Dear Dye-a-ree:

It's me again. I have a new fascination with weird deaths…

Like, this one guy actually died from laughing too hard! I didn't know that was actually possible! … THAT'S AWESOME!

OH! Another dude, who was a philosopher in … Greece? Rome? He was killed by a hawk dropping a tortoise or a turtle (don't remember which) on his bald head.

Another died when he was beaten to death with his own wooden leg…

Anyways… this actually has relevance… I was telling Dean about this weird fascination; seeing what kind of reaction I'd get. He was somewhat put aback, but not having the expression I was hoping for. THEN, he later sits beside me and hands me this pile of papers and says, "I think you'll find these good. I highlighted my favorites… sorry about the repeats." … It was some lists of bizarre deaths!

What's up with him?

With love,

Benny