Is it safe too assume thhat NO ONE like A Penny For Sesshomaru's Thoughts? Well I like it so I'm gonna keep going since I haven't gotten the aloted amount of reviews on the other on that y'all actually LIKE haha well how abt this, give my other stories reviews and I hold off on the crapola your choice :D
I still couldn't believe that Kagome made me let Sesshomaru stay. After he'd announced he was staying with us, you all can probably guess how I reacted. After my blow up Kagome took me to a secluded area and sat my brains out. It went a little like this: Kagome: Inuyasha can he pleeeease stay?
Me: No.
Kagome: Please, please, pleeeease?
Me: No, no, nooooo
Kagome: for me Inuyasha?
Me: Hell no
Kagome: SIT BOY
INUYASHA: HELL TO THE FUCK NO
Kagome: Yes!
Inuyasha: FUCKKKKKK NOOOOOOO
Kagome: , what about now?
Inuyasha: N-
Kagome: S-
Inuyasha…fine
Kagome: Thank you Inuyasha I knew you'd make the right choice
And that is exactly how I got stuck sharing MY tree with that gay, faggot, rainbow muffin brother of mine. He dropped from the top branch (my top branch) that Kagome forced me to give up. I irritably jumped from my branch near the bottom. In my head I was calling the girl I loved all kind of female dogs and gardening tools. She gave me an apologetic look when she saw me. So now she was sorry? I scoffed and sat next to Miroku. She brought me my breakfast, still wearing that sweet smile. She sat in my lap and offered the soup as a sacrifice, in case I was going to flip again.
"Get a room," Shippo mumbled. I flicked him off in English, Italian, Chinese, and Japanese. He turned back around and inhaled his food. I looked down at Kagome and scoffed at her. She knew she was forgiven from the sweet, smile on my face.
"Whipped," Sesshomaru coughed. I glared at him.
"What?" he snickered a little before saying much louder, and much more clearly.
"Whipped, as in you are putty in that human girl's hands, as in if she said bark you'd bark," I burned bright red. Kagome was rubbing behind my ears and I was resisting the urge to purr like a freaking feline.
"I am not whipped thank you fag muffin," I snorted swallowing a very embarrassing sound. She just kept at it, until my leg started to leap uncontrollably. I could here them snickering as my leg jumped under her again. She kept at it, but I kept everything under control.
"So Inuyasha, how's it feel to be whipped?" Sesshomaru asked. I opened my mouth to say something, only to have a soft purr escape my throat. Shit, damn, ugh! Every individual with sharp hearing was on the floor in stitches. I wanted so badly to make them shut up with my fists, but Kagome's hand fell and her eyes fell closed. Lucky that was all I could say was lucky sonovabeeps.
"Let's go," I growled lifting Kagome up, with no effort. I slung her bag over my shoulder and exited the room grasping any dignity I had left.
"We're heading west," I barked, thanking the stars Kagome was one level from deaf. They continued laughing, except now they where rolling on the floor laughing their little Asian asses off. I rolled my eyes and began leading the way, until I realized something very important. Even if I was whipped I proved that I wasn't gay! Sesshomaru was defiantly gay no doubt about it, but Shippo…how old was he with that squeak box voice? Wasn't he like, around 13 now? I chuckled to myself, I wasn't gay. Even I had my suspicions, but I'm not gay…TAKE THAT YAOI FAN GIRLS.
OK LOL A LITTLE BETTER? IM HIGH OFF SODA AND MUSIC AND MORE SODA AND A COOKIE AND YOU GET MY POINT….REVIEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
