Applejack: "Howdy! A'm the country mare who went inta the orchard n' came back with all them apples. Leavin' of course the inhabitance of the orchard with no apples, and so I'm bestowen' the term 'selfish' upon ma self."
Diamond Tiara:"You're so selfish!"
Applejack: "Ah know, but I got all them apples!"
Diamond Tiara: "Well? Aren't you going to eat them?"
Applejack: "Absolutely not! Ya can't have apples without cabbage."
Camera whip pans over to a pegasus mare dressed as a green stallion with a cabbage leaf cutie mark and says.
Cloud Chaser:(speaking like a man)"Hello! I'm the field stallion who went into the vegetable plant and came back with all the cabbage. Leaving of course the inhabitance of my field with no cabbage, and therefore bestowing the term 'selfish' upon myself."
Flitter:"You didn't plant these!"
Cloud Chaser:"SHH!"
Silver Spoon:"Your so selfish!"
Cloud Chaser:"I know, but I got all the cabbage."
Silver Spoon:"Well? Aren't you going to eat them?"
Cloud Chaser:"Oh no! Your can't have cabbage without apples."
Camera zooms out as reveals it's just a cheap background with cardboard cutouts.
Applejack: "Beg yer pardon field stallion, can ya spare a head of cabbage?"
Cloud Chaser: "Uh no."
Diamond Tiara:"Your so selfish!"
Cloud Chaser:"Excuse me Ms. country mare, could I trouble you for an apple?"
Applejack:"Ah no."
Silver Spoon:"Your so selfish!" "You guys are not so bright!"
The End.