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9th Doctor/Rose

Mary Sue Companions (Not Rose) paired up with one of the three rebooted Doctors

Set during/post/before Pond's Life

gNat2: Be creative, guys! Can the Daleks...take over Cuba during the Cold War and help the Soviets? Or an alternate scene where Oswin Oswald somehow lived (I liked her. She was pretty cool.) in human form and freed herself from the Asylum of the Daleks? Can there be a Slender mod where you're being chased by a Weeping Angel? I would love that...

Now the next fandom we'll jump into is probably most of you know and hate...no, it's not the My Immortal universe of Harry Potter. The main character herself is a Mary Sue. Not 50 Shades of Grey...But whatever! I got homework to do. Later!

gNat2 or Meepalicious do not own any fandoms that make a cameo in this story, just our OC personas.

Patricia's POV

After a few moments the blue box's whirling came to a stop. "Alright, I'm somewhere." I said to no one as I tried to figure out where I am. I peeked outside to see a nice little urban town. There were some people passing by doing whatever they needed to do and never notice the odd police box in the middle of an alleyway.

Getting out was just the easy part. Now what am I going to do? Where am I? Fine, let some 18-year-old girl with a dumb (flinch) hat walk around and be lost. Genius, Pat!

Even so, it was kinda cold. I zipped up my grey sweat jacket as I continued to walk down the street and took random turns on the corner. I came across a place called 'Love Planet' with your average share of men hopefully scoring and getting drunk as the day starts to darken. Every now and then you can see some women in very skimpy clothing hang out outside, some getting picked up by wasted customers.

Feeling an uneasy vibe, I tried to walk away from the messed up whore house. Note the keyword tried. I was grabbed by the arm and pulled into a dark alley, quickly pinned to the wall shortly after. My captive had cold hands and stared down at me with ruby eyes and sharp teeth glowing in the moonlight. "Well hello there, love." He said in a British accent. "I never thought I see someone like you near such a filthy place. What naughty thing you are." He cooed in my ear. "I have no idea who you are, but I need you to let go of me!" I yelled at him. He just stared at me in a seductive way (which makes me want to puke in my mouth.) before I used swift kick! It was uneffective.

Stranger used leer!

Then a loud noise cracked my ears and the strange person fell limp on the ground. What the heck just happened? He was trying to rape me one moment and then he was dead the next. Plus that bullet made the guy's blood splatter all over me! Luckily my fez was unharmed at all, that or the blood is absorbed into it.

"Wreckless as always, brother." A cold voice said. There was a friendly laugh before another guy said, "Lighten up, Vergil. We saved some chick from one of those demons that keep appearing recently." I looked to my side to see two silhouettes, one slightly taller than the other. "This is the fourth demon spawn we killed today, yet we aren't getting paid for this!" The second voice told the first. "On the other hand, she has a cool hat."

"Thanks!" I told them. "It's called a fez, for your information." The two figures stood there for an awfully long time. I looked back at the dead body and asked, "What is that?" "We have no idea. Those bastards appeared a few days ago, most were hard to kill but this one was a weak demon." Thinking of something, I pulled out the sonic screwdriver and quickly hovered it on top of the corpses and flipped the thing sideways. "It's apparently a Gary Sue. Half human, half demon. Perfect teeth, perfect looks, perfect personality, this place is going to be in ruins soon enough." I told him. "I'm Patricia, just call me Patty." I turned back to the two men.

They stepped forward to show their white hair, one of them had a blue jacket and his hair slicked back in a pointy way. The other white haired guy had a red jacket on. "My name's Dante." Man in red said, he then pointed to the guy in blue. "That's my brother, Vergil. Don't mind him being a stick in the mud." He added in, only getting an elbow from said brother.

"So you guys are probably thinking 'Why the heck some random young adult wearing a weird hat and some weird contraption thingy doing here?', well the thing is…I'm not from here." I said. "I'm from another…universe, let's say. Every universe exist in some way in another universe. In my world, this world is considered a video game." I continued on.

"What's it called? Dante the sexy demon hunter?" The game's protagonist smirked, only to get another blow from his brother. Thanks, Vergil. "Actually, it's just Devil May Cry. Like your shop! There's four games out so far and a reboot coming in January. Vergil dies in the third game but comes back in the reboot, and the fourth game this new guy named Nero shows up and his best friend slash crush dies. Still a better love story than Twilight, though." I feel really nerdy now. It was hard to contain my excitement. "Now enough about me, follow me to see…my spaceship…" I got in between them and try to remembered where I came from.

~To the TARDIS~

"It's just a blue box." Dante complained as he observed the TARDIS. "It's bigger on the inside, trust me." I told him back, opening up the said machine. The brothers had surprised and somewhat confused looks on their faces.

"Let me get this straight, this thing can travel through time?" Dante continued his a million question run. "Isn't it just a line?" Oh boy, he set himself for the greatest quote ever! *Ahem* "Well…not really. People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a…big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." I somehow managed to nail it.

"Timey Wimey stuff?" Vergil repeated. "Exactly! Also, it can go through space. So we can go to an alien planet or an alternate universe. We'll be going to A LOT of them, but we need to make one final stop first." Pressing some buttons, I made the arrangements to the next destination to someone who will be important to our journey (Plus I don't want to travel with two demon hunters alone).

As the engine started one of the brothers asked, "Are you sure you know where you're going?" Which was replied by me as, "Hopefully!" As the machine started rumbling about. "I recommend holding onto something."

Within moments, the rumbling stop as we probably landed somewhere. "What was that?" Dante asked. "That was dimension traveling, and if I'm right, we should be in the living room of my best friend Gabriella or Gabbi as most call her." "Well in this case, luck is on your side!" A very fake British voice called out from outside. I gasped in excitement and ran out, hugging my smaller friend in a death grip and somehow landed on the couch. Oh friendship…

So after I explained about the TARDIS and the half demon brothers and her grabbing her weapon and (unneeded) bag of stuff, we entered the blue box again.

"Alright, I have brought my fantasy A-Team together to bring you to the news on why I assembled you here." I went on. "In every universe there seems to be an outstanding boost in populations in the female gender. Most of these girls have shiny hair, perfect body physiques, somehow linked to someone who exists in the dimension, and so on. These 'things' are so perfect, they cannot be stopped and frowned upon this universe since they are considered fictional. They are dubbed Mary Sue, sometimes Gary Sue if a guy, which was started from the Star Trek universe with a 15 year old Lieutenant which her name is so long, we shorten it to Mary Sue." I explained. I got three confused looks back. "In short terms. We kill Sues in multiple fandoms to save every universe that exists from stupidity and something more."

Gabbi clapped her hands together. "Sounds like a plan. Let's go hunt some Sues!"

…

"Also, where do we go first?"

"I know exactly where we're going. Allons-y!"

"Do we have to call you Doctor now?"

"…If you want to. The Doctor recommends it."

gNat2: Here's a heads up. Meep is working on the fandom AFTER the one we're going to and it'll be so long, we have to break it up into smaller bits. She really, really loves the fandom she's working on. Her younger brother got into it but doesn't like the gory parts. He should watch True Blood and Game of Thrones, it's like Supernatural...but with sex (and dragons if you're thinking Game of Thrones. I wonder if a lot of people die in Supernatural who made various cameos.).

Meep, Y U NO WATCH DOCTOR WHO? IT HAS ALIENS, AND A COOL OPENING, AND BOWTIES! Do I have to drag your ass to the Paley Center?

Meepalicious:...Yea.