better than heart attacks
o2: pwned
"I am finding this task rather perplexing…"
"No shit. You've only gone and got the yellow side all screwed up. Do you have any idea how long it took me to do that?!"
"I am very sorry for impeding your progress, Light-kun."
"No you're not," Light replied bitterly, shoving the underweight detective in his side with a nifty manoeuvre a la his elbow. That rash move was probably going to add another percent onto the overall Kira total but Light honestly couldn't bring himself to care at that moment in time. It had taken him ten minutes to line up all the yellow cubes like that. Ten whole minutes. And then of course L had to come along and wreck everything in little more than ten whole seconds.
Bitch.
"No, I'm not. How very perceptive of you," the detective stated in his usual monotone, rolling his eyes at Light's stupidity; a movement that was made even more expressive due to the panda-esque bags below them. "I am not sorry in the slightest because Light-kun was not doing it correctly."
"Well if you're so smart why don't you do it?!" the auburn-haired boy yelled in frustration, temper now reaching its peak as he threw the cheap, plastic little cube of doom at the detective's unruly bed-head.
However, by some divine miracle of nature the Rubik's Cube was not immediately engulfed by the aforementioned bed-head; instead, L managed to catch it mid-air with his long, spidery fingers, clutching it to his chest like a talisman.
"Up one percent for attempted murder."
"With a Rubik's Cube?"
"They could make very efficient weapons if used correctly."
"For God's sake, anything could make an efficient weapon if used correctly! I mean, look at this pen," the frustrated murder suspect proclaimed, fishing forth from one of his pockets a simple blue biro. "I could stab you with this right now if I really wanted."
L leaned forwards, interested; "So does that mean Light-kun has been contemplating my immediate demise?"
"Of course I have. You're annoying."
"Was that a confession that you, Light Yagami, are, in fact, Kira?"
"Yes," Light replied, voice heavily sarcastic. "I'm afraid you got me. I am Kira. Now give me the damn Rubik's Cube."
"I thought Light-kun did not want it, otherwise why would he have thrown it at my person with so much force?"
"I want it back now so I can finish it and beat you."
"Light-kun is such a child."
"And L-kun is such a bitch," Light repeated childishly.
"I do not bear any resemblance to a female dog," L retorted, still nibbling on his fingernails as though there weren't dirt and germs and other sorts of unmentionables stuck up there, festering merrily, a breeding ground. "Maybe you should move that blue piece there-"
"Like I'm going to take orders from you!"
"Move the blue piece there, Light-kun."
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Liiiigggggghhhhhhhtttttttttt!!" squealed an unexpected voice rather suddenly, the banshee-like shrieks enough to make both detective and suspect jump as though they'd both been electrocuted; the Rubik's Cube they'd been fighting over shot out of their entwined hands like a bar of soap and arced gracefully across the room, landing with a 'thunk' before a heavily-buckled, killer-high-heeled, maaaajorly-'goffick' boot of one Misa Amane, teen fashion model, complete bubblehead.
"Duuudddeeeee…" the complete bubblehead whispered, bending forth to retrieve the poor Rubik's Cube with a handful of long, manicured, pumpkin-painted fingernails. "I love these things! They're like tha bomb. Totally hardcore, yanno?"
And, within the space of about five seconds, Misa Amane had clacked, clicked and clunked the various cubes into place, throwing the finished product down at the feet of both boys with an air of triumph.
"Well, I guess it doesn't matter!" the Gothic Lolita grinned, voice as bouncy as the pigtails bobbing up and down on her pretty little head. "Two super-intelligent guys like you – I bet you could solve it wayyyy quicker than me, right?"
Light and L turned to look at each other, both dumbstruck at the bizarre situation they found themselves in.
"Did… Did we just get pwned by Misa Amane…?"
"Yes, Light-kun. I think we very much did."
They both shuddered, waiting for the apocalypse.
a.n: misa pwns l and light and life goes on xD yus, the whole collection will not be l/light, but they will all have both of them interacting with each other D yay. hmn, this oneshot seems like it was rushed even though it took like an hour…