AN: Sorry it took so long to update but I had school and a major case of writers block. I would like to say thanks to edward-and-bella-forever for her amazing editing skills. Without her this story would not have been half as funny or good.

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Now on to the story enjoy.

Emerald Green and Flying Insects

BPOV

I was still very pissed off at Edward when he pulled over just like I demanded.

"Look Bella I m sorry but will you please just get back in the car?" he asked.

I turned my head sharply, fully intended on unleashing my bubbling anger. Considering the day I just finished having (one that I would care NOT to repeat thank you very much!) I could come up with a couple of stress relievers. I could go with the classic five year old foot stomp or stick with staying angry on the inside. I decided to go with the latter to avoid the strong likelihood of public humiliation. The last thing I needed was to be arrested and taken away on charges of disturbance in a public place. Is there such a thing? The last thing I needed was to be eternally embarrassed at the prospect of being thrown in the back of a police cruiser.

Just the act of turning itself was one of the worse mistakes I could have ever made. Staring back at me were the brightest pair of emeralds I had ever seen. The smallest glance made my insides begin to flutter. Stop it Bella! What you're feeling is anthropologically impossible. I stopped right there. What I was feeling was most definitely illogical. The stomach's basic functions were and will always remain the same. To break down the food that an organism has consumed to be more easily digested. Afore mentioned digested food would be stored as it was released at a consistent rate which would later be converted into Adenosine triphosphate thus giving us the energy to perform daily tasks and body movements. Never have I heard of the idea that such an organ would house a swarm of flying insects. Regardless I found myself unable to look away. Thinking on it now it was either take a ride with this man or call Rose who would most likely shoot out a string of pointless questions before I could even get my seatbelt on. I absentmindedly felt my body let out a shudder of fear at only thinking the idea. And I would very much like to keep my eardrums working as they were supposed to. Feeling my face contort in a grimace I grudgingly opened the door. I glared at the fact that I saw a smirk contorting his facial muscles. Fine, I grumbled.

Damn him and his beautiful green eyes I thought as I reluctantly got back into the car.

"Where are we going?" I asked suddenly realizing that we were going in the opposite direction to where the institution was located.

"Tacoma," he said.

"Why what's in Tacoma?" I asked.

"The Tacoma Dome," he stated in a tone that told me he expected it to be the most basic piece of knowledge.

"And why exactly are we going to the Tacoma Cone?" I asked.

"It's actually called the Tacoma Dome," he said placing emphasis on the last word. "A body was discovered early this morning in the world's largest hydroplane," he said in a serious tone.

"Oh," was all I could say. My excitement began to build at the prospect of identifying a decomposing body. There's no going back now. I thought with a sigh. I just wish these insects could stay still long enough for us to get there and stop creating this foreign sensation.

AN: there you have it any questions? If I don't update soon it's probably because of school but I'll try to update ASAP. There is a poll up on my profile so check it out. Happy holidays!!