Disclamer: I do no own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
PS: Happy Birthday Xanxus! :D
Both shouted at the same time.
"TSUNA!-" / "GRANDPA!-"
Xanxus looked confused and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
After staring at each other in shock, Xanxus sight in annoyance and pushed Tsuna into the chair opposite of the older man behind the desk. That brought both back into the world of the living~
"Tsunayoshi! My dear boy, what are you doing here? Did something happen to your Papa? Oh my, you're bleeding!" the ninth asked with worry in his eyes.
"Nothing happened to Dad and the other two, I am the only one." he said and looked up at him. "And don't worry, it doesn't hurt" it was a lie, sure it hurt, but he tried his best to stay calm and hide it.
"The Lonelli Famiglia kidnapped me because of the Vongola, that's what that insane Person told me, and he wanted to kill me after he got my father and brother." Tsuna told them everything he knew, he wasn't stupid, he could count one and one together to get to the result that his father is involved with the mafia, this means grandpa...ehm I mean Timoteo san should be the Boss of the Family, his dad even introduced him to them as his Boss when Tsuna was 5.
The ninth was stunned at how calm and normal the 7 years old child took in this horrible situation.
"I'm really sorry, Tsunayoshi...I hope you can forgive Me." he whispered.
Now Xanxus glared at both of them not understanding anything, why the hell did they know each other!?
"Nice that you are so familiar with each other, but how the fuck does he have anything to do with the mafia!? Just look at him, he's more innocent than a new born kitten!?" Xanxus scoffed while staring at the brunet, his crimson eyes showing his irritation clearly.
"It's not the right time to tell him..."the old man murmured and Xanxus got angrier.
"No! It's the perfect time; he saw what happened there, he knows now that he is somehow, I don't even understand how, connected to the mafia! If I was in this situation, I would want to know every fucking shitty thing." he was really angry, but instead of getting scared, Tsuna started to chuckle and then to laugh. It was hilarious! That Guy Xanxus, he hit it on the spot. Like Tsuna would leave without his wanted information!
"Tsuna?" the oldest man in the room looked at him confused.
"Shut up, Trash! Don't laugh you asshole!" Xanxus commanded.
Tsuna took a breath and tried to choke down the laughter, after a few attempts he was able to speak normally again. He grinned and looked at Timoteo.
"I'm really sorry, but Xanxus is right, I want to know the truth, even if you refuse to tell me, I have methods to find out...and those won't be a happy time for Vongola." he giggled. And all eyes were suddenly fixated on him, irritation and worry growing by any second.
"And to avoid any problems, just explain everything, so we'll finish this matter as soon as possible."
He didn't act like a 7 years old child at all. It stunned both of them. The aura around this brat changed in a matter of seconds. It was like they had to obey this small fluffy haired boy, if they wanted or not.
"Tsunayoshi...I have to admit that you've changed" the ninth smiled but continued "Fine, I'll tell you...but everything I tell you now is top secret! If you lose one word about it in front of your brother, or your father, there are going to be big consequences! Do you understand this?" he asks, looking serious and in...You could say Boss mode, not grandpa mode. It was like the office became darker and the air colder.
"I understand, and don't worry, dad doesn't care what I say, neither does mom, nor would I tell Fuzen anything about this, even if my life depended on it."Tsuna told them in a bitter tone.
"Even if I am a little confused about why you just said that, I believe in your words. However please explain it to me after our important conversation, alright?" Tsuna nodded while the ninth straightened his back and sceptically watched the two boys across of him. After a second he also nodded and started to speak.
"Then let me start with who we are, this is the Vongola Famiglia and I am the ninth Boss. Xanxus here is the youngest of my sons. Your father, Sawada Iemitsu, is a Descendant of the founder of the Vongola Famiglia, Giotto di Vongola Primo. That makes you too, a Descendant of him. Your father is working as the External Advisor to the Vongola Famiglia. And he's the leader of the CEDEF. The CEDEF is a secret intelligence organization independent from the Vongola. Now we get there where you got involved. I am an old man and I need to choose an heir. But this got really complicated... Your father wants Fuzen as the next heir; I do not approve of that decision! My candidates for the title of Vongola Decimo are Xanxus my son and Sawada Tsunayoshi." he finally exclaims in a serious voice which told them, that he was not kidding. Xanxus and Tsuna sat there and stared at him, totally speechless.
"If I get this right...I need to fight Xanxus, this guy here who doesn't flinch to shoot someone's brain out, and I need to fight my brother who beats the crap out of me every time we are alone?" he asks in disbelieve, Xanxus grinned "Or you can hand over the title to me and I'll kill that little scum for you." his eyes darkened when he heard that Tsunas own brother dared to hit him. Shouldn't Family hold together and not fight!?
"Uhm..."Tsuna looked at him and thought...there was a long silence before Tsuna answered.
"How about...No? " he asks with a deadpanned expression. Like hell was he stupid enough to hand such a powerful title to someone, where his head screams 'Danger' in big red letters, just as Tsuna looks at him.
Now the ninth looked lost at them, he expected, that Xanxus would make a tantrum about why he isn't the only heir, and that Tsunayoshi would decline the offer because the mafia isn't made for him, he is just a kid who got dragged into the mafia today and normally someone would freak out and refuse.…..Oh why not, this could be amusing. The ninth smiled warmly at them.
"I am not going to lose against you, you understand that trash?" he glared but grinned at the same time. He was thrilled; something told him this boy is going to make a strong and powerful opponent! He couldn't wait until the day he will be able to fight him. Tsuna smiled and answered "Don't except me to loose either!" a knowing grin adorned his childish face.
A little bit of bickering later the ninth stopped those two from fighting.
"Tsunayoshi, please tell what's going on at home." he asks in a grandfatherly tone again.
Tsuna frowned and then sighed.
"Like you know, my dad is never at home, so he doesn't know anything, or I at least hope he's not pretending to be that oblivious. And every time he's at home my mother manipulates him...The thing is, my brother Fuzen is a sports ace and has good grades and is also popular.
I am not interested in such things and I am not a fan of sports. Like what's the meaning behind running after a ball like a dog, just to shoot it into a big box!? I don't get it...but I have to admit sports like climbing or parkour are awesome." he laughed awkwardly and then continued,
"I like books and computers more, and I love learning languages, because I don't get how knowing 2 sides of an rectangle will help me in my future! But that doesn't mean I can't do it, it's just I don't want to, so my grades are just average sometimes even below average.
And that's where the story of Dame Tsuna begins, sure I'm a little clumsy…Okey maybe I'm really hopelessly clumsy, but even my mother started calling me useless, so after some time she started to ignore me. Once I was away for 3 days and she didn't even notice it! It got worse when Fuzen started to pick on me, and sometimes he just hits me, tries to push me, so that I fall down the stairs.
And when I come home, with bruises and dirty clothes, my mother scolds me because I am so useless I trip over my own feet... And always when I tell her it was my brother I get grounded for accusing him for my mistakes. So somehow it's even better to be ignored. And today too, they didn't even notice I run away to catch a kitten which looked like it was injured." he grumbled and felt much better after he had told his story to someone who wouldn't scold him right away.
Just as that thought appeared, he froze. How dumb could he be…
"Uhm...Sorry, I know, you surely don't even believe me, but thanks for listening "he smiled and unconsciously murmured "stupid dad and his mail" to himself, but the ninth heard that and looked shocked.
"How do you know about that?!" he asked curiously, the young boy paled.
"Because nobody believes me?" he answered but to the wrong question hoping that's it.
"The mail. You know about the report." The ninth exclaimed suddenly.
"No, I have no idea what you're talking about." Tsuna started panicking.
"You're lying, tell me."
"I'm not lying..."
"You are"
"Not"
"I can tell if someone's lying, just as you can" Timoteo glared a little and Tsuna flinched.
"Ugh..."
"Now explain"
"I read the mail! Ok, are you fine with that answer?"
"No, tell me how?"
"Opened the mail, put the letters together so that they build words and then read..."
"You're a stubborn one...The mail was send a month ago, on a top secret server with the best security in Vongola, and the mail was in Italian. Your father was not at home at that time, no way you could claim you saw it on the computer before he send it."
Now Tsuna growled and gave up.
"Hacked him."
"What!?"
"You heard right" he pouted.
"How…no more important why!? Have you known...!?"
"No, I didn't know anything, nor did I looked more into the thing..."
"So why...?"
"Waaaa, I just hacked into your server to get your E-mail address to send dad a mail that he has a job to do in Italy. So that we could stay longer here in Italy than last year and dad couldn't fly back to Japan if Fuzen wanted to because of the job hmpf!" he pouted more and finally looked like the child he was supposed to be.
Xanxus strated laughed and the room brightened up again.
"Oh my...A child hacked us without knowing it was a mafia server and with high security..." Timoteo gasps in frustration
"It wasn't that easy..." and I had help from a friend...but as if I would tell them that!
He continued to pout.
"I can't believe this….and just to have a longer vacation in Italy?"
"Yes." Tsuna answered now as he started to blush and fidget in his seat.
Xanxus laugh became even louder than before as watched Tsuna.
"I take everything back! His innocence can be compared to that of a sleeping lion!" he gasps through his laughter, finding this situation hilarious to no end.
Tsuna just chuckled and nodded at the other boy.
"Hai! A scary acquaintance of mine also started to get suspicious of me…he told me my aura isn't the one of an herbivore…oh and then he told me he would bite me to death if I don't become at least an omnivore!" he tried to put on the straightest and emotionless face he could. Then started a fit of giggles.
Xanxus didn't understand that weird herbivore talk, but had the feeling that he didn't even wanted to know.
Then the ninth coughed to get their attention back.
"So, Tsuna, what kind of secret skills do you else have?" he smiled.
"Only Hacking…and I started to learn a little Italian because of our vacations…also I think I am pretty good at acting…because of my reputation as Dame Tsuna. Oh and I am terrified of dogs and hate them but somehow animals tend to like me." He spoke, mostly mumbled, because he thought a lot while he answered. What kind of skills should he else have? Tsuna had no idea what to answer more.
"Interesting, I've got an idea." The ninth said and looked serious at Tsuna.
"How about, you join the Vongola and work for us as a Hacker!"
Timoteo asked, Tsuna nearly choked and stared at the ninth in disbelieve and Xanxus suddenly spoke up.
"I'm against it. More like, I am partly against it." Now both looked at him and Xanxus took the silence a sign to continue speaking.
"He's too…not young, I've seen younger hitman than him, but he lacks experience. If he joins, then only under your personal instructions and nobody will know who he is, you have to work under an alias too." He looks serious but suddenly grinned "Oh and old man, I want you to pay him!" he laughs mockingly at the man.
"Now I have something to ask you personally, Sawada Tsunayoshi brat. I want you in my squad, I'll train you too, how about it?" he was still grinning.
"Wow, Xanxus, you surprise me, and I like your ideas, but... "Tsuna stared at Xanxus with his innocent big eyes.
"I won't join your squad, but if you train me, even if it's only a few times every year, I can imagine to work as an external member." He said and Xanxus nodded. Then he turned to the ninth.
"I'll join the Vongola under the circumstances Xanxus told you. Nobody is allowed to know that I am a part of Vongola yet. It's enough that people already know about me and tried to kill me. I'll take on an alias and you'll be the only one who can get in contact with me." He declared.
Then he blushed "Uhm…and the idea with the payment...It would be nice…because Fuzen threw my Laptop into the river on our way back home from school, just before the holidays started. My pocket money isn't enough to buy a new one, I can only hope my father gets me a new one…but I still can work. I have my methods~" he laughs.
"Alright, I understand. But I don't like the idea of you, Tsunayoshi, to work as an assassin!" the ninth says with sad eyes and a pleading look which hoped, that Tsunayoshi would take his words about that matter back.
"Tell me ninth, but please don't lie. Now that I'm involved with the Mafia, sooner or later I will have to kill someone. If I like it or not, it doesn't matter, because it will happen someday. Am I right?" he asked trembling a bit.
The ninth sighs "Yes, unfortunately, you're right. You'll kill someone, sooner or later. If it's to protect yourself or just to protect your beloved ones. It's going to happen one day." The ninth looked heartbroken at Tsuna.
"I thought so. I think it is better I join sooner so I can learn how to defend myself. I'm sure if more Famiglias find out that I'm one of the candidates for the title of the 10th position, they'll go after me again, like today. And I am quite sure that next time I get kidnapped, Xanxus won't show up and shoot a door out of its frame to save me. Those evil people will kill me, and then go after Fuzen and my Parents. "
Both of them knew that it was true what Tsuna had just said. It was the true and cruel reality.
"Fine. Xanxus you have got a new member. But I forbid you to take him on any missions until he learns how to fight!" Xanxus nodded and stood up.
"If that's all, I'll take you back now." He told Tsuna and waited at the big wooden door.
"Thank you Grandpa! Ah! I mean ninth! When I'm back in Japan again, I'll get in contact with you. Be assured, I'm ready for work anytime you ask. "He bowed and smiled "I'll take my leave now, Goodbye."
"Goodbye Tsunayoshi, it was a pleasure to meet you again. Please visit again the next time you're in Italy." The older man smiled.
Xanxus and Tsuna went out of the office and were met by an angry Coyote who was just getting back with a cup of coffee for the ninth.
"I hope you didn't do anything stupid while I was away! The ninth and dealing with children instead of work, Tch." He murmured and went past them into the office.
Izayacchi: OMFG I POSTED IT! I AM SOOO SORRYYYYY ! My plan on updating in august...failed o_o then school took over my life and now im sitting here on friday the 10/10/2014 FINALLY postig it! And just another thing I wanted to say... I don't really like this because it is somehow..cliche...Tsuna always ands up as an supe hacke in these kinds of fanfiction qwq But I'll try to twist that bit in my fic XD I just need him to know how to hack, because he's still to young and somehow need a save way to be in contact with the vongola and than there is this friend of him who will help him :3 nyhahaha Oh and I kind of want to try to make the relationship of Xanxus and Tsuna the big point/topic of this story :) EDIT 11/19/2016: WTF ME -/ Ok yes Im changing a big part here in the plot. Because I hate younger me ffs what was wrong with me -/ at me in the future: I'm sorry for whatever I'm doing now to make u cry.
Next chapter will be much shorter and a little fluff between xanxan chan and tsu chan nyahahaha :3 I planned updating it on Tsunas Birthday :P PLANNED XD
Oh and WOW 8 reviews qwq it made me soooo happy! thank you guys, I really hope I didn't failed with this chapter, because you seem to like the first chapter so much!
and to Psycho Nocturnal review : Fuzens name was just because I wanted it that way XD But I'll just go with: His parents don't know what it means and love the nickname zen kun owo and I tought about inserting a little implied 1827 just for fun like the two teasing each other and so on, but not as a real couple. Because the whole story is kind of made because X27 haha (my english good, very good , i knooow XD sorry my spelling is crappier than ever, my teacher is going to kill me soon if I keep up like this qwq)
And at least : HAPPY BIRTHDAY XANXUS CHAN! :D
Bye Bye beee~
17/10/2014 EDIT: Yes I edited it just after a week x.x Oh and I hope I corrected all spelling mistakes owo and I saw that I'm changing times and waa my english is aweful qwq *dies* I hope its better now owo Bye bee X3
19/11/2016 EDIT: Chapter two edited and crossposted on AO3. PS: ^oh shit I was such a loser weeb ffs.