1 Skull kid turns Link into the deku shrub

Skull kid: (uses some kind of dark magic)

Link: what am I? A deku shrub?

Author: yep

Link: NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!

2 Link gets the orcena again

Link: (shoots a bubble at Skull kid)

Skull kid: Yuk you can have the orcena

Link: yay (plays the song of time)

3 Link fights the masked sword guy

Link: HAHA you have to wear a mask

Masked sword guy: shoot (takes of the mask)

Author: NOT AGAIN

Link: yep

4 Link fights the mechanical bull guy

Author: oh well (chants) ooh baa gee bee geebees

Link: ooh I want to beat a boss for once

Author: crap!

5 Link fight the giant tuna

Link: (fires a arrow hits the tuna in the gulls)

Tuna: I'm dead (turns over and stays over)

Everyone but Tuna and Link: yay he finally killed someone!

Tuna: crap he had to kill me!

6 Link fights the skeleton king

Skele king: how can you kill me without light

(Tea break)

Link: by this (shoots a light arrow)

Skele king: @$#$

7 Link goes to romane's ranch

Link: (looks at a sign it reads: we found a horse by the clock tower owner please come by from (the rest got blurred out))

Link: Epona!

Romane: no a horse

Link: that's my horse and her name is Epona!

Romane: ok sorry

8 Link fights the twin worms

Link: @$#$ they are huge!!

Author: use the giant's mask

Link: ok hige (puts on the mask)

(Link grows 5 sizes to large)

One of the twin worms: @%#$

The other worm: help!!!!! (gets squashed)

First worm: no!!!! (also gets squashed)

Author: (mutters some words and link shrinks 2X smaller than normal

Link: O no

Link fights majora's mask (still small)

Link: help hige

Sarah: the authors visiting his mom

Link: O @%#$

(Link gets squashed)

Author: shoot now what will we do to fill up the page?

Navi: play ping-pong

Author: (gets link up, shrinks him more and puts him in a clear ping-pong ball as the prize)

Link: O_O why me?

The tournament is the next chapter I hope you like it so far