Tsunade looked at Jaraiya trying to figure out how to get him on her side and said "He learned Rasengan within a month enough to aid in the battle agianst Orochimaru. He also learned to Summon Gambunta within a month to help defeat Shukaku. I cant train him in that but you can and I also need you to find my older self and give her this scroll. Inside it is Naruto DNA so she can compare it to Shizune to see that what I said is true. Also is some of mine but not blood since I know she is still scared of it as well as my backup story."

Jaraiya seemed to think it over a moment and asked "So why did you say I was your father then."

Tsunade said "Simple, I could not remember who was married to who or who was alive at this time in history so I needed someone I knew as safe to back up my story as well as someone who I could trust and since you never had any children like me then I knew that you would be safe."

Naruto asked "Tsuhime, how will this pervert help me."

Tsunade said "It pains me to say this Naruto but you are the only person who can finish what the 4th started and your also the only person who can use the Hiraishin besided your father."

Jariaya coughed and turned white looking at Naruto and Naruto asked "whats Hiraishin and what did dad not finish."

Jaraiya asked "Are you sure about that tsunade."

Tsunade said "Yes, once his control got good enough he could do both and I want him to get to do it before the chunnin exams." with a glint in her eye.

Jaraiya thought for a moment and said "Why should I help you."

Tsunade thought for a moment and said "I can give you and only you all the info I have on Orochimaru and Atasuki so you can compare it to your sources and then get more time to do research. Besides that, would it not be fun to help Arashi son."

Jaraiya thought for a moment and said "I do admit I want to see what this kid can do and all and the deal with the information would come in handy however Im not going to do it just out of my respect for his dad. Hes going to have to prove it to me in someway." with a perverted grin on his face

Naruto finally stood up from having his body get back to normal and saw the look and said "Your just a dirty old man. Time to show you how I take care of perverts." and put his hands in a seal and screamed "Sexy-no-jutsu." and in a puff of smoke he was covered in clouds and was now a nude girl.

Jaraiya pulled out his notebook and started to write while tsunade put her hand on her head and Naruto looked questionably and asked "How come your not knocked out."

Jaraiya said "I have seen more then enough woman not to be effected by that."

Naruto grew agrivated and went through some more handsigns and said "Harem jutsu." and suddenly 20 blond hair girls were in the room and Jaraiya was sent flying backwards from to much nudity.

Naruto dispelled the clones and returned to normal and Tsunade looked at naruto and asked "Whose body did you get the idea for that jutsu for anyways. I know I seen that tattoo on the right butt cheek before but I cant remember where."

Naruto thought for a moment and said "It was some lady named Rin, she asked me to help her prank some ABNU who wore a dog mask once, she told me he was a real pervert and she was in a bakini on that day. I did not know what perverts were then but she told me what they were and how they act. I did not really get it at the time but I just used what she told me and used her body and changed her face and hair color so that noone would know who it was and thats where it came from."

Tsunade knew right away who they both were then and asked "What happened to the ABNU Narukun."

Naruto said "He asked me for a date and said something about seeing heaven. After I changed back Rin did something to him in his groin and I never saw either agian. I think he might have died though, I know he was holding his pants that day and kept saying Im dieing afterwards."

Tsunade could not take it any longer and started to laugh and laugh and Naruto smiled and said "You have a pretty laugh."

Tsunade smiled at him and said "You feel like helping me with a prank tomorrow durring school."

Naruto smiled and said "Always."

Naruto face changed for a moment and his eyes glossed over and Tsunade looked at him and knew he was talking to Kyuubi and when he blinked she asked "What does the fox want."

Naruto looked at her and said "He wants to know who is this Atasuki you were talking about earlier."

Tsunade sighed and said "They are a group of S-rank missing nin that want to get the power of the tailed demons for something but we never found out what they wanted to do with them but we knew it would be evil since each member of the group was wanted from one country or another for murders and other crimes."

Naruto nodded and said "Kyuubi said that he needs to think about something, so whats this prank."

Tsunade thought for a moment and saw Jaraiya still passed out and said "Well, I will have to tell the pervert some info after he wakes up so lets plan. Heres what were going to do..."

The next day at 7:59 am all the kids were in the accademy except Naruto. Iruka sighed and went through the list "Shino, Sasuke, Naruto...Naruto." Just then a swirl of leaved appeared in the back of class and Naruto said "heremmph." as a pair of lips met his.

Everyone turned and several people flew backwards at the site that greeted them as well as several gasp and a timid voice of Narutokun.

Naruto was sitting in his chair wearing the new outfit Tsunade had gotten out of her brothers stuff and Tsunade was sitting stradeling him with a leg on each side and facing his chest and had her arms around his back and he had his hands on her butt and his lips were locked onto hers as they had a make out session.

In the Hokages office the third, Kakashi, Asuma were all sent backwards flying watching through the crystal ball while Kurenai was red faced and mummbling damn.

Back in the class Iruka and Mizuki both came around along with all the rest of the kids who had passed out and Iruka said "Um miss, this is the accademy and..."

A kunia hit the desk in front of him shattering the desk and had a note attacked to it. The couple in the back never stopped making out as Tsunade had thrown the kunia backwards without looking shocking everyone in the room.

Iruka took the note and read it and said "I see, well you are here to take the test and..."

A second kunia hit the desk with another note attacked to it and after reading it he paled and said "Ok, since you both have things to do then please do the henge, replacement and bunshin jutsu."

Tsunade smirked and Naruto and her both replaced themselfs with Sasuke and Sakura who found themselfs in the same position as Naruto and Tsunade were a moment ago except now both Naruto and Tsunade were where Sasuke and Sakura were. Shocking everyone in the room. Sakura screamed with excitement and passed out and Sasuke paled realising where his hands were and then tried to remove them but they were stuck there by some type of glue.

Tsunade then henged into Sakura and Naruto into Sasuke and Tsunade said in sakura voice "Oh Sasukekun, lets revive you clan right here and right now." as she went to jump back on Naruto who used sasuke voice and said "Hmph." and turned away with a fake emo look on his face.

The class erupted into laughter and Sakura who was passed out from being in the position with Sasuke fell on the floor hitting her head while Sasuke fell on top of her since his hands were still stuck to her butt. He tried to pull his hand away but as he did Sakura cloths were coming off with them. Not carring about her anyways he just jerks backwards and in doing so rips two holes in her biker shorts she had on under her dress showing everyone her panties.

Iruka who was a prankster in his youth said "Very good Naruto and..."

Tsunade said "Just call me Tsunade and Im Narukuns fiance." making everyone in the room wide eyed.

Iruka finally got over his shock and asked "Well please do the bushin and you both may go back to training with your father Jaraiya."

Tsunade asked "Does it matter what kind of Bunshin."

Iruka said "No."

That was the moment both Tsunade and Naruto had been waiting for. Both shouted out "Kagebunshin no jutsu" and 10 Naruto appeared and 5 Tsunade and the real Tsunade grabbed a pair of headbands and Naruto in one fluid motion and left in a swirl of leaves as the Kagebunshin all started to make out causing everyone to fly backwards agian.

In the Hokages office Kurenai sighed and said "Who is she."

The third finally got back in his chair and said "That is Tsunade, the daughter of Tsunade the sannin and Jaraiya the sannin. It looks like she got her mothers looks and her fathers pervertedness."

Kakashi who finally got over his nosebleed said "I never knew Jaraiya had a daughter."

The third said "Secretely she did. You can guess what would happen if someone would find out. Apparently Tsunade did not want to have her pick up his bad influence, however it looks as if she failed."

Just then a swirl of leaves appeared in the room and Tsunade looks at the third and said "So do we have a deal."

The third shook his head and said "Yes, you both passed so you both can be on the same team, now what is that jutsu."

Tsunade said "Simple, What did I teach Narukun yesterday that he used to pass the test."

The third thought for a moment and said "Kagebu..." his eyes got as big as a silver dollar and he took off his hat and handed it to Tsunade and said "The jobs yours."

Tsunade looked at the hat and said "Hell no, only reason I even joined this village was to be with Narukun, the rest of this place can goto hell as far as I care because of the way the people treated Naruto after..."

Naruto eyes glossed over for a moment but was ignored by everyone except Tsunade and the Third quickly said "Yondaime, yes we know." interupting her.

Tsunade looked at him with narrowed eyes and said "I should tell you sens.. I mean Hokagesama, THAT truth will be out before the chunnin exams, when we get back home Narutos going to start trying to summon Gambunta and then a few other jutsu. Cya." and left with Naruto.

Kakashi looked at the third and asked "What was she talking about Hokagesama."

The third looked around the office and said "Village secret."

Everyone in the room was stunned and Kurenai asked "What is her problem. She acts like this village is hell or something."

The third said "Her feelings for Naruto make her that way and she has seen the way this village treats him. She already put one person in the Hokage mountian. " and everyone looked wide eyed.

When the couple appeared in the back yard of thier new home Tsunade asked "So what did furball say back in the office."

Naruto looked puzzled for a moment wondering how she knew but dismissed it and said "He wants us to leave the village for a while. He said after he heard about this Atasuki that you mentioned that he think he knows what they want and its connected to why he attacked the village in the first place. He said we need to go see a friend of his since hes noticed your body is changing and I have to pass his test."

Tsunade blinked and asked "What does he mean my bodies changing and what test."

Naruto rubbed the back of his head and Tsunade said "Spill it." as she cracked her knuckles.

Naruto sighed and said "I dont know how old you were when you come back but your body is that of a 14 year old with all the problems females have at that age."

Tsunade blinked and after a few moments realised what he was referring to and said "So, I can deal with that."

Naruto shook his head and said "No, because of what you are now certian other changes are about to happen also is what Kyuubi said. Something about heat and pheromones. He said thats why you have been so giddy lately as he called it and also you are going to need someone to teach you about controlling your new abilities and only his friend could do that for you as well as train you since your skills are that of your older self but your body is not."

Tsunade seemded to think for a moment and had been wondering why she was so horny lately. She had also notice that her chakra level was no where near where it use to be. She decided to listen to the rest of his answer and asked "What about this test."

Naruto looked down and said "For Kyuubi to make the changes to me, I have to earn his respect since he does not think I am ready for what he fears is going on. I either have to pass his test or me and him die." saying the last word quitely.

Tsunade who had hightened abilities heard the last word though and went pale. She asked "do we have a choice."

Naruto just shook his head and said "No, its either that or he cuts all chakra off to my heart and kills me and him. He would rather die then let what he fears is going on happen."

Jaraiya who was in a tree watching them had heard it all also and sighed as he jumped down and said "I think you both know what needs to be done. Where is it you need to go."

Naruto eyes glossed over and then returned to normal and said "He said its a secret valley about a weeks travel from here but he said only Tsunade and I can get there as you need demon chakra in you to get through the barrier."

Tsunade asked "How can we trust Kyuubi or his friend."

Naruto listened to Kyuubi and said "either we trust Kyuubi or not. He said he wont let what he thinks going on happen and will kill me to prevent it and he said something about you going to start having trouble soon also so you dont have a choice as somethings going to happen to you soon also."

Tsunade looked at him and asked "Whats going to happen to me and how long will it take to train you Narukun. We have to be back for the chunnin exams in 6 months."

Naruto listened to Kyuubi and smirked and said "According to Kyuubi that will be plenty of time. He said we need to leave today though or we wont be able to get inside the barrier until the next full moon in 5 weeks. As for whats going to happen he wont say until we get to his friends place."

Tsunade glanced at Jaraiya and asked "So what do you think. We need to do this so we can be back to stop Orochimaru and the war."

Jaraiya seemed to think a moment and said "I will tell the third I am taking Naruto and you with me and when we leave the village I will track down the other you and his mom and bring them back 1 week before the exams. Make sure you get back about the same time. I will write the instructions on both the Hiraishin and the Rasengan down for him to take and train on in his spare time." and he bit his thumb and summoned a frog who had a scroll and took the scroll and said "Naruto, I need you to bite your thumb and sign this contract and put your handprint on it also. Tsunade can teach you summoning but you just needed the contract."

Naruto looked at Tsunade who nodded and walked over and did as he was told. After he finished he asked "So what do we do."

Tsunade sighed and said "We need to go and get ready for a long trip and I need to go by the store and get some supplies. You go and get whatever weapons and cloths you think you will need and I will get some sealing scrolls also. God I cant believe I have to go through menapause agian." as she walked off leaving 1 confused teenager and one sweatdropping pervert.

Naruto glanced at Jaraiya and asked "What does she mean erosannin."

Jaraiya pulled out a book and said "Read this and I will include the rest of the series in a sealing scroll. I got to go see the Hokage." and left Narto with a copy of Icha Icha paradise Vol 1.

Naruto just shrugged his shoulders and started to walk into the house when he suddenly fell to the ground on his knees in pain holding his stomach. He was not expecting this and thought "whats happening."

Kyuubi said "I needed to change your body a little before we get to my friends place and so I had to send alot of chakra through the seal which is why you are in pain."

Naruto sighed and thought "fine, but warn me next time please."

His only answer was laughing inside his head. Naruto sighed and stood up before walking back inside the house and getting what he thought he would need.

Jaraiya appeared in the hokages office in a swirl of leaves and the jounins were all there looking at the crystal ball watching the test and the third asked "So what is it now Jaraiya. Your daughter already was here."

Jaraiya said "Yeah, I know and she makes me proud. Anyways, Ive come to tell you that Im taking her and the Gaki with me on a training trip and we will be back before the chunnin exams."

The third said "But they were suppose to be with Kakashi team."

Jaraiya said "No, have an ABNU go with Kakashi team because the Uchiha is being targeted." making everyone in the room look at him like he was crazy.

Kakashi asked "what do you mean Jaraiya."

Jaraiya said "My sources told me Orochimaru wants the sharingan and he already failed to get it from Itachi so hes going to be coming after the only other Uchiha he could. Apparently he finished that jutsu sensie."

The third seemed to think for a moment and paled and asked "Are you sure Jaraiya."

Jaraiya nodded and said "Yes. I dont know when he will be coming but it was fortunate that we even got an idea on his target."

The third nodded and said "Anything else you need to tell me before you 3 leave."

Jaraiya seemed to think and said "Yeah, you might want to check on Suna. Things have been bad for them lately since we have been getting alot of thier missions. Our relations might take a hit soon if things keep getting worse."

The third nodded and asked "Is your daughter really going to let the boy secret come out like she said she was."

Jaraiya snorted and said "The one thing I could tell you now is anything that has to do with him she will do. She loves him."

The third got an evil grin and said "Ok, I will take your advise and goodluck training the two. If you can find a third for them somewhere to make them a team go ahead or I will have to find one incase they dont when they get back. I have a little message for your daughter though."

Jaraiya looked at him and asked "Really, what."

The third said "She overthinks everything and she needs to dont grow up to quick agian." and smirked as Jariaya paled as he realised the third knew more then he thought and shook his head as he left leaving a very confused group.

Tsunade was walking through the village getting things she would need and saw a general store walking in and walked to the female department and picked up some supplies but stopped and thought "wait. If I have this then that means...I can be a mom." and smiled at the thought. She finished getting her stuff and was leaving the store when she ran into someone she really did not want to.

A certian pink hair girl walked up to her and asked "What the hell did you think you were doing today embarresing me like that."

Tsunade looked at her and gritted her teeth and said "Shut it whore." and turned to walk away only for Sakura to grab her arm and yank her around and slap Tsunade.

Now normally Tsunade would send her first class into the Hokage monument but her anger was already high with what her future self did to Naruto so she looked at Sakura and got angrier by the moment as chakra started to surround her a little bit and she drew back her fist to punch her but luckily for Sakura she saw the chakra gathered around her hand and was turning her chakra red and she closed her eyes for a moment and calmed herself and said "You are one lucky bitch." and turned to leave agian.

Sakura smirking said "Yeah, thats right slut, return to that no class idiot of a fiance you got and dont ever show your..." that did it. The next thing she knew she was flying backwards at mach 1 from a punch and she sailed right into the Yamanko flower shop window and into a wall knocking herself out.

Tsunade looked at her fist as she saw sakura flying away and saw it was covered in red chakra. She used leaf shushin and quickly went back to her home.

Ino looked at the bleeding form of her once best friend and screamed "Mom. Come quick, Sakura hurt."

Her mother came out and asked "What happened." as she started trying to help Sakura."

Ino said "I dont know. One minute I was behind the register and the next the window shatters and sakura came flying in backwards and landed here after hitting the wall."

Ino mom nodded and said "Clean up this mess. I will take care of her." and grabbed her before leaf shushing away to the Hospital.

Tsunade arrived and saw Jaraiya and Naruto finishing up and said "Something happen. I punched Sakura because she pissed me off and my chakra started to appear but it was red like Kyuubis."

Naruto looked at her and heard Kyuubi in his head and Naruto said "Kyuubi said thats what he was trying to warn us about. We cant get mad until we get to his friends place or are chakra could hurt others or us or kill us." looking scared.

Jaraiya sighed and said "Are you ready Tsunade."

Tsunade ran into another room and came back a few minutes later and said "I am now."

Jaraiya grabbed both Naruto and her and they left in a swirl of leaves and appeared at the main gate and he said "We are leaving on a training trip."

The gaurds looked at him and bowed before smiling at Tsunade and then glared at Naruto. Tsunade started to get mad until Naruto grabbed her hand and calmed her down. They all 3 took off running away from the village as fast as possible. When they got about 2 miles away they stopped and Jariaya said "This is where we part ways. I got that scroll for the other you and remember to be back for the exams."

Naruto said "We will."

Jariaya turned to leave but stopped and said "Sensie gave me a message for you daughter. He said you overthink too much and you need to enjoy your being young agian."

Naruto and Tsunade got wide eyed and Tsunade asked "You did not tell him did you."

Jaraiya said "No, He told me that after I told him to put an ABNU on Kakashi team because my soarces said Orochimaru was coming for the Sharingan. I also told him to try and help Suna since they have had hard times since we been getting thier missions. Thats all I said."

Naruto sighed after listening to Kyuubi agian and said "I hate being the middle man. Kyuubi said we need to go now and head west."

Tsunade nodded and said "Goodluck pervert and make sure both of them read that scroll and understand."

Jaraiya nodded and said "Goodluck." as he took of heading for the last place he saw the older Tsunade.

Tsunade glanced at Naruto and he asked "Why did you punch Sakura."

Tsunade looked down and said "She yelled at me for the prank we pulled and I turned to leave but she slapped me and I started to punch her but calmed down when I saw my chakra. When I tried to leave agian she called me a slut and and then called you no class trash. I sort of lost it then."

Naruto smilled a small smile and said "I guess she had that comming. I could tell thats not all though."

Tsunade asked "What do you mean Narukun."

Naruto said "Simple. Everytime you mention Sakura you get this look in your eyes and it scares me."

Tsunade looked down at the ground and said "I hate her. I know I shouldnt but with what she did I can not forgive her."

Naruto asked "What did she do Tsuhime."

Tsunade looked up at Naruto with tears in her eyes and said "she was the one who killed you. The Uchiha betrayed the village and then went and got himself killed and then she blamed you because you nearly died trying to bring him back and she tricked you and killed you because of him. You changed alot of peoples opinions of you but alot more never did and they cheered her until Kyuubi came out and killed them all." and she fell to her knees crying.

Naruto who was shocked hearing the girl he thought he loved would do that and how people cheered for his death and walked over and pulled Tsunade into a hug and said "Its ok. Like you told me its not going to happen agian because your hear for me now."

Tsunade sniffed and said "Promise me you wont leave me."

Naruto eyes softened and said "I promise." and smiled a real smile.

Tsunade looked into his eyes and smiled a small smile and kissed him. After they broke apart thanks to a certian fox yelling in one of thier heads they took of heading toward Kyuubis friend.

In a tree not to far away a pervert sighed and thought "take care of her boy. She physically strong but emotionally shes as weak as you are behind that mask you hide behind. I promise you Tsunade you will be the daughter I never had and you gaki will be the son in law I get to torcher." smirking to himself as he jumped away.