Dib sat curled up in his bed. Rocking back and forth, muttering quietly to himself. He had finally snapped. Or resnapped depending on how you see his mental state. Gaz came into his room, already angry at him.

"Dib!" She screamed in her usual high pitched voice, "Did you drink the last soda? I swear, if you drank my soda…"

"N…Not now Gaz. I'm kinda trying to hold on to the fragile remnants of my sanity. I really don't need you attacking me right now."

Suddenly, Gaz opened her eyes wide. They were teary and full of emotion. "Attack you?" She said suddenly in a sugary sweet voice, "Why would I ever do that? You're my brother. And even though it doesn't always seem like it…I lo-"

"No! Don't say it! I've had a really weird day Gaz, and I don't need you going insane too!" Dib said, backing away from his sister, more afraid of her now than he had ever been before.

"But Dib I lo-"

"Noooooooooooooo!" He screamed and he dashed past Gaz and out of the room.

As soon as he was gone, Gaz chuckled and squinted her eyes again. "Heh, freak," she said as she took back her soda from his dresser.

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The sun was setting, making Zim's house glow eerily. The alien was surprised to hear the doorbell ring, and even more surprised to see Dib standing there.

"Dib? What are you doing here?" he asked suspiciously.

"Well, I've been thinking about what you said before…"

"What are you talking abou—" Zim began when he suddenly remembered. "Oh. Ohhhh…" He stood there awkwardly.

"Well, I was wondering if maybe you're right. If maybe we could work something out."

Zim began to retreat hastily, "Well yeah, I was kind of feeling sick that day, I was probably saying some things that I didn't really mean…Or maybe you were hallucinating, you SICK human thing. Who knows what kind of sick earthly delusionary illnesses you have!"

"Common Zim, you were all over me yesterday. Just one date tonight?"

"Umm…no…I have to wash my…gnomes."

"Pleeeaaaassseeee?" Dib said, holding out the word like a whiney teenaged girl.

"But I have no reproduction organs."

"I'm sure we can work past it."

There was another awkward pause. Dib wore a smile like a diseased clown. Zim thought about which ways would be best to destroy the earth monkey.

Dib suddenly broke the pause, "Well how about a goodbye kiss before I go?"

Zim took another step back into his house and slammed the door in Dib's face. Dib could hear his footsteps as he ran far away into the safe confines of his base.

"HA! Take that Zim! Now we're even!" Dib shouted and began laughing loudly in victory. However it was cut short when the gnomes dragged him off the lawn and into the street. Dib skidded across the pavement. It was painful, but the taste of asphalt in his mouth did not deter his mood. He ran home to plan on more ways to save the earth from the coming alien invasion.

From inside the base, Zim cursed the earth boy and GIR ate snacks. Once again all was right with the world.

The End. Finally.

AN: Ugh…I can't believe I wrote a sequel. That was so horrible! But I hope it gives some of you a sense of completion. Thank you to everyone who read and everyone who reviewed. I'm glad you all enjoyed the idiotic story. Yar.