Letters to Moscow
From: Pasta Loving Masochist
Dearest Alec,
I feel terrible that I don't talk to you as often as I should...so I think that it is a wonderful idea that you are writing letters! ^^
How are you? It's terribly rainy here, at the moment (nothing new, there...), so I'm stuck inside the house with Arthur. Oh well, maybe the weather will clear up sometime this week.
How's Ivan? I haven't talked to him in quite sometime, either. Although he and England get together often, I don't really talk to him very much. He just seems too busy of a person to bother with me, I guess.
I can't really think of much else to say...other than that we should definitely get together to see a movie at the theatre, or something, to catch up sometime soon. ^^ I look forward to seeing you again.
Warm regards,
London
To: Pasta Loving Masochist
Dear London,
Yes, you should talk to me more. I've been so bored lately! Eh, I guess I'm alright. The snow is starting to melt, so everything is slippery and slushy now. I hate going outside because I keep slipping and falling! But then again, I do that even on dry ground…
Hmm, I actually don't really know how Ivan is right now. Usually he lives with me, but nowadays he seems to prefer his house in Siberia. I miss him soooo much!
Yeah, I heard that Putin has been making Ivan do lots of paperwork pertaining to industrialism and political crap. Usually he's more social, but he tends to get very introverted when stressed.
And we should make plans soon! I really want to visit your city soon! It's so beautiful. Write to me again soon!
Love,
Alec
From: Illusion Fox
Dear Moscow,
DUDE! LIKE, NO FLIPPIN' WAY! You hate D.C. too? YESSSSS! FINALLY, SOMEONE REALIZES THAT SHE'S NOT A STINKIN' SAINT!
. . . Uhh. . . Was I ranting again? Aw, sorry, man! Anyways, the name's Kate! Kate T. Jones, personification of. . . the totally amazing, kick-ass Garden State of New Jersey! Yeah!
Haha, well, anyway, I just wanted to know how it's going in Russia right now. Me? It's spring time over here~! Ah, I love it, but. . . TOMATO SEASON'S COMING UP AND THAT MEANS WORK FOR ME! Being the Garden State and all, I have to live up to my reputation and stuff and farm like there's no tomorrow in the summertime. And then D.C.'s getting all snobby with her, "Farming is dirty and uncivilized!" act! Gah! I hate it!
But let me get this straight! I am SOOOO NOT jealous of D.C. just because America pays attention to her more! I mean, it's not like I totally love him or anything, so. . . yeah!
Anyways. . . XD What didja do for April Fool's? Heheh. . . I had a LOT of fun that day, and I even teamed up with Hungary for a while. . .
From,
Kate (New Jersey)
To: Illusion Fox
Dear Kate,
Oh my god, I despise D.C.! She is such a bitch! She's really pretty, but her personality is hideous. I wish Ivan would drop a nuclear bomb on her, but I don't want Alfred or any nearby states to get hurt. She is so annoying! I swear she's got a giant stick up her ass. She thinks she is so much better than others. Whenever Ivan takes me to world meetings and she happens to be there, she always harasses me to be more involved in politics. But what she doesn't get is that I was never made for politics. I was created to show the beauty and art and culture in Russia. Ivan even said that he doesn't want me in politics dammit! ….Oh good lord, I'm ranting…...again…..XD I could go on all day about how I hate her.
I've never been to New Jersey before, but I really want to go. Your people have badass accents. And you seem a lot cooler than how that show, Jersey Shore, portrays you. And here in Russia, the snow is melting so it's icky and slushy. Bleh.
Dude, D.C. is an idiot. America and many other countries in the world were built upon farming. I mean, plantations and agriculture are a big part of your country's history and current life. Industrialism didn't occur until later. (Yeah, I'm such a history geek lol. Ivan said he wanted me to be all smart and nerdy to impress people .) Pffft here in Russia we still farm. And we pick mushrooms in the forest, but that's a whole different story ..
XD ahaha for April Fool's day, Paris and London convinced me to write a prank love letter to Austria. But, it didn't end well. He took it seriously and keeps sending me music he composed to show his love for me….It's so sweet, and I don't have the heart to tell him it was a prank and that I don't feel that way for him. T.T I'm such a bad person. Haha, well it's been awesome talking to you! Write back soon!
Love,
Moscow
P.S. It's okay to be in love with your country. After all, I'm in love with Ivan. ;)
A/N Ah, thank you all for sending letters! I was so shocked so see so many right away. I thought people would think my Moscow is lame. I will try and update as quickly as possible, though I won't have as much time during the week. Once again, thank you! :3
~Sasha