What if? Chapter two: I'm a true host
Hello my fellow fan fiction goers. I apologies for not updating my stories for the past few weeks; I was in the middle and start of moving. Gomen minna! (Sorry everyone) I forgot to mention, for all those who don't know Japanese (heck, I don't even know it fully. I do research on the words and meanings.) Baka means stupid. Kuso means shit/damn. Hentai means pervert. Those are the Japanese word I usually use.
Arigato (thank you) to:
Animegirl721
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Animegirl721 (I know I put her twice but I'm thanking her for two things)
Nucule
The next day when I left my apartment complex I saw a limo in front of the gates. 'Please don't let it be them!' I thought franticly.
"Ohayo Haru'-Chan!" Honey screamed as he latched on to me in a life threatening hug
"O-Ohayo H-honey" I managed to say. Thankfully, Mori grabbed him off of me and let me breath. "Thank you Mori" I said panting to get my breath back. After I caught my breath, I asked them a question I really wanted to know.
"Why are you guys at my apartment complex?" I asked in a slightly aggravated tone
"Well we wanted to make sure our new host got to school safely and on time. You know how big those dresses are, so it'd be hard to run in." Kyoya said
"In other words, you wanted to make sure I got to school and safely so I live to pay you back." I said with a sweat drop
"You got it right on the diamond!" the twins said. Damn these rich people. Even their phrases had to do with money or expensive things!
"Alright let's get to school now. We host for an hour before school starts." Kyoya said while he ushered us to the limo. The ride was silent besides the twins playing their hand held game. Once we arrived at school, we went straight to the Host Club's room.
"This afternoon we'll introduce Haruhi to our guests." Kyoya said while writing in his notebook "For now, she can pretend to be one of our guests. You will visit all of us. Since, the twins work together and Honey accompanies Mori your job will be easier to visit all of us. You will spend time with each of the groups (A/N: Kyoya and Tamaki work alone) for fifteen minutes each. Take notes on everything we do; if anyone is to ask just make up some fan-girl excuse of some sort. With that, go outside the door and wait with our guests for us to open up; use the back entrance."
I said a simple "Ok." and walked out the back door. After five minutes of waiting, the door opened and rose petals flew out the door. 'I don't think I'll ever get used to that' I thought with a sweat drop as I walked through the door. I saw each of the Hosts in their respective place and tried to figure out who I'd visit first. I decided on Honey since he had a cart of sweets and I skipped breakfast this morning. I decided to greet him then take some cake. How should I greet the group? I got it, I'll act totally new!
"Hello, my name is Haruhi Fujioka. May I join you?" I ask in a shy manner. Man, I'm great actress!
"Sure! I'm Honey and this guy is Mori, nice to meet you! Do you want some cake?" He said cutely
"Nice to meet you two and I'd love some cake, thank you very much." I gave a curtsey and sat down with the other girls. As he went about hosting I wrote down some notes about his techniques. He used advantage of his size and boyish looks while being genuinely sweet is a good combination. Mori on the other hand, is silent and tough, so every time he talks they squeal in excitement. After my fifteen minutes with them I went onto the twins.
I gave them the same greeting as Honey received and sat down and watched the show. All I have to say for myself is: Damn! I knew they were close but not like this! They look like freaking lovers not brothers! But, I did write down how a little romantic suggestiveness goes a long way. You can tell it works by simply looking at those girls; they're eating it up! Then, I went to Kyoya's group. He was talking aloofly and acting slightly cold; that's a pretty good strategy. I took notes and left for the biggest pain in the- I mean Host, Tamaki Suou.
Tamaki acted like a flirty prince. He kisses their hands, acted dramatically, and all in all made them blush and squeal like freaking dolphins. I did learn if you hold their faces and act sweetly you can make them faint. That means less people awake to bother me, and since they're already there, I still get their money! Thank you Tamaki! After I was done at his station, the Host Club closed, the bell rang and we started to walk to our classes.
"So what did you learn today Haru-Chan?" Honey asked
"Let's see" I started "from you and Mori, I learned to make use of natural cuteness and look tough but not too tough. From the twins, I learned that a little romantic suggestiveness goes far. Kyoya showed me if you aloof enough you'll keep their attention. And Tamaki taught me something I valued most." With that Tamaki started to glow and I did too, but for my own reasons "If you make them faint you get their money and don't have to deal with them! I'm going to try to make them faint as much and for as long as possible!"
Tamaki stopped glowing with pride, went into his dark purple emo corner, and started to poke mushrooms. The twins began to crack up as we went to homeroom saying "Good one Haruhi!"
The day went by fast and I somehow ended up in front of the Host Club's door. When I opened the door, I saw the room has been transformed into a tropical rainforest (A/N: the story isn't just based on the first episode). I stared in awe of the scene since I've never been to a tropical place more over a tropical rainforest. I was snatched out of my daydream by the twins shoving clothes into my hands and basically throwing me into a dressing room. I undressed and put on the clothes or rather costume I was handed (A/N: Baka no Hentai! Did you think I was going to go into detail! If you did, slap yourself and continue reading. Btw, Haruhi has a figure here not like the anime). It was a bikini with a sash attached to a skirt. It had a red and white floral design on it. For shoes, it was simple sandals. When I walked out the door the guys, who were in similar costumes, gasped and said "Wow Haruhi, you look like a girl, with a figure!"
That got me kind of ticked off. "Of course I have a girl figure, I'm a fifteen year old girl!" I yelled and began talking with a pout "I just don't wear clothes that show it off because I don't want fan boys staking out my house again. They're freaking creepy!"
"Don't worry about that Haru-Chan; we'll take care of any of that, that's what friends do!" Honey said and gave me a hug. I hugged him back and said "Thanks guys, now I don't have to worry about anything. Plus, the last time that happened I had to prevent my dad from beating the crap out of them." My only response to the latter statement was a sweat drop. The Host Club was about to open and the twins pointed me to go on to a stage. It was too big and didn't have steps so I had trouble getting on stage. Mori saw this and lifted me up and put me on the stage. "Thanks Mori, I owe you one!" I said while doing behind the red curtains where I was instructed to go behind. After three minutes, I heard the doors open and people came stampeding in.
"Welcome all!" Tamaki said "We have a new and unique host; you may know them as the new honor student. Now welcome our new host, Haruhi Fujioka!" and he pulled the curtain, revealing me.
"He's a she!" they gasped. The strange thing is there were guys in the crowd. I whispered to Tamaki "why are there guys in here? I thought it was girls only."
"The twins spread the news of a cute girl will be singing here. With that, here's a microphone, what song do you want to sing?"
"Go eat kuso you damn bastards" I mumbled under my breath "I'll sing Hot N Cold by Katie Perry"
"Good choice, break a leg!" he said prancing off stage
"I'd rather break yours." I mumbled. Then, the music started and I started to sing. (A/N: the lyrics are in italics so skip if you please.)
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Yeah you, PMS
Like a bitch
I would know
And you
Over-think
Always speak
Cryptically
I should know
That you're no good for me
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You!
You don't really want to stay, no
you!
But you don't really want to go-oh
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
We used to be
Just like twins
So in sync
The same energy
Now's a dead battery
Used to laugh (used to laugh)
Bout nothing (bout nothing)
Now your plain (now your plain)
Boring (boring)
I should know (I should know)
you're not gonna change (change)
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
You!
You don't really want to stay, no (woah)
You!
But you don't really want to go-oh (ohhh)
You're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no (no!)
You're in and you're out
you're up and you're down (you're down!)
Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love bi-polar
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get it off this ride
You change your mind
Like a girl changes clothes
Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right (When it's right)
It's black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up (We make up)
You're hot then you're cold (Ohhh)
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out (Oh!)
You're up and you're down (Ohhh)
you're wrong when it's right
It's black and it's white (Oh!)
We fight, we break up
We kiss, we make up
you!
You don't really want to stay, no (woah)
you!
But you don't really want to go-oh (ohhh)
you're hot then you're cold (Cold)
you're yes then you're no (No)
you're in and you're out
you're up and you're down (Down)
The crowd went wild and gave me a standing ovation. What nobody knows is I sing while I'm alone and sick of studying. So, it ends up I'm singing every five hours every day during summer, breaks and after school. I gave a bow and Mori gave me a hand to get off stage. The Hosts complemented me and Kyoya went up on the stage and made an announcement.
"Any of you how want to visit with Haruhi come up on stage" he paused as forty people came onstage "Ok, there is twenty of you, so for at a time will spend an hour with her. We'll be going in alphabetical order." Then, ten guys came up to me and Kyoya pointed us to an area to sit down at. I'm going to have them introduce themselves first. First impressions are important.
"Hi, I'm Haruhi Fujioka. You guys can call me Haruhi. What are your names?" I said with smile
"My name is Aaron." One of them said
"I'm Terry." Next one said
"N-nice to meet you Fujioka-Chan. My name is E-Eliot." Eliot said with a bow. He had blond hair, blue eyes hidden behind glasses and had a slight tan (A/N He's basically the Eliot from Tokyo Mew Mew). He was shy, well at least around me. I think I'm going to exploit that a bit. I walked over to the chair he was sitting on, climbed in his lap, and pulled off his glasses but my hands remained on his face. All of these actions mad him blush a nice shade of red. The others are squealing and fainting like fan girls.
"You have beautiful blue eyes Eliot. Why do you wear these glasses then?" I purred into his ear. I'm actually having fun watching him blush!
"M-my family owns an eye wear company, Lens Craft, so I'm promoting it by wearing them." He stuttered (A/N: I don't own Lens Craft I just go to Lens Craft)
"I suggest you get contacts that make your eye color stand out a bit more. That'd do your company much more of a benefit showing your wonderful eyes than your glasses. I'll let you in on something; I buy my contacts from your company. I heard you design some of the contacts to see with and for show." I said. He tried to look down at his lap, but he remembered I was still sitting on his lap, blushed, and responded.
"Y-yes, I do design and customize contacts for people if they put in a special order I'll help make them." He stuttered.
"Thanks, Eliot." I said and gave him a peck on his cheek, making him redder than my costume or the flowers. "Without you, I'd be as blind as a bat!"
"You're welcome Haruhi. If you need anything it's on the house ok?" He said quietly. "And thanks for the suggestion about my glasses." I got off his lap and went back to my seat. The rest of my day went pretty smoothly. It was getting late, so we closed up. They all congratulated me on becoming a host and having twenty requests; Tamaki was crying about "I'm growing up too fast". They dropped me off and told me they'll pick me up and drop me off every day from now on. I opened the door and was half way out then turned around. "I'm an official host now." I said and winked "I had fun, see you tomorrow!"