Chapter 2: Oh great.

So, I didn't get any reviews for the first chapter... Fouie... That sucks.

Hopefully I get at least one review this time... Else I'm cancelling this story...

"Hi! Hello! Howzit hanging?!" Lord Death barked in his childishly annoying voice as Maka, Soul, Blackstar and Tsubaki entered the Death room with an unknown person, still carrying the witch and the werewolf's souls. "How did the mission go-uwah?" Lord Death cocked his head to the side as the girl came into view. "Who's this?"

The girl focused her attention on Lord Death, narrowed her eyes and then cocked her head to the same side Death had his cocked. "Why do people cock their heads to the side when they're confused?" She mused. "You look stupid."

Maka's jaw dropped. You can't just say that to Lord Death! She screamed mentally. Lord Death then noticed the two souls. "Oh. Well that's unexpected."

The girl threw the souls at Death. "My name is May." She glanced around the death room.

"Oh my goodness!" Lord Death scrambled to catch the souls. When he finally recovered, he studied May. "How did you come by these souls?" He questioned.

May didn't seem to hear him as she had already disappeared, walking around the Death room. "Eh?" Everyone's jaw dropped. "She's not even paying attention." Tsubaki sighed.

"I am, I just don't want to listen to that dude." May said, jabbing a finger at Lord Death. "He's annoying me."

Blink.

Blink blink.

"A witch's soul and some other soul, interesting." Lord Death changed the subject, redirecting attention back to the souls at hand.

"An immortal werewolf's soul." Sighed Maka. She then pointed to May, who now studied the mirror. "She did it."

"Wha?" Lord Death turned to May. "How?"

May stared at him, cocked her head to the side and then turned back to the mirror. Maka and Tsubaki, apparently hopeless, sighed in hopelessness. Blackstar was still unconscious. "She just fell from the sky, smashed Blackstar, pointed her finger at the witch and the witch died after screaming." Soul said. "The werewolf burst into flames after she stabbed him with a dagger."

"Fools." May said.

Blackstar groaned. "Not another one!"

"Blackstar! Are you okay?!" Tsubaki cried, rushing to help the ass-hole up.

"Besides that, where did she fall from again?" Death asked.

"The sky." Maka's eyes narrowed.

Nod.

Nod nod.

"I knew it!" May cried, throwing her hands up in the air. All attention turned to her again. "This world isn't fake!" She barked, stormed over to Death, glared at him, twirled around and stormed out of the Death room.

"Wait! May! Where are you going?" Maka questioned.

"The fuck outta here!" May barked.

Death turned to the other four in the room. You couldn't tell what his expression was, but you could tell he was serious. "Keep a close eye on her, there's no telling what she might do next."

"What?" Maka dropped her arms.

"Yes, what?" Blackstar barked. "I'm too big a star to baby-sit!"

Meanwhile, just as May exited the Death room, someone else was trying to enter, the persons being Death the Kid, Liz and Patty. Kid crashed into May, sending her falling backwards. "Ow!"

Oh, but this is where Death the Kid gets a super beating, because his head just seemed to land in between the rather small breasts of the unknown person he had just crashed into.

May punched him in his jaw. "Hey! Get the fuck outta my boobs, ass-hole!" She barked. It was in that instant, that particular moment, that Death the Kid fell in love with something other than symmetry. Great.

Okay, May wasn't the most symmetrical person in the universe, because she just happened to wear a tight shirt that cut up to her rib-cage in a diagonal way, and she wore knee height socks which had asymmetrical stripes.

Kid, after landing on his butt when May punched him, rubbed his jaw and then caught sight of the girl. His eyes widened and his injured jaw dropped. A twinkle glinted in his eyes suddenly and then he launched himself at her. "Oh my goodness! You're so beautiful!" He cried.

Liz raised her eyebrow and Patty cackled with laughter. "Uh... Kid, you know she isn't very symmetrical..." Liz pointed out.

"I don't care! Look at her beaut-" May punched him again as he landed on her.

"The fuck off me!" She punched him another time, standing up, kicked him, turned to Liz and Patty, cocked her head to the side, turned to face the Death room, still cocking her head to the side and then bellowed at no one in particular. "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Okay, so now we find May picking at her fingernails with a needle whilst reclining on a couch in Kid's house. After the little screaming incident, it turned out that May stormed over to Maka and Soul, glared at them and then attacked Lord Death with the most foul language any person could ever imagine.

Lord Death, stunned to silence by the girl's rainbow of vocabulary that flowed from her mouth, cocked his head to the side in thought. He then dismissed them for no reason.

So, when they exited the Death room, Kid latched himself onto May, rubbing his cheek on her thigh, (although I think that was so he could look up her rather short and puffy skirt) and declared that he would take her to the manor. Maka and Liz weren't very impressed, Blackstar barked a 'yahoo' and ran off, Tsubaki chasing after him, Soul sweat-dropped and Patty cackled with laughter, saying that Kid was an idiot.

May said absolutely nothing, staring ahead at an oncoming person. She wasn't very impressed by the sight of Stein, the mad scientist. Her eye twitched at his arrival.

Before she heard any word from him, Kid dragged her away, eyes glittering like an amber crystal in the sunlight.

In the Death room, Stein scratched his head. "Who's that girl?" He questioned.

Lord Death turned away from the mirror. "She called herself May." He said, really serious. "Maka and the others had come across her on their most recent mission."

Stein raised an eyebrow. "No wonder. I would have sensed a soul like that earlier."

"Wha?" Death cocked his head to the side. "Oh yeah!" He slammed his fist in his other hand.

"She looks interesting." Stein grinned, looking away from Death.

"No matter, we just have to keep an eye on her." He held up the two souls that May had given him. (More like vaulted at him.) "Apparently she took out a witch and that immortal werewolf."

Stein turned his attention back to Death. "What?! The one who stole the grand witch's magic eye?!"

Death nodded. "I would like you to keep an eye on her for me." He said.

"Wait, I thought you said we all have to...?" Stein's arms dropped, as if he were a monkey.

"Yes, yes, well, you in particular. I think you understand why?" Death turned to the mirror.

"Right..." Stein sighed, lighting a cigarette before leaving.