Once upon a time there were three All-American gangsters names Mello, Matt and Near.
One day, a princess named L walked up to them.
"Give me pudding." he demanded.
"We're out," Near stated. L thought.
"If you go and get me some I'll grant you each one wish." So the gangsters agreed. As they looked for the pudding, they found out Near had some in his shoe, so Mello shot him.
L picked up the pudding and began eating it.
"Ow, shoe pudding gives me a tummy ache." Then Near got back up.
"What are you, an alien?!" Matt asked.
"Yes."
"Oh! Oh! I have my wish!" Mello exclaimed.
"Shoot."
"I wish to be s duck!" he declared. L took out his magic want and turned Mello into a duck. Who loved crackers.
But the alien happened to eat ducks, so he ate Mello.
Then L's best friend Princess Light -who was secretly in the army- poofed into the scene. Before L could say anything, Light shot the gangsters with magical bullets so Near died as well.
"WTF!?" L yelled. "They were going to give me pudding!"
"Hey! There are diamonds in his shoe!" Light pointed to Near. L took them and he and Light lived happily ever after.