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Now here's Chapter Two with Rules 6-10. Hopefully they make you laugh! I don't know how fast I'll be updating but it'll probably be on an irregular basis. So heads up for that and I apologize in advance. But enough of my rambling! ONTO THE FIC!

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Me: *sneaks back in* Is he gone?

Ratchet: *points wrench at me* Yes. He went off to take a quick recharge. He left me in his place.

Me: *whimpers* Mother…

Ratchet: Now say it.

Me: *sighs in defeat* I do not own anything that has to do with the Transformers.

Ratchet: *lowers wrench* Good. Your learning.

Me: *mutters* I just didn't want to get hit in the head by your wrench.

Ratchet: What was that? *picks up wrench again*

Me: Nothing! *runs off*

6. Don't take Ironhide to a demolition derby.

(He seemed to enjoy it a little bit too much.)

(I let him out of my sight for one minute.)

(I now have to try and explain to the authorities how my truck barreled onto the demolition floor.)

(Without a driver.)

(Yelling 'Take this! You stinkin' Decepticons!' no less.)

7. Do not bother the Autobots with homework questions.

(I severely detest High School.)

(I swear the teachers are out to kill me with homework.)

(This one question was being a serious aft to complete.)

(I decided to utilize my resources and get help from the 'Bots.)

(Optimus was to busy with meetings and such.)

(Ratchet was preoccupied trying to get everyone into their monthly checkup.)

(Ironhide pointed his cannons at me.)

(Bumblebee blared his radio so loud I couldn't hear myself think.)

(Everyone else was either scouting, on a mission, or hiding.)

(That left Skids and Mudflap.)

(Pretty sure I'm not getting an 'A' on this homework.)

8. Pets are not allowed on base.

(I thought that the 'Bots could use a new friend running around.)

(Something smart like a cat or a dog.)

(Something that wouldn't get stepped on because it was to stupid to move outta the way.)

(Ironhide nearly lost control and blew up the small Retriever puppy that I bought.)

(He still must be angry at dogs from his experience with Mojo and 'lubricants'.)

(Turns out I had to return the poor puppy.)

(Lest Ironhide blow him to pieces.)

9. Don't play with fire around the Autobots.

(Being a pyromaniac tends to unnerve some 'Bots.)

(Cackling manically while torching targets in the weapons range doesn't help to ease their nerves.)

(I'm not allowed to have matches anymore.)

(Let alone the personalized flamethrower that Wheeljack made for me.)

(He seems to like supplying me with weapons and tools for my crazy, half-baked, and totally random plans.)

10. Screamo music is to be restricted.

(I downloaded a couple albums for 'Bee.)

(I wanted him to expand his musical horizons.)

(For the next few days, all 'Bee played was Slipknot and other varieties of regular and hardcore Screamo.)

(Barley anyone could understand him when he used the radio to talk.)

(Sam was coming at me with a baseball bat.)

And that is it for Rules 6-10! Were they okay? Please lemme know by dropping me a tiny little review by hitting that button down there! Thank for reading! :D