlier and fuck him and get it over with.

I broke our kiss and pulled his shirt over his head. I stared at his muscles in awe before he pulled my shirt off, leaving me in nothing but a purple bra and my skirt. I think it's purple. It looked purply to me.

I resumed kissing until he broke it off this time.

"Waittt. Kiko, I don't want to do this."

"I dunno. I just want you for more than this."

For some reason, that just sounded so fucked up to me. What else did he want me for? Money? My liquor connections? I scoffed and shook my head before I pulled my shirt back over my head.

"Whatever Papu. I thought you weren't an asshole."

"I didn't mean it like that Kiko!"

I didn't listen, I was already out the door and too drunk to reason. I went to my room and locked the door. I kicked out my heels only because they were annoying me at the moment and climbed into bed.

Fucking Emmett. My head hurt. Really bad, and not just from the alcohol.

I don't like people, but when I'm with these people, it just seems right. What the fuck is going on?

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