Chapter 2: Barehanded Knuckle Brawl
Suddenly, normal civilians started screaming and running every which way. She noticed a black cloud mist appeared with someone walking out of it. "Please! Someone save us!" A civilian screamed. "Ahh..a chance to test out my new strength..." She smiled wickedly, baring her regular normal Robin teeth. The person who came out of the portal also had a menacing aura, and many deadhands. "Hello, Nico Robin." The black wearing man smiled...but was being completely ignored because Dark!Robin only had eyes for massacring the civilians. "SEIS FLEUR!" She screamed, activating hundreds of hands and the sounds of backs snapping could be heard in the distance. "Ahem...my name is Tomura Shigaraki and I've come from Boku no Pico Villain Alliance to recruit the fines-" he was cut off again as Dark!Robin OCHO FLEUR CLUTCH'd the remaining casualties into an abysmal spinal hell chiropractors wouldn't be able to unfuck in a million years. "PAY ATTENTION TO ME!" He threw a tantrum while scraping his neck with his freshly done nails. Suddenly, Dark!Robin stopped maiming the remaining mexicans and looked him dead in the eyes. "Those are the words of someone who's cruisin' for a bruisin'." Dark!Robin cracked her knuckles on all her hands and neck as she slowly but swiftly began walking toward him in a dignified manner. "Heh.. Heheh heh...you think you can beat...NOMU 2?!" He screeched while another portal opened up, revealing an ugly bird body builder with no top head part. "Ew." Dark!Robin spawned two hands and snapped its neck in less than a second. "WHAT?! THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE?!" The little necrophiliac SHRIEKED in C sharp. "Perhaps for Robin, but Dark!Robin IS NO MERE MORTAL!" Dark!Robin spawned many hands like the Indian god Hercules and went for his scrawny little neck. She was evil due to the laws of physics, and therefore strong, so she easily lifted him off the ground. "Any last words, varmint?" She cackled, cosplaying as her evil cowboy persona, McCree. "Heh. Nope." He touched both of her arms, and they disintegrated. "Hm. Interesting." She respawned her arms, but this time fully equipped with Ak-47s pointing at him. Shigaraki began sweating. "You're a disgrace to handsexuals everywhere. Go back to playing with your toys, kid." Dark!Robin had cool sunglasses appear on her face and she chewed her tobaccy, about to pull the trigger when. "Uh...WAIT! I know...you are...much more powerful than me..please, teach me your ways...master." Shigaraki fell on all fours bowing to Dark!Robin. She rather enjoyed sinister groveling, so she took a quick break. Dark!Robin snickered while digesting a Reese's snack-bar she had stolen from the machine next to her. "Well, you're already wearing all black, which is the first step to becoming a scoundrel. Rise my student." She commanded. He did as he was told. Then she saw something and her eyes widened "NGGH!" Dark!Robin zoomed in on her own face, causing Shigaraki to wince. "What's wro-" "WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?! RED?! AIRWALKS?!" Dark!Robin ran towards him while sharpening her new battle weapon, Nami's Usopp cane thing, but because she was evil, it had knives on the end of it now. She slid underneath him and sliced off his feet in one fell swoop. Shigaraki's one visible eye widened as he fell to the ground, "MY FEET." He screamed like a diaper. "God stop being such a fucking baby. Back in my day you were lucky to have both legs." She took a moment to reminisce the time Zoro had amputated her sister, Sobin, so she could survive the plague in 1997. "Come along now, we're getting you new shoes." She patted her side like someone urging a dog to follow them. Shigaraki didn't hear any of her flashbang because he bled out. Dark!Robin let out a gruff sigh before snapping her gangly fingers and teleported them to the mall. "Ah, my power is growing." She fiendishly smiled, beckoning him to walk into Payless with her.