Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Mira (Ukidae) is mine while Kaze is Kaze Hatake's.

Kaze POV

After Ukidae had finished terrorizing the students we sat down. While we were sitting and waiting for the bell to ring I got lost in a memory.

FLASHBACK NO JUTSU:

"So… now that I've answered your questions will you answer some of mine?" Mira asked.

I nodded, "Yeah… well? What do you want to know?"

"Favorite color? Any pets? Favorite animal? Favorite food?" Mira asked.

"Ok… I'll try to answer those in order, my favorite color… actually I have three, Black silver and red. I have several pets, ill only name a few, a pug named Pakkun, a bulldog named Bull, a snake named hiss, (anyone ever seen the cartoon robin hood? The one with the fox? I you have you'll understand the name hiss.) A red wolf named crimson, a black wolf with shiny strands of silver hair and ice blue eyes named Orion, and a lion named Leo. I have a few birds too but the only one I'll name is a yellow cockatiel named Jesse. My favorite animal is a tie between wolves and dolphins. And my favorite food is hamburger in anything." I answered.

"Oh cool I ha…"

FLASHBACK END:

I was knocked out of my memory when dad threw his book at me.

"Kaze Tanaka Hatake! Pay attention or I'll call your mother and have her bring IT!" Dad yelled.

I looked up everyone's eyes were on me, Ukidae was trying so hard not to laugh. I looked up at my father and said in a monotone voice, "You call and have mom bring IT and you sure as hell won't get your book back later tonight." I checked the cover, "sweet! This is the one I needed to finish!" I opened to the page I was last on and buried my nose into the book.

Normal POV

Ukidae sighed and turned towards Kakashi, "She's gone. You of all people should know better than to throw PORN at her, she's worse than you sometimes." Her face took on a disgusted look when Kaze let out a giggle and got a faint nosebleed. "Honestly… how disgusting. What are all you freaks looking at?! Schools started! Kakashi… I'll work on getting your daughter out of her little pervert bubble…" Kakashi nodded and restarted his lesson.

LATER AT LUNCH… KAZE IS NOW FRIENDS WITH SASUKE, NARUTO AND THE REST OF THE KONOHA 11 EXCEPT SAKURA… KAZE AND MIRA HAD SPLIT FOR DIFFERENT CLASSES.

"Hey! Hey! Ukidae!" Naruto yelled, "Over here!" Ukidae walked over and sat down, "Where's Kaze?"

"Talking to Kakashi-Sensei, He caught here skipping class to read that book. Ino said.

At that moment Kaze walked in dragging her father by the ear, anyone who hadn't met her yet and didn't know that she was Kakashi's daughter looked in shock at the angry looking girl dragging their teacher into the cafeteria. After a few seconds of this Kaze looked up and dragged her mask down to her chin, the look on her face enough to make even the strongest man pee his pants. "AND WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT?!" everyone gulped and turned away. Kaze huffed and stomped over towards the table her friends were all sitting at.

"Woah dude! What was shoved up your ass?" Kiba asked.

"Kaze turned towards him her normally calm gray eyes now looking like a raging storm over the ocean. She let go of her dad as the chidori started chirping in her hand "I don't want to talk about it."

The chidori got brighter and everyone was starting to edge away before Kakashi intervened, "Ok Kaze, baby girl, you know I love you, but I'm not going to let you get away with murder." He gently grabbed her hand and pressed the side of her wrist causing the Chidori to fade away. "Ok, are you going to tell me what happened now? You never get this mad over being grounded, and you were fine when you went out in the hall while I got my jacket to come here. So what happened?" Kakashi asked.

"Kaze's face contorted in disgust, "While I was waiting for you an upperclassman came up behind me and felt me up. I told him to stop but he pinned me against the wall and tried to kiss me… so shoved I him into the janitor's closet." (I've actually had that happen before… -_-) she sighed and plopped down next to Sasuke opening her vitamin water as she went.

Now that she was calmed down they all went back to lunch chatting and the group getting to know them a bit better, it was a show of just how mean ukidae was being when it was Hinata that spoke p first about it, "You know ukidae… you really a bitch. Everyone isn't lower than you."

Kaze chuckled and was about to answer when music floated to their ears

Hey brother, there's an endless road to re-discover.

Hey sister, I know the water's sweet but blood is thicker.

Oooh, if the sky comes falling down for you,

There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do.

Kaze blushed a pulled a sleek black I- Phone out of her pocket, "Hello? … OH! Hey! What's up? ... Uh-huh… nope… yeah sure I'll have mom go pick you up… kk love you too." She hung up and started texting someone. After a few minutes she stopped and looked at her father, "That was Fang, he's at the airport. Did you know he was coming home?"

Kakashi's eyes widened, "No, no I did not."

"Who's Fang?" Tenten asked.

"My older brother, Fangor Hikaru Hatake. He's been out of country for the past two years. We had no clue he was coming home. It's a nice surprise. But that means ukidae, you have to move all of your extra stuff out of his room and into your own. Either that or get rid of it." Kaze replied.

Ukidae scoffed, "no, Fang will just have to get a new bedroom." Kaze glared at her, ukidae shivered and said, "Ok, ok ill clean my stuff out. Geez… just don't kill me."

Kaze nodded and then left for class as the bell rang.

After school they were all waiting with Kaze for her mom to come pick her and ukidae up cause she wanted to get home and see her brother. Rather than wait for her dad to be done with all the extra crap that teachers have to do after schools over, when a shiny black Lamborghini pulled into the parking space next to them and a silver spiky haired teen stepped out of the driver's side. He wore low hanging black pants with a chain, black and red DCs, a white muscle shirt and had black sunglasses perched on his nose.

Kaze squealed and launched herself at the teen shrieking, "Fang!"

Fang chuckled and caught her spinning her around in a circle before kissing her fore head and saying, "Hey princess, hey…"

"Ukidae." Ukidae cut him off as h went to say hi to her.

"Right… hey Ukidae." Fang gave ukidae a weird look wondering why she had changed her name from Mira. "Ok you two brats, I'm here to take you home."

They nodded and climbed into the car. After they'd driven aways from the school he turned to ukidae (who from now forth I will call Mira.) "Soooo… Mira… why'd you change your name?"

Mira and Kaze looked at each other before busting out laughing. After they'd calmed down Mira explained, "I decided to do a prank on everyone and not let them know who I was and act like a total diva,"

"Bitch!" Kaze cut in. Mira slapped the back of her head… or at least tried to, Kaze dodged the hit.

"Anyway as I was saying before Ze-Ze interrupted, act like a total diva for a month before telling everyone who I really am and what I'm really like. Only Tsunade, Iruka, Kakashi and Kaze know."

Fang nodded and turned his focus back to the road with a mischievous look in his silver eyes, "What do you say I help you two with this prank? I think we need to make you look like a diva Mira and turn Kaze into a total girly girl! The outfits you two were wearing today won't make anyone suspicious and then later you both reveal yourselves. Kaze as her normal punk rocker self and you as you. What do you think?"

The two girls looked at each and said, "DEAL!" before exactly what Fang had aid sunk into Kaze's brain. "Oh… shit! Are you serious?! Turn me into a girly girl?! Well I guess since I already agreed I'll stick with it, but damn, this is going to suck!"

Haha, looks like Kaze may be in a pickle here...

MONKEY PICKLES!

Sunray out~!