Seth: Hello again peoples, welcome back! I have no idea why you're reading thi-
Anderson: BLASHEMOUS HEATHEN! THOU SHALT PERISH IN THE FLAMES OF HELL!
Hidan: SINNER! I'LL SEE YOU SACRAFICED!
Anderson: OH AYE THAT'LL WORK, IDIOT!
Hidan: ASSHOLE!
Alucard: Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out…
Seras: Master?
Seth: Anyways, Hidan and Anderson are still going at it and in today's spotlight is Alucard!!
Alucard: WHAT!?!
Seth: Hey. It's only fair.
Alucard: (sighs) Fire away.
Seth: WOOT! Okay is it true you spy on Seras when she's changing?
Alucard: (blink) (blink, blink)
Seras: (faints)
Seth: Weeeeeell?
Alucard: Of course not! What the hell's wrong with you!?
Seth: As I said unto Anderson I shall say unto to you, there are many, many things wrong with me.
Anderson: DAMNATION!
Hidan: SINNER!
Seth: BITCHES! Anyways did you or did you not have sex with Walter in World War II and were you the one who shot Anderson in the first place?
Alucard: OO…. dear God…. What gutter did you find your mind in?
Seth: Found it in Tumut, anyways, your answers?
Alucard: No & yes, happy?
Seth: Hokey den, you slept with Walter but didn't shoot Alex… rightio….
Alucard: NO! I did NOT sleep with Walter C. Dornez. Yes I did trick Anderson into letting me try and blow his brains out.
Seth: Soooo you're sure you didn-
Alucard: I. Did. Not. Sleep. With. Him.
Hidan: FUCKED UP MISERABLE BITCH!
Anderson: UNHOLY GODLESS HEATHEN! BASTARD!
Seth: Damn….
Seras: (wakes up) Master?
Maxwell: Anderson where are you?
Seth: WOOT! I get to scar Maxi too!
Alucard: (to himself) Must escape…
Hidan: ('s head rolls by)
Anderson: ('s pinned to the wall by Hidan's scythe)
Seth: yet another interview that went to hell…. Oh well. (shrugs). KAKUZU ANOTHER FIFTEEN BUCKS IF YOU DRAG MAXWELL'S HOLY ASS IN HERE!
Kakuzu: ON IT!
Anderson: When Ah git down Ah'll kill ye!
Hidan: KAKUZU I NEED YOU TO SEW MY HEAD BACK ON! AGAIN!
Kakuzu: (drags in screeching Maxwell)
Maxwell: ANDERSON SAVE ME!
Seth: (hits forehead) Man you are soooooo freakin' pathetic. Dude, I mean not even I'm that bad! WIMP!
Seras: Sorry but I think she's right-
Seth: SILENCE! You will suffer soon enough! Maxwell do you love Integra, Alucard, Wolfe, Yumi, Yumiko, Anderson, Seras, Renaldo or God?
Maxwell: OO!?!? ANDERSON! MAKE HER STOP! MAKE HER STOP!
Seth: MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (GASP! CHOKE! COUGH! HACK! Deep breath) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
(Phone Rings)
Seth: Shit…. (answers cell phone) Hello? Yup… really? Is it actually 5 already? Okay, okay, okay! Sheesh… (hangs up)
Alucard: Are you leaving?
Everyone: (looks hopeful)
Seth: Yea… 5 o'clock doctors appointment from hell….
Alucard: (fingers crossed) Nazi?
Seth: Jackal.
Everyone:
Maxwell: TT
Seras: A puppy dog?
Seth: Yea right… (vanishes ninja style)
Kakuzu: Does anyone know how to get out?
Alucard: No.
Anderson / Hidan: Nay / No.
Maxwell: (whimpers)
Seras: Nope.
Schro: Seth does not own Hellsing or Naruto. Nor does she own the good Doctor Jackal. Don't vorry you vill meet him next time! Anyvays ve hope you come again, ja!