A/N: Yes, I know, it's been forever, but here it is - the ungreat, the smelly, and the unexpected, next chapter. As a courtesy to others, please keep your cellphones turned off or at least on vibrate until the end. Thank You.

The Girl With the Strange Tattoo

Envae was a very ostentatious teenager, not very modest in public. She wasn't a hooker or anything, but liked to show off and make out frequently with her boyfriend James. Envae may have even gone to the extent of saying she was the hottest chick in the school. But when she saw that man come down the non-fiction isle, her heart nearly exploded.

"Poltergeist!" Envae yelled, using her odd tactics to make her seem like she was NOT making out when she was supposed to be researching. "You wanted a book on ghosts right?" the teen asked her lover, silently apologizing after accidentally smacking him in the face while covering for them.

"Uh... oh, yeah! Thanks!" James thanked, looking extremely sheepish with the embarrassed expression in his features.

The new comer chuckled, old memories seeming to sparkle in his eyes. "Don't worry, I'm not a teacher. But I highly recommend the elevator."

Envae smirked at the hot guy in the blues-brothers-type outfit – minus the glasses and fedora of course – and flipped her bangs back from her face. "Thanks, Mr... uh-" she started.

"Call me Dean."

"Thanks Dean,"she held out a hand. "I'm Envae, and this is my boyfriend, James."

Dean took her hand and shook it lightly, then repeated the gesture with her boyfriend.

"So, uh, what brings you to this shit-hole of a town?" James asked, clearly interested in why a random man showed up at a random high school.

"F.B.I.," he replied, showing them his badge and thanking God that he actually had his real first name on the id. "My partner and I are checking into the 'incidents' happening here at the school."

The second Dean said that last word, Sam rounded the corner, a "hurry your ass up!" look on his face.

Envae nodded, clearly not believing a word coming out of his mouth. "Well, if you need any help, I'll be around. Nice meetin' you 'Agent' Page."

Walking past the brothers, Envae exited the isle, James right on her tail. As soon as they were out of earshot, Dean let out a huge breath that had holed itself up in his lungs. "That was weird..."

Okay, so how'd I do? I know its a horrible excuse for barely any writing, but as usual, criticism is highly appreciated, even if it does end in the flying tacos of death.

~ Maela